Garry Wills on Henry Adams

After finishing The Education of Henry Adams, I was like what do I do with this?

Here’s a brilliant guy at the end of his life talking about how he and everybody he knows is a failure and totally lost. An autobiography of a sort, except the guy never mentions his wife except when saying her tomb had become a tourist attraction? Barely mentions his children? The guy he admired the most, Clarence King, had (extratextual research reveals) a very weird and intriguing personal situation?

Garry Wills Henry Adams and the Making of America really put the whole story in context for me. Wills book is mostly a summary of Henry Adams’s six volume history of the USA in the Jefferson era. Wills says Henry Adams history is misunderstood: everyone (he particularly calls out Richard Hofstadter) only read volume one, so they didn’t get it. They assume Henry Adams is pro-John and JQ Adams, and anti-Jefferson, but he’s not. Henry Adams actually didn’t like his grandfather, who was severe and harsh with him when he was a kid. He especially didn’t like Abigail Adams, who’d been mean to his (Henry’s) beloved grandmother Louisa.

Abigail:

“I never knew a man of great talent much given to laughter.”

Booo.

But Adams never defended the Federalists. He despised Hamilton, and he told his Harvard students, “You know, gentlemen, John Adams was a demagogue” (S 1.216). His attitude toward his grandfather, John Quincy Adams, was far more caustic—he called him an opportunist in politics and “demonic” in his family relations.

Did Charles Sumner have the caning coming?

But the part of Sumner’s speech that drew the most attention was his personal slur against Senator Andrew Butler of South Carolina. Butler had a lisp, and Sumner mocked “the loose expectoration of his speech” in favor of slavery. This maddened a cousin of Butler, Preston Brooks, who served in the other chamber. The thirty-six-year-old Brooks waited outside the Senate to attack the forty-five-year-old Sumner.

(still, this is a bit much:)

Sumner was pinioned behind his desk. Only by wrenching the desk from the floor, to which it was firmly bolted, could the bleeding Sumner rise, and then, as he staggered about, Brooks rained more blows on him till the cane broke, after which he continued beating him with the thick end of it.

Henry Adams was one of the first American historians to really go into the archives and dig stuff up. In the Education he kinda minimizes this part of his life, but he was a really pioneering historian, processing huge volumes of material for the first time.

In the early days of America, it was the free states who were always talking about “states rights”:

Thus, in truth, states’ rights were the protection of the free states, and as a matter of fact, during the domination of the slave power, Massachusetts appealed to this protecting principle as often and almost as loudly as South Carolina.

The historians of these days were inspired by Tacitus’s history of Germania, and interpreted this to describe a kind of proto-democracy that was very feminist:

The Teutonists honored as their founding text the only work of anthropological sociology to have survived from classical antiquity, The Germans’ Rise and Territory (c. 98 C.E.) by Senator Cornelius Tacitus, a book commonly known as the Germania. 2 Describing a people basically different from his own, Tacitus collected everything he could find out about the Germans’ religion, education, family conditions, and what influence those conditions had on political and military affairs.

And women, though not trained to fight, accompanied their men into battle to inspire them.

Travel in the days of Jefferson:

Adams has an even harsher picture to draw, of canals not built (J 911), of steam engines of a more advanced kind being neglected (J 7-53), of roads so lacking that “between Baltimore and the new city of Washington, it [the road] meandered through forests” (J 11). In the southern states the difficulties and perils of travel were so great as to form a barrier almost insuperable. Even Virginia was no exception to this rule. At each interval of a few miles the horseman found himself stopped by a river liable to sudden freshets and rarely bridged. Jefferson, in his frequent journeys between Monticello and Washington, was happy to reach the end of the hundred miles without some vexatious delay. “Of eight rivers between here and Washington,” he wrote to his attorney general in 1801, “five have neither bridges nor boats.”

Some context for the Education:

Early in the twentieth century Adams presented his Education as a sequel to his book on medieval art, Mont Saint Michel and Chartres. He was charting a decline, from medieval unity to modern multiplicity, since he had come to believe in historical entropy, the fission of things no longer able to cohere. Those who go backward to the History from the Education look for some similar decline—from an age of Federalist statesmen, say, to the courting of separate clienteles, from the Revolution’s impulse to the growth of partisan politics. In short, from Adams to Jefferson.

The South vs the North at the time:

The difference had one clear cause: slavery. Traveler after traveler noted the shock of moving from an area of free farms and neat cities into fields where slovenly shacks were not tended by the owners of human property. This had struck Adams himself when he first traveled, when he was twelve, into slave territory: The railroad, about the size and character of a modern tram, rambles through unfenced fields and woods, or through village streets, among a haphazard variety of pigs, cows, and Negro babies, who might all have used the cabins for pens and styes, had the southern pig required styes, but who never showed a sign of care. This was the boys impression of what slavery caused and, for him, was all it taught. (E 719)

Yet Adams admires the things that drew him toward the South—the rural simplicity, the courteous code of the owning class, the leisurely pace, the feebleness of open commercial ambition. He quotes the northern churchman William Ellery Channing on the superior manners of the South: “They love money less than we do” (92, emphasis in original).

Washington and others knew that slavery was a burden, economic as well as moral (93), and hoped vaguely that something could someday bring it to an end; but the state (and every other southern state) was quick to resent and resist any outside pressure to change the whole infrastructure of southern life. The southern leaders who ratified the Constitution, over a stout resistance, were “influenced by pure patriotism as far as any political influence could be called pure,” but the popular majority was still hostile to the Union, and certainly remained hostile to the exercise of its powers (96). It was this restive majority that Jefferson and Madison could count on in their appeal to resist the federal government in 1798, when Virginia moved further toward secession than Massachusetts would in 1804 (97-98). Washington’s massive influence was constantly needed to keep his state in line with the Union.

As president Thomas Jefferson found himself trapped in situations where he kept having to expand federal power, which was against his whole philosophy. He was trapped as his ideology confronted reality and immediate problems. He was always trying to avoid war, not because he thought we would lose, but because he thought we might win, and the federal government would expand.

Tom Wolfe would’ve done wonders on Jefferson’s shabby chic:

For them, the shabbiness demonstrated that Jefferson was, improbably, just a plain man of the people. Louisa rightly considered him an aristocrat pretending to be a democrat, noting that he presided in plain clothes over a gourmet’s meal tended by liveried servants, all to the standards, as she said, of a European court. She was wrong to think Jefferson’s attire affected. Or, better, it was not a private affectation but one of his class. He was not hiding his aristocratic style but exhibiting it. The aristocrat is often negligent of appearances, to show he is above relying on them. It is the nervous middle-class striver who is anxious about his dignity. The country gentleman, from Squire Weston to Lord Emsworth, often putters about in old clothes, proving that he has nothing to prove. The Virginia style was apparent in John Randolph, who went onto the floor of the House in muddied riding clothes, high boots on his thin stork legs.

Even George III in England liked to call himself a farmer, as Carlos IV in Spain called himself a worker: Don Carlos was a kind of Spanish George … the gunsmiths, joiners, turners, and cabinet-makers went with him from Madrid to Aranjuez, and from Aranjuez to La Granja. Among them he was at his ease; taking off his coat and rolling his shirt-sleeves up to the shoulder, he worked at a dozen different trades within the hour, in manner and speech as simple and easy as the workmen themselves. (232) That was an aristocrat’s style, not a genuine workman’s.

Jefferson himself had dressed like a court dandy in Europe, as we know from the first portrait of him, by Mather Brown, in which he wears a wig and frilly lace in the highest French fashion.

No law of the United States or treaty stipulation forbade Jefferson to receive Merry in heelless slippers, or for that matter in bare feet, if he thought proper to do so. Yet Virginia gentlemen did not intentionally mortify their guests; and perhaps Madison would have done better to relieve the President of such a suspicion by notifying Merry beforehand that he would not be expected to wear full dress. In that case the British minister might have complimented Jefferson by himself appearing in slippers without heels.

Wills points out that diplomatic protocol, while it can seem silly, is really important. It’s a language to avoid conflict:

Without a symbolic language to reward favors, or to warn of possible trouble, diplomacy would fumble in the dark. The ranking of states by the degree of honor afforded their representatives is itself a continual way of feeling out the attitudes of the other country, where ambiguity can lead to dangerous misunderstandings.

