Clark Gable

I saw this posted by someone (apologies to you, poster, I’ve lost track of you) as an example of an outstanding first page of a biography:

I lost the thread and it took me a minute to track it down again. In attempting to find it I read several first pages of biographies of Clark Gable. None of them begin with a punch like that, they start with stuff like “In 1982 a poll of film enthusiasts ranked their favorite stars of all time blahblah.”

This is from Jane Ellen Wayne, Clark Gable: Portrait of a Misfit. (You can read it for free. That casting couch allegation seems questionably documented but who knows. That isn’t the kind of event people keep meticulous records of.)

Wayne on Gable in World War 2:

More:

(In case WordPress won’t let me embed Clark Gable singing “Puttin on the Ritz.”)


Kevin Starr on Jack London

London’s socialism always had a streak of elitism in it, and a good deal of pose. He liked to play working class intellectual when it served his purposes. Invited to a prominent Piedmont house, he featured a flannel shirt, but, as someone there remarked, Jack’s badge of solidarity with the working class “looked as if it had been specially laundered for the occasion.” Mark Twain saw straight through to the ambiguity of London’s hopes for revolution. “It would serve this man London right to have the working class get control of things,” said Twain. “He would have to call out the militia to collect his royalties...

His deficient sense of culture-which could see in Paula Forrest such heraldic expression of social value-was the direct result of personal experience. Yet London’s psychological development took place within a specific context, California at the turn of the century. Social and personal experiences were concurrent and reinforcing. In a sense, London’s was a representative quest. His search for identity, for a place in the sun, was also contemporary California’s Like many Californians, he often pathetically misread signals, confusing consumption with culture, display with code, and aspiration with achievement. London bore within himself the burden of an ambiguous history, with its violent hates and tangled drives, and so did California.

His foster-father, John London, had been a vague and shadowy presence, embarrassingly aromatic with the smell of failure. He hounded his son for money (so London said in 1898), pursuing Jack to the offices of the school journal at Oakland City High School to borrow fifty cents. If unsuccessful, he would shamelessly wheedle the money from his son’s friends. In his mother-a strange, eccentric creature, harsh, compulsive-London could see only a burden of mutual shame, mother for son, son for mother, and rejection.

“I do not ever remember ever receiving a caress from my mother when I was young,” he recalled. Whether he did or not, he wanted that to be the case. He accused his mother of forcing her husband to beat him, after which London Junior and Senior fell weeping into each other’s arms.

Through the pseudo-historical terms of an imagined impoverished child-hood, London gave mythic structure to his inner trauma of repudiation and rejection, a mythic past onto which he later grafted his version of California history. All his life he whined of the poverty of his childhood, which was simply not the case. “I never had a boyhood,” Jack said, “and I seem to be hunting for that lost boyhood.” He meant that he had a boyhood he chose not to remember. He had put together his personal myth as carly as 1908, complaining to his upper bourgeois girl friend Mabel Applegarth (appearing as Ruth Morse in Martin Eden) that as a boy he was so hungry for meat that he would steal from lunchbags at school. “Great God!” moaned London, “when those voungsters threw chunks of meat on the ground because of surfeit, I could have dragged it from the dirt and eaten it”-“This meat incident is an epitome of my whole life”-

“Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! From the time I stole meat and knew no call above my belly, to now when the call is higher, it has been hunger, nothing but hunger. The fact was, Flora London often served steak-but she insisted upon putting newspapers under the plates to prevent meat juice from spashing upon her tablecloth. In the newspapers, London could remember his mother’s eccentricity, with more than faint overtones of hostility and resentment, and the seedy inconsequentiality, not grim poverty, of their social position. Psychological and social expectations fused, and the memory became one of no meat, not no love and no social position, as symbolized in newspaper place-mats. In later life London loved bloody rare steaks and half-cooked duck, which he devoured with juice-spilling abandon.

The first larger myth to be grafted onto this story of a deprived childhood was socialism, London’s youthful systematization of experience. Socialism explained boyhood rejection in socio-economic terms. Laced with strong draughts of Darwin and Nietzsche, socialism offered a route of escape. Around 1905 or so, just after the publication of The Sea Wolf, London had what he called the Long Sickness, a sense of failure and self loathing. His marriage to Charmian was part of his effort to come out of this depression. Although he continued to sign letters “Yours for the revolution,” socialism ceded to Sonoma as London’s most vital myth. Like socialism, Sonoma explained the facts of dispossession and recovery: how old Americans had lost out in the California scramble and how on the land they would reclaim their rightful place. Sonoma’s revolution was agricultural, not industrial, but just as redeeming a myth. If London could not storm the barricades in pressed flannels, then he would lead a counter-march across scientifically terraced fields and orchards, astride a spirited stallion, dressed in boots, riding togs, and Baden-Powell.

