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• RT @carocosmos: Life is too short to hide all the good jewelry in a shoebox in the attic on the street side between the Christmas ornaments… 9 hours ago
• "DON'T TWEET ON THE WEEKEND" (to the tune of Petula Clark's "Don't Sleep In The Subway") 13 hours ago
• RT @BananaKarenina: Henry James hip-hop rock opera: What Jay-Z Knew 1 day ago
• wait so are you sorry or not sorry? 1 day ago
• Say goodbye to my beloved Office character, Guy In Audience, shortly after you are introduced to him on tonight's OFFICE FINALE. 2 days ago