James Monroe, in Europe trying to smooth things over:

Adams sees a sadly comic side to Monroe’s travail, rejected in court after court, like a silent-movie actor who opens a series of doors and gets a pie in the face every time:

When Jefferson ended up with the Louisiana Purchase he was actually trying to buy Florida (or “the Floridas” as they might’ve been called at the time). Spain, France, who was in control was shifting with the Napoleonic Wars. Adams’ book seems to call attention to the fact that history is really a lot of unintended consequences. A guy as smart as Thomas Jefferson was constantly surprised by unpredictable twists of fate.

Garry Wills is now in an assisted living facility, apparently (I wanted to send him a fan letter). I went to see if he had anything to say on Trump, and yes, he did.


Coventry Carol

If you think that song is called “Loo Lay,” you are not a true Christmashead.

The carol was traditionally performed in Coventry in England as part of a mystery play called The Pageant of the Shearmen and Tailors.

A leather mask thought to be a surviving example of those worn by some performers in the Coventry Plays is held in the collections of the Herbert Art Gallery and Museum.

(Thanks Wikipedia user Geni)

Although the Coventry mystery play cycle was traditionally performed in summer, the lullaby has, in modern times, been regarded as a Christmas carol. It was brought to a wider audience after being featured in the BBC’s Empire Broadcast at Christmas 1940, shortly after the Bombing of Coventry in World War II, when the broadcast concluded with the singing of the carol in the bombed-out ruins of the Cathedral.

Here’s a recording (apparently) of that broadcast.

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Christmas at its best is a little spooky.


Correction

I strive for a high editorial standard here at Helytimes. I’m the writer, editor and publisher, and the occasional typo will slip through, but all factual information should be correct.

In a recent post, Todd Graves/ Raising Cane’s and Staying Craveable, I fell beneath that standard, incorrectly claiming that the Box Combo is the largest combo offered at Raising Cane’s. The largest combo (outside of the tailgate platters) is of course the Caniac.

This was a careless error, I just didn’t study the menu enough. The post has been corrected. Thank you.


NFL

I’m with Rob: just a fan of the whole league.

JASON: Is any sport ever going to come close to NFL? No, it’s not. And here’s why. No other sport plays this many games at one time. At the NFL one o’clock time slot and the four o’clock time slot, you know you’re going to get so much action in the span of eight hours. It’s the greatest. That’s why everybody looks forward to it every single week. It’s all at the same time. I’m sitting in the stadium, and I’m trying to watch the game, and I’m also on my app watching YouTube TV, other games. I’m checking the scores on ESPN. I’m like, Dude, being a fan, you don’t know this yet because you’re still playing. Being a fan is fucking incredible. You can watch so much shit.

Travis: I’ve been a fan first. You’re acting like, I haven’t been a fan of this my entire fucking life.

Jason: You’re going to find out. You’re going to be seeing it a lot more when you’re fucking at the game at one o’clock and all this shit’s happening across the league and you’re fucking- That was at your fucking one o’clock games. All right, whatever. But you don’t appreciate it the same way until you’re done. You’re still so focused into the Chiefs. I still love the Eagles, but now I’m looking at more of everything happening across the league. One o’clock on Sunday is like, fucking, let’s go, baby. God damn, that’s a fun time to watch a football.

Travis: Power me up, man.

Doesn’t baseball play many games at the same time? No matter. The Kelce brothers, on their podcast, praising the NFL product. Their 1pm in 10am on the West Coast.

To this casual fan? The NFL is a fantastic product. Every catch is impressive. Every tackle. Every time a player stands up after getting drilled into the ground by 300 lbs of pure muscle. It’s compelling.

I only know it as TV, and it’s good TV. This NYT piece captures the effort, skill, money, thought and energy that goes into storytelling the NFL’s marquee Sunday Night Football broadcast.

Take away the NFL and broadcast television would be dead.

CBS said a record 57.2 million viewers tuned in for the Thanksgiving Day NFL match between the Dallas Cowboys and the Kansas City Chiefs, demonstrating again the sport’s popularity with US audiences.

from Bloomberg.

And then there’s college football! Where every game has meaning. A potential national champion can’t lose a single game without risk. And each broadcast is also a travel show about Gainesville, Tuscaloosa, Knoxville. There’s pageantry and 80,000 excited kids!

On an October Sunday Night Football broadcast (Lions/Chiefs) Chris Collinsworth said something like “well you know the season really starts at Thanksgiving…” was a funny thing to say. Why did I just watch this then? But I had, and I enjoyed it, because it was a tense battle of 70 odd extreme athletes with various skillsets, fighting and performing at the highest levels.

The American public has responded. TV is football:

Around 2015, with the release of the movie Concussion, came the peak of a moral panic about head injuries, CTE and the terrible human costs associated with getting smashed this much. These gladiator games. At least one NFL player was a straight up murderer, did that have anything to do with his banged up head? Maybe that was an unrelated matter (even worse?).

The problem hasn’t gone away. On a recent Thursday Night Football game, you could see Cowboys receiver Ceedee Lamb’s head hit the ground, and then he has an unsettling reaction that could be some kind of brain glitch. It’s distressing to watch.

The league has taken this seriously. The history of football is evolutions to keep it acceptably risky. Here’s a historical essay from Granta that reviews all that (didn’t realize Dwight Eisenhower played football against Jim Thorpe.)

We, the American people, accept some amount of possible lifetime damage to the players. After all, they accept it! They love it! We the people watching vote with our eyeballs. Give us our circus! The danger aspect might be part of why we like it. This is high risk!

Take the dark aspects of football and invert: is it possible this regulated controlled game and ritual might be a healthy release valve for deep, troubling urges in the American spirit? Without football, might all that gladiatorial energy, intensity and violence blow out in much more harmful ways?

Maybe believing that is just a way to rationalize my enjoyment.

I don’t even really have a team. When I was a kid I liked the Patriots so much I got Irving Friar’s autograph at training camp. I still root for the Patties, Drake Maye and Mike Vrabel are fun, but they don’t move my heart. Should I root for the Chargers? I like handsome Justin Herbert, son of Eugene Oregon and former Oregon star, who just won a game with a broken hand after Hart tipped the ball to Jefferson to beat the Eagles. (There was good drama when he was impatient about his postgame interview.)

Who’s playing doesn’t matter that much to me. Like John McCain I’d watch the bedwetters play the thumbsuckers. I like the acoustic quality, the sound of the broadcast, the rhythm of it. The announcers have gotten so good at finding and developing narratives, stories of personalities, characters, stakes.

I was watching UNLV play Boise State the other day in the Mountain West championship. I was struck by the quality of the color commentator, he could really lay out missed coverage, the nature of the plays, who screwed up what, intentions vs. execution. I looked it up and it was RGIII!

I found Bill Belichick’s book, The Art of Winning, to be not urgent to finish. Belichick’s central message of work hard, do your job, just isn’t that interesting to read about. It’s not hard to understand, it just takes discipline to execute every day. There aren’t enough anecdotes. Belichick, we know, can be really interesting on the details of football strategy and the history of the game. We know that he’s probably read every book on football strategy out there (see our review of Halberstam’s book on Belichick, Education of a Coach.) He could’ve made real contribution with a dense book of football knowledge, even if that doesn’t seem likely to be popular as a book on “winning.”

Pete Carroll’s book is fun, like drinking a fountain soda. Invigorating. Maybe I’m just more of a Pete Carroll type.

If Belichick wrote a book about his personal life, that was a true My Heart Laid Bare, I’d be first in line to buy the hardcover.

The job I want in the NFL is owner.

Now why didn’t Chuck Klosterman’s book about football come out in time for Christmas? I guess it’ll be out in time for the Super Bowl?


The Hely-Hutchinsons

Every year Christmas season rolls around, and everyone asks me if I’m any relation to the composer Victor Hely-Hutchinson, of “The Carol Symphony.”

No, I can’t claim it. Perhaps 500 years ago we were all part of some proto Hely clan, who can know. Perplexity AI estimates there are some 60,000-100,000 “Healys” and hundreds/low thousands of “Helys” worldwide.

The Hely-Hutchinsons are their own deal, a semi-distinguished Anglo-Irish family. They start with John Hely:

In 1751 married Christina Nickson:

and took on the name of her rich uncle, Richard Hutchinson.