Both socialism and Sonoma were more matters of fantasy than hardheaded diagnosis. London could not relate closely enough to any society to coax forward realistic, pragmatic imperatives. Psycho-sexuality had much to do with determining what forms of social expression appealed to him. London grew up dominated by women, first his mother, and then his sister Eliza, who supervised Jack when their parents left them alone on the ranch to scour the countryside for spiritualist meetings. (Eliza later managed the Sonoma ranch in Jack’s absences.) Lonely and shy, young London read a lot, dreamed of becoming a poet or a composer.

Schoolmates taunted him for being a sissy. His aesthetic boyhood tastes later embarrassed him.

… He recreated himself as a Huck Finn of the Oakland water-front, ignoring his withdrawn pre-adolescent years. Ideologically and psychologically he developed a he-man complex, playing the well advertised womanizer, instructing his barber that he wanted his hair “not fancy, you know, but rough,” filling his fiction with vanquishing males…

London’s friendship with George Sterling-to whom in 1909 he sent from the Solomon Islands a dried clitoris-was romantically intense, characterized at one point by an exchange of confiding and confessional letters slipped wordlessly into each other’s pockets. London called Sterling “Greek” and answered to Sterling’s “Wolf.” He had always been searching for “the great Man-Comrade,” London told Charmian in a love-letter, and had first wished that she were a man. He dreamed at night in later life of a man “to whom he would eventually bend a vanquished intelligence.” “Imperial, inexorable with destiny,” this vanquisher would descend a staircase, at the base of which waited a psychically ravished Jack.

…Tormented by toothache, he loved to pull other people’s teeth, having a portablé dental kit for the purpose. Obsessed with meat, he once barbecued a snake, laughing as some of his guests vomited when told what they had just eaten. He loved violent practical jokes, hitting from behind with a rubber mallet, booby-trapping books with explosives.

One contemporary at least felt Jack’s tastes for aggressive pranks “evidence of a serious mental condition.” He loved to write of the cruel matings of wild animals…

As a younger man, he especially relished San Francisco’s Chinese bordellos, with their contrived practices. After bloody rare steak and drinks on the Barbary Coast, Jack would head for one of San Francisco’s many houses, where, as he described it, “my most savage natural instincts are unleashed. I can be cruel or kind, according to my whim and my pocketbook. What more, after being well fed, may a man want? There is mastery in it. A fecling of power, a satisfaction of the instinct that inclines us toward beauty.”..

Aggression, distrust, ambivalent sexuality, hatred of women—such psychological facts conditioned London’s capacity for social existence and for a theory of society. Like his mannish heroines, the ranch represented a male ideal—managed, paradoxically, by Jack’s older sister. As a utopian enterprise, it was conceived in aggression against the California fact. The lineaments and contours of that dream-realm proceeded partially from a subliminal life common to both London and California. Through Sonoma myth London partook in the larger myth of California. There-like California-he sought to find a heroic past. There-like California-he sought to synthesize vigor and intellect. There-like California-out of private but not irrelevant compulsions he sought to manifest a sense of regional identity and to glory in regional possibilities. A confused inner life made fulfillment of this ideal impossible, distorting his relation to the land, alienating him from any form of community, driving him to self-destruction: over-eating, over-drinking, and-on his sleeping porch in the early hours of 22 November 1916—over-dosing himself with morphine and atropine sulphates. It was not suicide in the unambiguous sense of the word. Waking in the night with an attack of renal colic, London took what proved to be an overdose, complicated by the alcohol in his system, in an effort to stop the excruciating pain. But when one considers what had brought about London’s uraemic condition-his drinking, his disregard of doctors’ advice that he exercise his disintegrating body, the compulsive devouring twice a day of near-raw venison and wild duck—a pattern of self-destruction is quite clear.

London’s psychic distress paralleled California’s own internal social tensions. Latent homosexuality, anxieties about manhood, had an analogue in California’s turn-of-the-century determination to identify with the titanic energies that had pulsated through society during the frontier period, energies which both attracted and repelled a genteel generation.

