This sounds like a sad story, Slate.

Help! How Can I Tell My Infertile Asian Wife I Want All-White Babies?

Massive insurance…

but not even one HelyTimes reader should miss this, from Time’s interview with Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi:

On the lessons of Planet of the Apes: I remember a movie. Which one? Planet of the Apes. The old version, not the new one. There is a new one. Which is different. Not so good. It [does] not [express] the reality as it was the first one. But at the end, I still remember, this is the conclusion: When the big monkey, he was head of the Supreme Court I think — in the movie! — and there was a big scientist working for him,  cleaning things, [who] has been chained there. And it was the planet of the apes after the destructive act of a big war and atomic bombs and whatever in the movie. And the scientist was asking him to do something … “Don’t forget you are a monkey,” [the man] tells [the ape]. “Don’t ask me about this dirty work.” What did the big ape, the monkey, say? He said, “You’re human. You did it [to] yourself.” That’s the conclusion. Can we do something better for ourselves

Garbage Plate

(from wikipedia)

Bill Murray Hall Of Fame Speech

Way over my three minute limit, but 2:20-3:45 is pretty great.

HT today’s NY Times interview:

Q. Did you ever think that the lessons you first learned on the stage of an improv comedy theater in Chicago would pay off later in life?

A. It pays off in your life when you’re in an elevator and people are uncomfortable. You can just say, “That’s a beautiful scarf.” It’s just thinking about making someone else feel comfortable. You don’t worry about yourself, because we’re vibrating together. If I can make yours just a little bit groovier, it’ll affect me. It comes back, somehow.

“Find where the dogs sleep…”

Whenever I travel, I look for the place where the wild dogs sleep.  Never have I been disappointed.  It is always some odd corner, some makeshift shelter, some unvisited ruin.

– Viven Kent, How To Travel (1947)

(photo of the Dutch cemetery in Kochi, India by me)

Ya burnt!

Matters of doctrinal dispute, too, give rise to the occasional sly squib. The early Irish Church had its differences with Rome, for example on the thorny question of the dating of Easter, which led to a “great dispute” and a resulting Irish hostility towards St Peter, the founder of the Roman Church… Thus on the recto of folio 180, a line of text referring to Peter’s denial of Christ incorporates the figure of a hare, an animal known for its timidity.

From John Banville’s article about the Book of Kells in the Financial Times.  Above is Lindisfarne, from Wikipedia.

Point Conception, California

(from wikipedia)