He added Hutchinson to his surname in consequence of the marriage, which brought him her considerable fortune.

says the 1911 Encylopedia Britannica:

He was a man of brilliant and versatile ability, whom Lord Townshend, the Lord Lieutenant, described as by far the most powerful man in parliament. William Gerard Hamilton said of him that Ireland never bred a more able, nor any country a more honest man. Hely-Hutchinson was, however, an inveterate place-hunter, and there was a point in Lord North’s witticism that if you were to give him the whole of Great Britain and Ireland for an estate, he would ask the Isle of Man for a potato garden.

Hely-Hutchinson ended up becoming provost of Trinity College, Dublin:

For this great academic position Hely-Hutchinson was in no way qualified, and his appointment to it for purely political service to the government was justly criticised with much asperity.

Too bad he didn’t keep his hands on Frescati House.

Mrs. Hely-Hutchinson became the Baroness Donoughmore. Their kids had interesting careers. Richard Hely Hely-Hutchinson commissioned Knocklofty House:

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which has sadly lost its grandeur due to abandonment. Here’s a YouTube. I fear it’s beyond repair.

Richard’s brother, grumpy looking John, was at the Battle of Alexandria

and took command after Abercromby was killed. He never married. The Earlship passed along.

The fourth earl was president of the Board of Trade and makes a brief cameo in Shelby Foote’s Civil War.

The fourth Earl’s second son was Walter, who became governor of the Cape Colony. His wife was May, Lady Hely-Hutchinson:

In 1902, she published the article “Female Emigration to South Africa”, where she bluntly and at length complained about the quality of available domestic servants:

[…] each class has its allotted duties, and the woman who deliberately neglects or ignores the more delicate or involved social duties of her class is quite as blameworthy as the servant who, instead of attending to her duties, spends what she considers her own, but what is really her mistress’s time, in gazing out of a window or reading a ‘penny dreadful.’

They were the parents of the composer.

The winter of 1947 was very long-lasting and to save fuel (which was still rationed), Hely-Hutchinson refused to switch on the radiators in his office. He developed a cold, which became influenza.

(Family trait? maybe we are related.)

Just to finish off the Earls: the fifth earl was this guy:

And the sixth was this big boi:

His son was the 7th Earl, whose most memorable moment came when he was kidnapped by the IRA from Knocklofty House in 1974. Luckily this kidnapping was more comic than tragic. From a 2008 Irish Independent article, “Couple Formed Unlikely Bond with Kidnappers“:

The RTE documentary series, Hostage, reveals how there was a good-humoured clash of cultures during the kidnapping, with Lady Donoughmore sending her compliments to the chef for a fry cooked for them by the head of the gang. On another occasion, their son revealed, one of their guards blurted out the answer to a Gaelic games crossword question.

“My mother was working on a crossword puzzle and one of the questions was, ‘Whose colours are black and amber in Gaelic games?’ There were a couple of people guarding them who were local volunteers and told never to speak to them. My father had gone through about eight counties and the man said, ‘For God’s sake, don’t you know it’s Kilkenny’?”

The 8th Earl was the last of the earls, because the 1999 House of Lords Act reformed things. The 8th Earl’s kids include the painter Nicholas (his gallery) and the publisher Tim, and his grandkids include Alex the London restauranteur.

Thus the Hely-Hutchinsons. Let’s all listen to The Carol Symphony together!

Sidequest: on Christiana Hely-Hutchinson’s wikipedia page, it claims she’s an ancestress of Katharine, Duchess of Kent:

but I can’t follow the connection if there is one. Katharine is the mother of Lady Helen Taylor:

The British press is savage. They’re just calling a Lady “Melons.”


Todd Graves / Raising Cane’s, and staying craveable

listening to Raising Canes founder Todd Graves on David Senra podcast. The man’s intensity about chicken fingers:

Todd Graves: Yeah, you have to focus on doing one thing and do it better than anybody else. And so, since I have that singular product focus, right? And so, some people call it, like, a simple menu. I say, “Well, it’s not simple. It’s focused.” And here’s why it’s not simple. Because our chicken has to be exactly right. Look, it comes from the weight of the bird that we want to get the size tender we want. It comes from the species of bird that gives the most tender and flavorful chicken. There’s a lot of technical stuff. Rigor mortis on the bone after the chicken’s slaughtered.

David Senra: Mm-hmm.

Todd Graves: Then it stays on the bone a certain amount of time. Then you get it fresh. Then you brine it for 24 hours. Like, all those things are that. Like, our fries, right? So, we have crinkle-cut fry, but a thinner crinkle-cut fry. You get fries from different times of the year, right? They do the crop harvest, and it sits in the warehouses. At certain times of the year, you get more sugar tips in the fries. Those sugar tips have to come out, so we have to remind our crew, “Hey, when you see those black sugar tip ends, take those out. It’s not visually pleasing.”

Todd Graves: Our bread. So, we get bread made by bakeries all over the country, but that recipe has to be exactly right. And it’s little dough balls put together and baked together, so it’s pull-apart bread. It’s not sliced loaves. Sliced loaves end up being more stale. This is dense, moist, flavorful bread. Our coleslaw, we secure all over the country. We have to make sure all those vendors have the right type of slaw that we want, from the right type of growers, grown in a certain amount of time. In that slaw, you have cabbage, but you also have purple cabbage. You have carrots. All those things.

Todd Graves: And so, you go down to your tea. Our tea gets brought from three different countries, the tea leaves, but we have to get it at the right time of the year. We might pay more for that, but it’s that focus on that. So, my team can focus on those menu items and deliver it every time to where it tastes exactly the same around every Cane’s across the country. So, since we’re focused, it’s not a simple thing, we can focus on those things.

(Do you want rigor mortis?) The intensity, the focus. Later in the interview Graves tells about an early partner who quit because he just didn’t care about chicken fingers that much.

Graves reminded me of Kent Taylor of Texas Roadhouse. Listening to anyone who’s that passionate about anything is pretty compelling.

They’ve opened a Raising Cane’s on Sunset and Highland, directly opposite from the Chick-Fil-A, a brazen challenge. I have to drive by most days. Finally I couldn’t resist trying a Box Combo. It is indeed craveable. Two different staffers were speaking kindly with an apparently homeless man who was settled in. The music in the place is loud. The original target market for RC’s was college kids at LSU. The place still has a college kid feel.

The Box Combo was really damn good. Even the coleslaw tasted fresh. The fries were just perfect. The fingers, the one thing they do better than anyone, well, they do them excellently. Cane’s sauce is perfect. But, later, I did not feel amazing. Maybe you’re not supposed to eat this if you’re over age 40. The Box Combo is the second biggest combo on the menu, behind the Caniac, and provides something like 1400 calories. I felt like I myself had been brined for 24 hours.

Sometimes I remember the book Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser. When it came out in 2001, everybody read that book. But in the twenty five years since, fast food – “quick service restaurants” in the term the industry prefers – has only made itself more craveable. The worst aspects described in FFN had to do with the beef industry, so maybe a chicken-only restaurant is a net positive. I’m sure there’s gnarliness to the industrial production of chicken but it’s easier to handle mentally than the mass slaughter of mammals.

Surely there are some negatives to processing food at this speed and scale, but from the optimist side? Raising Cane’s is astounding. Consider Leander Stilwell’s memoir of his service in the Civil War. He remembers a chicken dinner:

Soon were audible the death squawks of chickens in the barn-yard, which we heard with much satisfaction.

In due time supper was announced, and we seated ourselves at the table. And what a banquet we had! Fried chicken, nice hot biscuits, butter, butter-milk, honey, (think of that!) preserved peaches, fresh cucumber pickles,-and so forth.

He was writing that in 1916, over fifty years after the events and he still remembers his meal, it was that remarkable. True, this was in the deprivations of wartime, but it sticks with him. Today you can get close to the equivalent (minus the peaches) at over 900 locations in the US, and 40 in the Middle East, for about the price of an hour’s labor at the California minimum wage. You don’t even have to get out of your car. That’s just an incredible system.