His insecurity, his intimidation by an imagined hostile high culture, characterized California’s ambivalent speculations about style and value. It was the reverse aspect of the determination to retain frontier vigor, an intimidation by the East of the fact and the East of the mind—an Fast so-phisticated, impervious, assured of its history, assured of its caste. Like California, London was certain of none of these things and so he constructed a myth, not by himself, but in concert with fellow Californians.

His flight into narcissism and fantasy, expressed mythically in the remembered story of his own life and in his version of California history, expressed spatially on the ranch, paralleled California’s appropriation of a fabled Hispanic era and a mythically redemptive frontier. London’s death in one-and by no means exclusive-sense came when his myth, his iden-tity, broke down.

Jack London bought a sloop and was an oyster pirate, went as a crewman on a sealing expedition to the coast of Japan, was a hobo and a tramp, arrested for vagrancy in Buffalo, NY, all before he enrolled in high school.

Next time I’m in Oakland I must go to Heinold’s.


Lucius Fairchild

Writing of Gold Rush California in Americans and The California Dream, 1845-1815, Kevin Starr tells us:

“Five years,” wrote Prentice Mulford, “was the longest period any one expected to stay. Five years at most was to be given to rifling California of her treasures, and then that country was to be thrown aside like a used-up newspaper and the rich adventurers would spend the remainder of their days in wealth, peace, and prosperity at their Eastern homes.” Leonard Kip of Albany, New York (brother of the first Protestant Episcopal missionary bishop to California), and John Hale of North Bloomfield, New York, rushed home after a year to write discouraging reports. M. T. McClellan of Jackson County, Missouri, made his opinion known in no uncertain terms: “I do not like this country-I do not like the climate, and more than all I abhor and detest the society; I never expect to sow a seed or plant a grain in this country” Others found themselves and their future in California, although the West was not to be the scene of their fulfillment. Having seen the elephant (as the expression went), they returned to Eastern careers. Lucius Fairchild, a seventeen-year-old clerk in a dry goods store, left Madison, Wisconsin, in 1849 to cross the plains. “I don’t see how I could be satisfied to work for 12 or 15 dollars per Month when I can make that here in two days,” Fairchild wrote home from California. He stayed six years, a miner, a cattleman in Siskiyou, and a businessman. He considered those years a time of emancipation and preparation, a way of making sure that he would never have to step back behind the dry goods counter. When he returned to Madison-in high boots, spurs, a wide-brimmed hat, a money belt strapped around his waist-it was to play a man’s part. Fairchild studied for the bar, won promotion to brigadier in the Civil War, served three terms as governor of Wisconsin, represented the United States at the Court of Saint James’s, and had his portrait painted by John Singer Sargent.

Not sure I love Sargeant’s portrait here, reminds me of The Generals. I prefer just the photographic image of Fairchild:

Note that Lucius Fairchild (along with Levi-Strauss, Leland Stanford, Wells and Fargo, Ghiradelli, and Studebaker) didn’t make his fortune in gold but in “picks and shovels“:

Once in California Fairchild did not pan for gold, but instead tilled soil, butchered cattle, waited tables, and farmed. Fairchild’s hard worked attracted the eye of democrat politician Elijah Steele who eventually became Fairchild’s business partner in trading beef. In 1855 after six years in California Fairchild sold his beef business to Steele for $10,000. After selling his business in California Fairchild moved back to Wisconsin.

(Did anybody make a lasting fortune from California gold? Most of Hearst’s money came from the Comstock Lode, the silver of Virginia City, Nevada, and then of course Deadwood. I guess there were the Murphys. I gotta check out Murphy’s Hotel sometime:

Library of Congress

More recently:

That part of California is kind of dispiriting. Takes forever to drive around in the hills, it’s all been dug up and tossed over like an anthill, hot in summer impossible in winter, the forest is suffering, touristy, and the tourists don’t seem sure what they’re looking at. Then again I was there in a fire and drought time. The trees were like dry matchsticks.)

Lucius Fairchild had an exciting and no doubt terrifying July 1, 1863, in Gettysburg, PA:

The 2nd Wisconsin… distinguished themselves at … Seminary Ridge during the first day of fighting , being the first infantry regiment to make close contact with the Confederate Army. During the engagement, at approximately 10:00, the 2nd Wisconsin Infantry delivered a striking blow by capturing very first Confederate general officer of the war, Brig. Gen. James J. Archer. Almost immediately after this success, the regiment was ambushed by an attack on their right flank, losing seventy-seven percent of their ranks, including most officers. Fairchild was shot in the upper arm, captured, tended to, and released.