Tom Stoppard

One speech [in the play “Dirty Linen”} that gets an unfailing ovation, however, is the following tribute to the American people, paid by a senior British civil servant:

They don’t stand on ceremony. . . . They make no distinction about a man’s background, his parentage, his education. They say what they mean, and there is a vivid muscularity about the way they say it. . . . They are always the first to put their hands in their pockets. They press you to visit them in their own home the moment they meet you, and are irrepressibly good-humoured, ambitious and brimming with self-confidence in any company. Apart from all that I’ve got nothing against them.

from this 1977 New Yorker profile of Tom Stoppard by Kenneth Tynan. I used to buy used copies of Tom Stoppard plays at the Harvard Bookstore, in this way I read Arcadia, Travesties, Invention of Love, a bunch of the other ones, they’re all terrific. Salute to a real one. Since how much money writers make is always of interest:

When I asked him, not long ago, how much he thought he had earned from “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead,” his answer was honestly vague: “About—a hundred and fifty thousand pounds?” To the same question, his agent, Kenneth Ewing, gave me the following reply: “‘Rosencrantz’ opened in London in 1967. Huge overnight success—it stayed in the National Theatre repertory for about four years. The Broadway production ran for a year. Metro bought the screen rights for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and paid Tom a hundred thousand to write the script, though the movie was never made. The play had a short run in Paris, with Delphine Seyrig as Gertrude, but it was quite a hit in Italy, where Rosencrantz was played by a girl. It did enormous business in Germany and Scandinavia and—oddly enough—Japan. On top of that, the book sold more than six hundred thousand copies in the English language alone. Up to now, out of ‘Rosencrantz’ I would guess that Tom had grossed well over three hundred thousand pounds.”

That’s in 1977!


go with the emotion

I would just add that some directors, you have to fit into a context or a perception of a world they create. You know what I mean? There’s a lot of plots that are hard to unravel, that are very intricate, that doesn’t allow a lot of movement. But even those directors, if they allow you as an actor to say… Scorsese says this all the time. He says, I don’t care about plot. I don’t care about plot. He goes, I want to go with the emotion of what the actor does because that’s the story to me. Sometimes it could be less, sometimes it could be more. But When I watch a movie, those are the moments that I remember. I don’t think about, Oh, this happened in the plot. That happened. I was like, That moment with those actors, that felt like real life to me. It’s funny. It’s crazy. Joe Pesci and Goodfellas It was that moment. He’s trying to capture those moments of real life that make you feel something, that make you feel like you’re a part of the story in a way.

Leo DiCaprio talking on Kelce Bros “New Heights” podcast.


Shamans and Rabbis

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The American anthropologist Franz Boas records the story of a powerful Kwakwaka’wakw shaman, Qā’sElid, who had embarked on his apprenticeship because he wanted to know whether the magic of shamans was real or if they were just pretending. So he learned the tricks of the trade, becoming especially proficient at a procedure in which a feather, concealed in the mouth and bloodied by biting one’s tongue, is ‘sucked out’ of a sick person during a ritual then proclaimed the cause of their illness. Having used this trick to cure a patient who had asked for him after seeing him in a dream, Qā’sElid’s renown spread, and soon neighbouring shamans started to beg for his secrets. He began to wonder whether the tricks he had learned were actually potent; they certainly seemed to effect more impressive cures than the charlatanry around him (some of his peers didn’t even bother with the bloody feather, merely sucking and blowing at their patients). Qā’sElid ends his narrative far less certain about magic than when he set out. What seemed false had become true.

from an LRB piece by Francis Gooding reviewing David Toop’s book about Dr. John’s 1967 album Gris-Gris. Recorded right here in LA with time stolen from Sonny & Cher.

In the same issue, a review of a new translation of Maimonides Guide to the Perplexed. What a great title. I hadn’t really known what was perplexing people, here’s a summary:

The work is addressed to Maimonides’s student Joseph Ibn Shimon, and by extension to anyone troubled by the same issue as Joseph – that is, the apparent conflict between Aristotelian science and Jewish religion. Aristotle’s God is an immaterial intellect, which gives rise to eternal celestial motion simply by thinking about itself. The God of the Torah, by contrast, is an emotional and wilful being, who created the world in a known span of time. This God seems to have a body, because he ‘sits’ and ‘stands’. He apparently has spatial location, since he is said to dwell ‘high in the heavens’ and then to ‘come near’. He is even compared to such tangible earthly phenomena as fire and rock.

Maimonides was born Córdoba in Islamic Spain, sometime around 1135 CE. He ended up in Cairo. From a 2010 LRB review of Maimonides In His World by Sarah Stroumsa:

Ibn Tumart attacked what he saw as the anthropomorphising and polytheistic tendencies of Islam in his day; the treatises he wrote were designed to provide his followers with the prophetic foundations for the pure monotheistic beliefs and practices incumbent on every Muslim, uncluttered by the later disputes of the learned. The Almohad movement he inspired – from the Arabic al-Muwahhidun, meaning the ‘proclaimers of God’s one-ness’ – swept to power throughout North Africa and Muslim Spain. The Almohads, unlike nearly all their predecessors in the history of Islam, did not tolerate the presence of Jews and Christians on their territory. With their arrival in Cordoba in 1147, when Maimonides was a child, the famously plural society of Muslim Spain came to an end. Many Arabic-speaking Jews and Christians fled to the northern Christian kingdoms. Others, like Maimonides’ family, accepted forced conversion to Islam and began a long series of displacements or exiles. The family seems to have spent 12 years wandering from city to city in Muslim Spain before settling for five years in Fez, where, according to a Muslim biographer, Maimonides learned the Quran by heart and studied Islamic law. He then escaped the Almohads’ orbit, moving briefly to Palestine and then to Egypt, where he could live openly as a Jew. He remained there until he died, in 1204.

On Stroumsa:

as early as 1213 Samuel ibn Tibbon, Maimonides’ translator in southern France, pointed out that readers of the Mishneh Torah in Christian lands had been led astray by their ignorance of the Arabic and Islamic context of its vocabulary. But few have learned the Arabic necessary to investigate this claim. Stroumsa is one of the handful of modern scholars who has done so

Badass. From Wikipedia:

Maimonides then explains his views on the reasons for the 613 mitzvot, the 613 laws contained within the five books of Moses. Maimonides divides these laws into 14 sections—the same as in his Mishneh Torah. However, he departs from traditional Rabbinic explanations in favour of a more physical/pragmatic approach by explaining the purpose of the commandments (especially of sacrifices) as intending to help wean the Israelites away from idolatry.

Somewhat shocked to read circulation numbers for the London Review of Books, it’s like 29,000. That means 0.000689 % (?) of all subscribers are regularly lunching together in Pasadena.


Mary’s Rest, and the first known Indian immigrant in Ireland (?)

Saint Croix, US Virgin Islands. Taino, Carib, Dutch, French, English, Spanish, Danish and now American (Afro-Caribbean?). The whole island was pretty much one big sugar plantation. The main harbor at Christianstaad was once painted around the White House pool. On the Wikipedia page I find this image, labeled:

Mary’s Fancy plantation on Saint Croix, owned by George Ryan

Reading about George Ryan. An interesting career. We speak not of the Illinois governor and convicted bribe taker, but of the Irish Danish banker and board member. Just the real estate he was involved with would keep you busy for an hour, if you admire Danish architecture. Ryan part-inherited his plantation, got his plantation as payment for a loan.

Ryan never married. In 1815, he had a son out of wedlock with Sophie Cecilie Puckendahl (1788–). The boy was born on 8 March 1815 at Fødselsstiftelsen, an institution where it was possible for unmarried women to give birth anonymously.

The institution was created for women to give birth anonymously and receiving free medical care. The purpose was to avoid infanticide. The woman was offered eternal anonymity, however this ruling was changed in 2007, and the archive is now accessible, mostly for genealogy purposes.

What family secrets were revealed in 2007? Back to George Ryan. He was born in Ballinakill, Co. Kildare.

The town was besieged and plundered by Irish rebels, including the Earl of Castlehaven and Lord Mountgarret, during the 1641 Rebellion. When the castle and town surrendered much was robbed, including cattle, sheep and cloth. Remarkably, this information survives to us through an account from a native American Patagonian from present day southern Argentina/Chile ‘but now a Christian’ who had been a servant to Captain Richard Steele for twenty years and lived in Ballinakill.

What?? I research further, and find this may be a confusion. The blog of Nicholas Whyte, of Brussels and Northern Ireland, looked into the matter. .

Some researchers have assumed that he was an American Indian, taking Pethagorian to mean Patagonian. This is wrong. His account is pretty clear that he had for twenty years been a servant to Captain Richard Steele, who was one of the early representatives of the British East India Company, and indeed left a description of his journey from the Moghul Emperor’s court to Baghdad in 1615-16. Although he does not name any of his servants, it is notable that he still uses “we” after he parts company with the other Englishman in his party, so he was not travelling alone. (His wife Frances came with him on later journeys.)

I reckon that John Fortune was recruited by Steele at some point in the journey. Most likely he was a Pathan (not so far phonetically from ‘Pethagorian’, though perhaps that’s meant to be “Pythagorean”/”Zoroastrian” given that it’s cited in a religious context), probably recruited in Lahore where Steele appears to have hired extra staff during his trip (though the text is not clear), and sticking with him through war in Germany and rebellion in Ireland. That fits the dates rather well; if he had worked for Steele from 1616 to 1636 or so, and had followed him to Ireland, he then had seven years to build up £30 in capital before it was wiped out by the rebellion. I’m sorry to say that there seems to be no other documentary evidence about John Fortune or his fate.

The things you learn.


I propose to fight for truth

I’ll never be out of work.


Five o’clock somewhere, Truman era edition

In David McCullough’s Truman.

Early California Reconsidered by Sandos and Sandos

Up in Santa Barbara, we rode hotel bikes up carless State Street, past the beautiful US Bankruptcy Court, turned right on Mission, and one last uphill to the rose garden, and the Old Mission.

Queen of the Missions. We didn’t even go inside, just to the gift shop.

When I saw this book I had to have it. These guys on the cover! I had to know everything about them.

Turns out an entire opening page of dense print is devoted to the origin of this drawing.

This much reproduced image of Indians at Mission San José in 1806 has been encrusted with misinformation and half-truths that need correction.

It begins.

It is frequently described as being done by Georg H. von Langsdorff, a German physician who sailed with the expedition lead by a founder of the Russian American Company, Nikolai Petrovich Rezanov that ventured into Alta California in 1806. The painting has been attributed to Wilhelm Gortlief Tilesius von Tilenau, and appears to have been done in a studio in Europe based upon field sketches as the geographic setting is European romantic and nothing at all like California.

Satisfied.

This is interesting:

When the Spanish arrived in California in 1769, the grasslands and oak savannah that comprised much of Mission San José’s outreach area “were already supporting presumably at carrying capacity levels, great herds of elk, pronghorn, deer, and bighorn sheep.”‘ To this abundance were added cattle, sheep, horses, mules, donkeys, pigs, and chickens. The ensuing competition for sweet native grasses favored the newly arrived animals. They, in turn, replaced native plants with introduced coarse grasses and seeds from Europe.

Moreover, the Spanish forbade Indians the annual burning by which they managed local seeds and grasses. The San José plain (also called a valley) lay thirteen miles north of the mission. It was eight miles in diameter and by 1828 the mission grazed nine thousand head of cattle and ten thousand sheep during the summer then moved the herds and flocks to Mount Diablo for winter care.? Mission cattle and sheep contributed to “overgrazing that eliminated native plant populations, favored alien annuals, and caused erosion.” Hunting and fur trapping by outsiders added to mammalian decline.

Together, these environmental changes altered intra-tribal relations in the interior. The dwindling food supplies, coupled with ensuing cultural decline, contributed to ranchería collapse. In this climate, mission entry emerged as a serious alternative to remaining in place. When the American Jedediah Smith traversed the San Joaquín River (he called it the Peticutry) in early March 1827, he wrote, “Since I struck the Peticutry I had seen but few Indians. The greater part of those that once resided here (as Ihave… been told) gone into the Missions of St Joseph [San José] and Santa Clara.”* Smith was travelling through Yokuts territory to the east of Mission San José, yet according to his diary, many of the Indians he encountered were Plains Miwok-speaking Muquelemes from the north who were poaching food and material resources from the vacated lands. The poaching created further tensions and animosities when neophyte Yokuts returned to their former tribal areas in the employ of the missions while on paseos (priestly approved passes) or as fugitives.

Furthermore, the California Mission chain faced an uncertain future as the uneven transition from Spanish to Mexican political control during the 182os brought with it a new demand for secularization, the abolition of the mission system. Soldiers and settlers favored secularization as it would open mission lands to them, providing the opportunity to carve great estates tended by newly freed Indian labor. Franciscans opposed secularization.

Well yeah they would wouldn’t they?

The diseases we know about, and human violence, but I hadn’t really thought of other invasive species like the cow, co-genociders even if they had no ill intent and were prisoners themselves. .

Despite the uncertain future of the mission system, Franciscans, Mission Indians, and Mexican troops continued to press the Spiritual Conquest, combining forces to send out groups to proselytize gentiles and return mission runaways. These expeditions were led by Mexican soldiers using armed neophyte auxiliaries to aid in the task of finding and returning the fugitives.

Gentiles who did not surrender runaway neophytes were frequently severely punished. In some instances, gentiles were rounded up and brought back to the mission by force along with the runaways.

Yikes. Five hundred years after Saint Francis,

MASTER of St Francis
(active c. 1260-1280 in Umbria)

people are violently rounding up other people in his name.

The California missions were once considered romantic. I wonder if they’ll someday be considered something more like antebellum plantations. On the other hand the architecture is appealing, and seems to suit California. History: mixed bag!


An Alphabetical Index to Helytimes

Using Perplexity AI as a personal tutor in Python, we created an index, alphabetical by title of all ~ 1887 posts on this website. It was the first programming I’ve done since writing a text football game in my TI-83. The result is not a perfect organizational tool, but not nothing either. The Internet erodes like the cliffs at Monument Valley, many of these posts are full of dead media or missing links. Nevertheless this seems like a helpful resource (mostly to me, the most likely to use it).