You can look inside his vest in this video from the Wisconsin Veterans Museum.


great name for a magazine

(source)


Ted Turner

from a Playboy interview with Ted Turner, which I find here.

PLAYBOY: You go to every home game and sit in the front row. Why don’t you sit in the upper deck in the owner’s air-conditioned box?
TURNER: That’s what’s wrong! I told you, you idiot! All the owners sit up there behind their bulletproof glass and they’re afraid to meet the fans. I sit down front and I have to give about three dozen autographs during every game. Anyway, I figure the best seats are in the front row. The first thing I did was spend $1,000,000 on a giant TV screen over the scoreboard, then I spent $500,000 moving the dugouts and front rows closer. What I really love is catching foul balls and throwing them back in. Caught one the first day after I got back from winning the America’s Cup. Not too shabby!

PLAYBOY: We notice that some of the Braves grew mustaches and beards. You have no objection to that?
TURNER: Hell, you’ve got a beard and I’ve got a mustache. I don’t care what a ballplayer does, if it makes him happy, it makes me happy. Just as long as he wears something over his cock, you know.

More:

PLAYBOY: Considering the fact that you got interested in baseball just two years ago, how can you stand to be around it so much?
TURNER: It’s like anything, my friend; no matter what you’re doing, if your attitude’s right, you’re going to enjoy it. I mean, when I was in the Coast Guard cleaning latrines, I whistled while I was cleaning them. I didn’t even question it. “Mine is not to question why, mine is but to do or die.”
PLAYBOY: Do you think about your past a lot?
TURNER: Yeah, I always wonder why people did things. When you think back, when men look back, the happiest times of their lives were when they got together and did something. We are social animals. The most fun that you ever have as a man is in doing men’s things. Men’s things are primarily getting a bunch of guys together and going out and conquering a country, fighting a war, winning a big fight, putting a baseball team together. For most guys, the happiest times were when they were on the football team, when they won the Ivy League championship or the state championship or the debate team or the bridge team or whatever it was. But first of all, you got to get a good bunch of guys together and do it, whatever it is. And then you have to get them all excited and motivated so they’ll bust their ass. People have the most fun when they’re busting their ass.

More:

PLAYBOY: You still love history?
TURNER: Yeah, mostly military history. As much as I hate war now, I was basically a warrior. I was reading about war all the time as a kid. Fighting and soldiers and all that stuff. What I wanted to be was Horatio, Admiral Nelson, Napoleon, Alexander the Great and Pericles; they were the greatest warriors.
PLAYBOY: Why did you like it so much?
TURNER: In the past, war was a lot of fun. You know, rape and plunder, kill and steal. There weren’t enough women to go around, because they died early, so you grabbed the other guy’s women, sold his children into slavery and killed the soldiers. Used to go home and have a big parade. Glorious, you know. Now war is finished.
PLAYBOY: What do you mean?
TURNER: It’s no longer fun. The weapons are too sophisticated. It’s not men leading the fleet into battle or running up the flags, you know. Back in the old days, when they didn’t have professional sporting events, war was sport, like gladiators killing each other. You know who was the original rookie of the year? David, when he went out against Goliath.

(Similar thought from Bruce Catton). More:

PLAYBOY: How much money do you need to stay happy?
TURNER: Not much. Just give me an old 12-meter sailboat and a couple of movie starlets, a house in the suburbs and a television station and I can get by on one sirloin strip at a time, or a two-and-a-quarter-pound lobster, plus a couple hundred thou in the bank.
PLAYBOY: Sounds like wealth is the way to joy, then.
TURNER: I’ve seen very, very poor people who were happy and very, very wealthy people who were miserable. I mean, you have to realize how lucky you are that you weren’t born a mosquito. Not to mention people–a black guy wonders, Why wasn’t I born white? Or a guy from India says, Why wasn’t I born an American? But you’re still better off than a mosquito, ’cause it lives only one summer and gets swatted at every time it gets a bite to eat.
PLAYBOY: You turn out to be quite a philosopher.
TURNER: Well, at least I know the meaning of life.
PLAYBOY: We’re waiting.
TURNER: Man is put on earth for one reason alone, and that’s to reproduce. As soon as we do, we start dying. Life is one great big endless circle. You know that song, “We’re here because we’re here because we’re here”? Who was the wisest man ever? Socrates, right? He said, “All I know is that I know nothing.” Which is pretty heavy. It’s a shattering thought.