URL
..for whom the Creator alone is responsible…https://stevehely.com/2012/02/09/for-whom-the-creator-alone-is-responsible/
‘Oumuamuahttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/21/oumuamua/
“…solitude like a dream, half-horrific and half-glorious…”https://stevehely.com/2012/04/12/solitude-like-a-dream-half-horrific-and-half-glorious/
“A picture of Musashi engaged in fantastic combat”https://stevehely.com/2013/02/13/a-picture-of-musashi-engaged-in-fantastic-combat/
“a tempting sample of sexual ripeness”https://stevehely.com/2012/02/22/a-tempting-sample-of-sexual-ripeness/
“Amusing Ourselves To Death” by Neil Postmanhttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/21/amusing-ourselves-to-death-by-neil-postman/
“An undecided creature in a paint-splattered robe”https://stevehely.com/2013/08/01/an-undecided-creature-in-a-paint-splattered-robe/
“Bad Poems By Good Poets”https://stevehely.com/2012/06/19/bad-poems-by-good-poets/
“Ben Dougan”https://stevehely.com/2014/06/20/ben-dougan/
“Buy when there’s blood in the streets”https://stevehely.com/2025/04/06/buy-when-theres-blood-in-the-streets/
“Chivalby is alive and well here”https://stevehely.com/2015/05/15/chivalby-is-alive-and-well-here/
“Cupid,” Sam Cooke, 1963https://stevehely.com/2012/05/15/cupid-sam-cooke-1963/
“donned lewdly by Rihanna”https://stevehely.com/2018/05/09/donned-lewdly-by-rihanna/
“Find where the dogs sleep…”https://stevehely.com/2012/11/27/find-where-the-dogs-sleep/
“Four Centuries Of Pueblo Pottery”https://stevehely.com/2013/10/19/four-centuries-of-pueblo-pottery/
“high as a Georgia pine”https://stevehely.com/2012/04/14/high-as-a-georgia-pine/
“It’s just like any other line of work only different.”https://stevehely.com/2013/12/04/its-just-like-any-other-line-of-work-only-different/
“Kiss her now!”https://stevehely.com/2013/11/08/kiss-her-now/
“Lesser” McConaughey, or, On The Subject Of Great Actinghttps://stevehely.com/2015/05/21/lesser-mcconaughey-2/
“pursuing instead a random method”https://stevehely.com/2012/02/10/pursuing-instead-a-random-method/
“Seven almonds” storieshttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/01/seven-almonds-stories/
“small as a whorehouse beer”https://stevehely.com/2012/09/28/small-as-a-whorehouse-beer/
“The messenger of this incredible movement”https://stevehely.com/2017/01/23/the-messenger-of-this-incredible-movement/
“The Seven Sleepers of Ephesus Discovered by Alexander the Great”, Folio from a Falnama (Book of Omens)https://stevehely.com/2012/07/31/the-seven-sleepers-of-ephesus-discovered-by-alexander-the-great-folio-from-a-falnama-book-of-omens/
“There’s gonna be a lotta days when you lay your guts on the line and come away empty-handed”https://stevehely.com/2014/01/09/theres-gonna-be-a-lotta-days-when-you-lay-your-guts-on-the-line-and-come-away-emptyhanded/
“There’s no winning.  Nobody ever wins.”https://stevehely.com/2013/01/09/theres-no-winning-nobody-ever-wins/
“What Happened When Marissa Mayers Tried To Be Steve Jobs”https://stevehely.com/2014/12/18/what-happened-when-marissa-mayers-tried-to-be-steve-jobs/
“When you meet the hero, you sure know it”https://stevehely.com/2012/02/08/when-you-meet-the-hero-you-sure-know-it/
“Whoa whoa whoa- I diddn’ know the guy!” “You one-a his guys?” “Don’t be crazy, lady! Jesus who?”https://stevehely.com/2012/12/19/whoa-whoa-whoa-i-diddn-know-the-guy-you-one-a-his-guys-dont-be-crazy/
“You can’t help but say hats off to them”https://stevehely.com/2012/12/12/hats-off-to-them/
[Senator Lyndon Baines Johnson with U.S. Representative Victor Anfuso and his daughter (right) at a party at the Shoreham Hotel, Washington, D.C.] / MST. digital file from originalhttps://stevehely.com/2024/11/18/senator-lyndon-baines-johnson-with-u-s-representative-victor-anfuso-and-his-daughter-right-at-a-party-at-the-shoreham-hotel-washington-d-c-mst-digital-file-from-original/
1:90https://stevehely.com/2021/07/30/190/
12 Takes on the Al Smith Dinnerhttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/23/takes-on-the-al-smith-dinner/
1st Australian Divisionhttps://stevehely.com/2024/09/28/1st-australian-division/
2021 flying awayhttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/02/2021-flying-away/
20th Century Manhttps://stevehely.com/2025/07/21/20th-century-man/
25.5 Hours (and three hundred years) in Santa Barbara (and Santa Barbara County)https://stevehely.com/2025/05/18/25-5-hours-and-five-hundred-years-in-santa-barbara-and-santa-barbara-county/
4,835 words on Ta-Nahesi Coates and Gawker controversy and Donald Trumphttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/17/4835-words-on-ta-nahesi-coates-and-gawker-controversy/
50 Cent on waterhttps://stevehely.com/2023/06/09/50-cent-on-water/
7:15 PMhttp://lfla.org/event/the-idiot-a-novel/
7:15pmhttp://lfla.org/event/the-idiot-a-novel/
75 million peoplehttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/15/75-million-people/
A Confederate General from Big Sur by Richard Brautiganhttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/18/a-confederate-general-from-big-sur-by-richard-brautigan/
A cool book coverhttps://stevehely.com/2013/06/19/a-cool-book-cover/
A Description Of Distant Roadshttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/09/a-description-of-distant-roads/
A distressing visionhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/28/a-distressing-vision/
A Farewell To Arms (1929)https://stevehely.com/2024/08/30/a-farewell-to-arms-1929-rtg/
A field hospital after a battlehttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/24/a-field-hospital-after-a-battle/
A Fuck You Ode To Flowershttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/28/a-fuck-you-ode-to-flowers/
A funny bookhttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/18/a-funny-book/
A funny ideahttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/09/a-funny-idea/
A galled crotchhttps://stevehely.com/2024/11/13/a-galled-crotch/
A Good Mural In Chelseahttps://stevehely.com/2013/06/18/a-good-mural-in-chelsea/
A good one from the Library of Congress / Flickrhttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/04/a-good-one-from-the-library-of-congress-flickr/
a haikuhttps://stevehely.com/2020/11/05/a-haiku/
a little too casual for mehttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/06/just-a-little-too-casual-for-me/
A lunch in Floridahttps://stevehely.com/2024/03/23/a-lunch-in-florida/
A month away from WONDER TRAIL releasehttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/17/a-month-away-from-wonder-trail-release/
A Norm gem from the Bookbinderhttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/01/a-norm-gem-from-the-bookbinder/
A Pirate Looks At Fifty by Jimmy Buffetthttps://stevehely.com/2022/04/29/a-pirate-looks-at-fifty-by-jimmy-buffett/
A Reader Writes:https://stevehely.com/2015/09/30/a-reader-writes/
A real shothttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/08/a-real-shot/
A rough moment on CBS News Super Tuesday broadcasthttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/04/a-rough-moment-on-cbs-news-super-tuesday-broadcast/
A Strange Tale From East of the Riverhttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/08/a-strange-tale-from-east-of-the-river/
a stupid manhttps://stevehely.com/2021/09/24/a-stupid-man/
a touching farewellhttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/08/a-touching-farewell/
A Trip To Japanhttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/19/a-trip-to-japan/
A Trip To Marshttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/28/a-trip-to-mars/
a veritable ogrehttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/12/a-veritable-ogre/
A Visit To LACMAhttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/02/a-visit-to-lacma/
A visit to the San Diego Museum of Arthttps://stevehely.com/2019/07/28/san-diego-museum-of-art/
A. J. Lieblinghttps://stevehely.com/2013/08/06/a-j-liebling/
A+ to this bookhttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/31/a-to-this-book/
Abandoned places, from The Atlantichttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/20/abandoned-places-from-the-atlantic/
Abraham Lincoln: An Oral Historyhttps://stevehely.com/2023/12/09/abraham-lincoln-an-oral-history/
Abraham Lincoln: Weirdhttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/18/abraham-lincoln-weird/
Absalom, Absalomhttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/09/absalom-absalom/
absolutely ridiculoushttps://stevehely.com/2020/11/12/absolutely-ridiculous/
Acheson on Truman (and Lincoln)https://stevehely.com/2023/09/09/acheson-on-truman-and-lincoln/
Across The River and Into The Trees, Ernest Hemingway (1950)https://stevehely.com/2025/05/03/across-the-river-and-into-the-trees-ernest-hemingway-1951/
action vs adventurehttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/04/action-vs-adventure/
Adam Smithhttps://stevehely.com/2013/07/26/adam-smith/
Addiction By Designhttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/11/addiction-by-design/
Adobe Wallshttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/30/adobe-walls/
Advances in Cormac studieshttps://stevehely.com/2018/04/09/advances-in-cormac-studies/
Ainsliehttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/31/was-sure-this-was-a-lyric-from-an-old-irish-song/
Airplane Travelhttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/09/airplane-travel/
Alabama, Mississippi, slavery, and votinghttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/08/alabama-mississippi-slavery-and-voting/
Albert Bierstadthttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/02/albert-bierstadt/
Albumshttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/10/albums/
Alice Marblehttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/17/alice-marble/
Alien Space Helmet Discovered in Joshua Tree National Park!https://stevehely.com/2019/03/06/alien-space-helmet-discovered-in-joshua-tree-national-park/
All I Gotta Do Is Act Naturallyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/24/all-i-gotta-do-is-act-naturally/
All my Christmas shopping is done!https://stevehely.com/2012/12/17/all-my-christmas-shopping-is-done/
All right, good for himhttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/10/all-right-good-for-him/
All Roadshttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/15/all-roads/
all time best vacation?https://stevehely.com/2022/03/30/all-time-best-vacation/
Almondhttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/13/almond/
Almonds and waterhttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/06/almonds-and-water/
Alpha beta gammahttps://stevehely.com/2019/06/15/alpha-beta-gamma/
Always enjoyablehttps://stevehely.com/2015/03/02/always-enjoyable/
Always get a weird vibehttps://stevehely.com/2015/11/21/always-get-a-weird-vibe/
Am I allowed to say this?https://stevehely.com/2014/05/29/am-i-allowed-to-say-this/
Amazing bit of mansplaininghttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/13/7063/
Amazing charthttps://stevehely.com/2020/01/09/amazing-chart/
Amazing momenthttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/10/amazing-moment/
Amazing punchlinehttps://stevehely.com/2024/07/18/amazing-punchline/
Amazing things happening in the Vertigo Sucks communityhttps://stevehely.com/2024/09/03/amazing-things-happening-in-the-vertigo-sucks-community/
America as casinohttps://stevehely.com/2019/12/29/america-as-casino/
American historical figure who reminds me of Trumphttps://stevehely.com/2016/07/31/american-historical-figure-who-reminds-me-of-trump/
American literaturehttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/23/american-literature/
Americanshttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/01/americans-on-wikipedia/
Ametorahttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/29/ametora/
amply gooeyhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/13/amply-gooey/
Amsterdamhttps://stevehely.com/2019/09/23/amsterdam/
An egg a dayhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/25/an-egg-a-day/
An indispensable volume no home should be withouthttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/22/an-indispensable-volume-no-home-should-be-without/
An unhappy story with no winnershttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/21/an-unhappy-story-with-no-winners/
Andeshttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/16/andes/
Andrew Sullivan backhttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/02/andrew-sullivan-back/
Animal Crossinghttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/13/animal-crossing/
Anne R. Dickhttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/22/anne-r-dick/
Annoyinghttps://stevehely.com/2019/12/09/annoying/
Another thing I remembered about Larry McMurtryhttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/17/another-thing-i-remembered-about-larry-mcmurtry/
Ansel in Playboyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/20/ansel-in-playboy/
Antonio Ygnacio Avilahttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/04/antonio-ygnacio-avila/
Antshttps://stevehely.com/2013/11/15/ants/
Antshttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/09/ants-2/
Antwerphttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/05/antwerp/
Anybody remember this one?https://stevehely.com/2018/12/05/anybody-remember-this-one/
April 19https://stevehely.com/2020/04/19/april-19/
April 19. Patriots Day.https://stevehely.com/2017/04/19/april-19-patriots-day/
April Ryanhttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/22/april-ryan/
Aptly named placeshttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/20/aptly-named-places/
Aquarium Drunkardhttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/22/aquarium-drunkard/
Arabichttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/30/arabic/
Archibald MacLeishhttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/10/archibald-macleish/
Architecturehttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/02/architecture/
Architecture of Downtown Los Angeleshttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/27/architecture-of-downtown-los-angeles/
Around LAhttps://stevehely.com/2019/11/03/around-la/
Around the townhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/05/around-the-town/
As an ironyhttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/15/as-an-irony/
Ashurbanipalhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/14/ashurbanipal/
Astronaut Scott Carpenterhttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/17/astronaut-scott-carpenter/
Astronomershttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/05/astronomers/
At the fightshttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/06/at-the-fights/
ATTENTION BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERShttps://stevehely.com/2013/11/27/attention-black-friday-shoppers/
Atypical cinematic take on Bostonhttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/10/atypical-cinematic-take-on-boston/
Aug 6 1945https://stevehely.com/2015/08/06/4481/
Augustshttps://stevehely.com/2019/08/23/augusts/
Austin and Houstonhttps://stevehely.com/2022/05/06/austin-and-houston/
Austin and Houston (conclusion)https://stevehely.com/2022/09/11/austin-and-houston-conclusion/
Austin and Houston, Part Twohttps://stevehely.com/2022/05/19/austin-and-houston-part-two/
Australia foreverhttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/18/australia-forever/
Authentichttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/11/authentic/
authenticity / domain expertisehttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/29/authenticity-domain-expertise/
Automatic Dumper, Jack Delano, 1943https://stevehely.com/2012/08/15/automatic-dumper-jack-delano-1943/
Avenue at Middelharnis by Meindert Hobbemahttps://stevehely.com/2013/06/03/avenue-at-middelharnis-by-meindert-hobbema/
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Baby Carrots In American Politicshttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/27/baby-carrots-in-american-politics/
Babylonhttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/23/babylon/
Bachelor’s Mexicohttps://stevehely.com/2015/03/22/bachelors-mexico/
Back again soon!https://stevehely.com/2016/11/01/7274/
Back Soon!https://stevehely.com/2016/10/31/back-soon/
Back soon!https://stevehely.com/2016/11/13/back-soon-2/
Bad name!https://stevehely.com/2016/04/12/bad-name/
Bad Trip To Mexicohttps://stevehely.com/2015/11/10/bad-trip-to-mexico/
Bag Balmhttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/04/bag-balm/
Ballothttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/29/voter-guide/
Bamahttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/08/bama/
Bannon as Bond villainhttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/26/bannon-as-bond-villain/
Bao Bao’s first snow dayhttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/07/bao-baos-first-snow-day/
Barbarian Dayshttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/25/barbarian-days/
Bark beetlehttps://stevehely.com/2021/07/12/bark-beetle/
Barstow Woolly Sunflowerhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/04/barstow-woolly-sunflower/
Basedhttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/03/based/
Bases in the deserthttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/06/bases-in-the-desert/
Baton Practice at the Manzanar War Relocation Center, 1943https://stevehely.com/2012/06/21/baton-practice-at-the-manzanar-war-relocation-center-1943/
Be like Beyers!https://stevehely.com/2016/06/11/be-like-beyers/
Beach cottage bookshttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/01/beach-cottage-books/
Bear Mysteryhttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/08/bear-mystery/
beautiful poemhttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/01/beautiful-poem/
Bedwetters vs. Thumbsuckershttps://stevehely.com/2013/12/22/bedwetters-vs-thumbsuckers/
Bellowhttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/10/bellow/
Bernese Chronicles (Swiss History Part Two)https://stevehely.com/2024/05/19/bernese-chronicles-swiss-history-part-two/
Best Email Subject Line of the Weekhttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/05/best-email-subject-line-of-the-week/
Best lists from The List Apphttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/19/best-lists-from-the-list-app/
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Best photos I took in 2016https://stevehely.com/2017/01/05/best-photos-i-took-in-2016/
Best things about this videohttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/22/best-things-about-this-video/
Betty Perskehttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/10/betty-perske/
Beware The Rise Of China!https://stevehely.com/2012/12/22/the-rise-of-china/
Beyershttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/05/beyers/
Beyers in Wilmingtonhttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/12/beyers-in-wilmington/
Beyondhttps://stevehely.com/2019/05/17/beyond/
Beyond Meathttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/14/beyond-meat/
Beyond Meat Bolognesehttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/23/beyond-meat-bolognese/
Big bookshttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/06/big-books/
Big buck of this lickhttps://stevehely.com/2021/07/29/big-buck-of-this-lick/
Bill Burr on midhttps://stevehely.com/2025/07/31/bill-burr-on-mid/
Bill Murray Hall Of Fame Speechhttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/28/bill-murray-hall-of-fame-speech/
Birdhttps://stevehely.com/2019/05/19/bird/
BJ and Ursulahttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/10/bj-and-ursula/
Black Swan vs Sarcohttps://stevehely.com/2024/03/20/black-swan-vs-sarco/
Blind, 1916, Paul Strandhttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/18/blind-1916-paul-strand/
Blog I Endorsehttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/21/blog-i-endorse/
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Bloomsdayhttps://stevehely.com/2020/06/16/bloomsday/
Bluebeard’s Castle by Anna Billerhttps://stevehely.com/2023/09/02/bluebeards-castle-by-anna-biller/
Blunthttps://stevehely.com/2021/07/30/blunt/
Blythe Intaglioshttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/13/blythe-intaglios/
Bob Dancerhttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/06/bob-dancer/
Bob Marley in Bostonhttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/02/bob-marley-in-boston/
Bob Marley’s lawyerhttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/11/bob-marleys-lawyer/
Bob Rosshttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/07/bob-ross/
Bologna in Newfoundlandhttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/17/bologna-in-newfoundland/
Book I’m always recommendinghttps://stevehely.com/2015/03/11/book-im-always-recommending/
Bookbinderlocal455.comhttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/16/bookbinderlocal455-com/
Books I got rid ofhttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/07/books-i-got-rid-of/