Without Ted Turner there’d be no Cartoon Network, no Adult Swim, no Common Side Effects? An effect Ted Turner had on my life: because the residue of his cable empire is still HQ’d there, we’ve made several visits to Atlanta. It coulda been Dallas or Phoenix or something. The rise of Ted Turner, is it connected to the overall rise of Georgia that came with the Jimmy Carter governorship? The two were friends:

“I was a regular fishing companion with Ted, and he and I were both fishing for bass, and he had told me that he had just heard that Jane Fonda was going to get a divorce from her husband. And he was thinking about asking her for a date,” friend and former President Jimmy Carter told CNN in a previous interview.

(sources, I can’t find the original CNN interview transcribed.)


dairy farming

The number of dairy farms in the United States had fallen to fewer than 25,000 from a peak of nearly 700,000 in the 1970s. Milk prices had barely risen in half a century, held down by overproduction and a handful of large corporations that dominated the dairy market. The costs of running a family farm had skyrocketed by as much as 500 percent.

wild stat from this NYT piece.


Nut picking

“I Love Lucy” wasn’t important content, but it was shared content. And it meant that tomorrow morning you had a whole bunch of topics you could go to with your neighbor or your co-worker that was just shared cultural data.

We don’t have any of that anymore. So, in a world where everybody is incentivized to go narrow but deep, there’s not a lot of need to call out B.S. and crazy on your own end of the continuum.

There’s a ton of incentive for both political addicts on the right to find some nut job on the left who did or said something crazy — “They’re all going to grab our guns” — or there’s some nut job on the left who says everybody on the right wants to do this horrible thing to you because they found some idiot on Twitter or on a podcast who said that thing.

The problem with that kind of nut picking is it doesn’t ever solve a problem.

I found Ben Sasse’s term a useful description of something I see constantly (especially on X).


A funny friar, recorded by Salimbene de Adam, 1280 or so

The pranks of Brother Detesalve of the Order of the Friars Minor.

Yet Brother Detesalve of Florence, a Friar Minor, could have stood up well to John of Vicenza, answering “a fool according to his folly” very well indeed “lest he imagine himself to be wise” [Proverbs 26.5). For he was a great prankster, as Florentines naturally are. Once when visiting the convent of the Dominicans where John of Vicenza was, he accepted lunch only on the condition that they would give him a piece of Brother John’s tunic as a relic. And they did indeed give him a large piece of the tunic. Then after his meal, Detesalve withdrew to relieve his bowels and, afterward, wiped himself with the tunic and threw it down the privy. And then taking a stick, he began to stir up the excrement, shouting,

“Alas, Alas, help me, Brothers! I have lost the relic of a saint in the privy, and I am searching for it.” And just as they bent their heads over the privy holes, he stirred all the harder so that they might receive the full brunt of the stench.

Repulsed by this malodorous mess, they blushed in shame, realizing that they had been fooled by such a prankster.

On another occasion when Detesalve was walking in Florence during the winter, he slipped on the ice and fell flat, upon which those great pranksters, the Floren-tines, gathered round him and began to laugh at his expense. And one of them derisively inquired whether he would not like something more underneath him, to which Detesalve retorted, “Yes, your wife.” The gathering of Florentines, far from taking this reply amiss, as one might have expected, commended him, say-ing, “He should be blessed, for he is one of us.” Some people say, however, this incident happened to another Florentine, a Friar Minor named Paul

From another section:

Emperor Frederick was a witty man, who could take jokes at his expense with good humor, as is made clear below.

At times the Emperor used to hold forth jokingly in his close circle of friends, mimicking, for example, the ambassadors from Cremona who stand about lavishing mutual praise on one another as noble, wise, rich, and powerful lords before getting on with the business for which they were sent. Also, the Emperor would listen to the jokes, derision, and insults of the jongleurs and bear them in good humor, sometimes pretending that he did not even hear…

when he was besieging Brescello, the Emperor asked Villano the names of the war machines called the mangonel and trebuchet which were being used in the siege, and Villano gave them joking names, saying that they were called sbegna and sbegnoinus. Yet the Emperor simply smiled and turned away.

A footnote says it can’t explain:

But I think we get it.

In his Chronicle Salimbene says he’s writing all this for his niece. 50+% is commentary on the Bible, but the gems are great. I went looking because he’s the source for the tales of the eccentricity of Frederick II.