Books I’ve been meaning to review for Helytimeshttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/12/books-ive-been-meaning-to-review-for-helytimes/
Bordershttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/22/borders/
Borders Part 2https://stevehely.com/2018/06/24/borders-part-2/
Boston (England)https://stevehely.com/2017/10/27/boston-england/
Boston as Mecca and Medinahttps://stevehely.com/2023/09/30/boston-as-mecca-and-medina/
Boston Globe’s Big Picture is the king of Sandy photoshttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/02/boston-globes-big-picture-is-the-king-of-sandy-photos/
Boston Marathon bomber’s friendshttps://stevehely.com/2014/11/03/boston-marathon-bombers-friends/
Boswell’s Life of Johnsonhttps://stevehely.com/2021/11/24/boswells-life-of-johnson/
Bowditchhttps://stevehely.com/2012/02/14/bowditch/
Boyd, Trump and OODA Loopshttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/28/boyd-trump-and-ooda-loops/
Brain ballshttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/10/brain-balls/
Brain surgeryhttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/29/brain-surgery/
Breakfast inequalityhttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/14/breakfast-inequality/
Breaking The Maya Codehttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/08/breaking-the-maya-code/
Bretton Woods Is No Mystery and The Nixon Shockhttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/07/bretton-woods-is-no-mystery/
Brimful of Ashahttps://stevehely.com/2019/07/25/brimful-of-asha/
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Bro you’re called the SECRET servicehttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/06/bro-youre-called-the-secret-service/
Bruce Chatwinhttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/26/bruce-chatwin/
Brushing up on New Zealand politicshttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/11/brushing-up-on-new-zealand-politics/
Buckle up Tonyhttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/01/buckle-up-tony/
Bucky with the good chairhttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/28/bucky-with-the-good-chair/
Buffett and Munger speak: Berkshire Hathaway 2021 oddities and highlightshttps://stevehely.com/2021/05/04/buffett-and-munger-speak-berkshire-hathaway-2021-oddities-and-highlights/
Buffett bits (and Munger)https://stevehely.com/2020/05/05/buffett-bits/
Buffett on Buffetthttps://stevehely.com/2023/09/06/buffett-on-buffett/
Bullhttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/15/bull/
Bulletproofhttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/15/bulletproof/
Bummer Headlineshttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/09/bummer-headlines/
Bundles served in death as in lifehttps://stevehely.com/2024/02/19/bundles-served-in-death-as-in-life/
Bungareehttps://stevehely.com/2019/08/30/bungaree/
Bureau of American Ethnologyhttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/22/bureau-of-american-ethnology/
Busyhttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/10/busy/
Buttered bunhttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/05/buttered-bun/
Buzz Aldrin at The Oakwoodhttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/06/buzz-aldrin-at-the-oakwood/
C.R.A.V.E.Dhttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/14/c-r-a-v-e-d/
C’mon this is coolhttps://stevehely.com/2025/07/18/cmon-this-is-cool/
Cahokia newshttps://stevehely.com/2020/02/06/cahokia-news/
Cainehttps://stevehely.com/2023/07/06/caine/
Calatravahttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/25/calatrava/
Californiahttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/14/california/
Californiahttps://stevehely.com/2014/02/20/california-2/
California agriculture statistics to delight, amaze, and amusehttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/04/california-agriculture-statistics-to-delight-amaze-and-amuse/
California Legless Lizardhttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/06/california-legless-lizard/
Calvin’s Geneva (Swiss History Part Five or Six)https://stevehely.com/2024/06/07/calvins-geneva-swiss-history-part-five-or-six/
Cambridge Analyticahttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/14/cambridge-analytica/
Campfire cookinghttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/07/campfire-cooking/
Can any friends in Humboldt Countyhttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/12/can-any-friends-in-humboldt-county/
Can’t forget one of our key missions herehttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/07/cant-forget-one-of-our-key-missions-here/
can’t losehttps://stevehely.com/2023/04/15/cant-lose/
Can’t run baseballhttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/21/cant-run-baseball/
Canadahttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/29/canada/
Canadian Pacific and Kansas Southernhttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/30/canadian-pacific-and-kansas-southern/
Cape Flatteryhttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/25/cape-flattery/
Cape Grim Air Archivehttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/11/cape-grim-air-archive/
Captain George K. H. Coussmaker (Joshua Reynolds, 1782)https://stevehely.com/2012/04/20/captain-george-k-h-coussmaker-joshua-reynolds-1782/
Caravaggio, “Judith Beheading Holofernes” (1598-99)https://stevehely.com/2012/04/09/caravaggio-judith-beheading-holofernes-1598-99/
Career.  Woman.https://stevehely.com/2017/05/10/career-woman/
Careless Love: The Unmaking of Elvis Presley by Peter Guralnickhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/01/careless-love-the-unmaking-of-elvis-presley-by-peter-guralnick/
Careyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/25/carey/
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Carter Familieshttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/18/carter-families/
Carter’s, congealed electricity, AI and Needhamhttps://stevehely.com/2025/01/30/carters/
Case Study in Business Journalismhttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/13/case-study-in-business-journalism/
Cash Me Outside –> Whaleshttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/10/cash-me-outside-whales/
Cathttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/28/cat/
Cat care practices of the late 1950s-early 1960s, derived from evidence in songshttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/27/cat-care-practices-of-the-late-1950s-early-1960s-derived-from-evidence-in-songs/
Catching up on New Mexico politicshttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/16/catching-up-on-new-mexico-politics/
Catholic gentlemen in necktieshttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/09/catholic-gentlemen-in-neckties/
Cats (2019)https://stevehely.com/2019/12/24/cats-2019/
Cats Suggested as the fifty-three stations of the Tokaido, by Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1797-1862)https://stevehely.com/2013/02/20/cats-suggested-as-the-fifty-three-stations-of-the-tokaido-by-utagawa-kuniyoshi-1797-1862/
Cattle as weapon of invasionhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/16/cattle-as-weapon-of-invasion/
cause a scenehttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/26/loved/
Cecil Rhodeshttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/28/cecil-rhodes/
Celebs getting out the votehttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/02/celebs-getting-out-the-vote/
Celia Johnsonhttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/29/celia-johnson/
Cezannehttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/11/cezanne/
Cezanne’s view of Lake Annecyhttps://stevehely.com/2025/06/28/cezannes-view-of-lake-annecy/
Chalk and cheesehttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/25/chalk-and-cheese/
Chan Chanhttps://stevehely.com/2021/07/17/chan-chan/
Chancellor of the Exchequerhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/06/chancellor-of-the-exchequer/
change / the samehttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/27/change-the-same/
Chapel Hillhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/20/chapel-hill/
Charles C. Mannhttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/30/charles-c-mann/
Charles Rennie Mackintoshhttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/10/charles-rennie-mackintosh/
Charlie Munger Deep Cutshttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/02/charlie-munger-deep-cuts/
Charlie Munger, weatherman.https://stevehely.com/2023/11/28/charlie-munger-weatherman/
Charlie Rose Memorieshttps://stevehely.com/2019/12/11/charlie-rose-memories/
Chasing The Light by Oliver Stonehttps://stevehely.com/2020/08/10/chasing-the-light/
Chaucer/Beyoncéhttps://stevehely.com/2022/10/14/chaucer-beyonce/
Che’s daughterhttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/16/ches-daughter/
Checking out the newshttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/20/checking-out-the-news/
Cheers for TVhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/16/cheers-for-tv/
Cheneyhttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/05/cheney/
Cheyenne Chiefs Receiving Their Young Menhttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/28/cheyenne-chiefs-receiving-their-young-men/
Chicken of the woodshttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/29/chicken-of-the-woods/
Children Playing On The Beach At Guernseyhttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/29/children-playing-on-the-beach-at-guernsey/
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Christchurch, New Zealandhttps://stevehely.com/2016/07/15/christchurch-new-zealand/
Chronicles of the Cape Fear Riverhttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/14/chronicles-of-the-cape-fear-river/
Chukarhttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/20/chukar/
Church & statehttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/23/church-state/
Cinco de Mayohttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/05/cinco-de-mayo/
Cinderella and Interrogation Techniquehttps://stevehely.com/2013/03/13/cinderella-and-interrogation-technique/
Claiming a vaudeville / DJ name for possible future usehttps://stevehely.com/2019/07/25/claiming-a-vaudeville-dj-name-for-possible-future-use/
Classical KUSC / soundless WW2 footagehttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/21/classical-kusc-soundless-ww2-footage/
Cleanin’ out my DVRhttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/06/cleanin-out-my-dvd/
Clevelandhttps://stevehely.com/2016/07/25/cleveland/
Clubs were trumps when Basing House was tookhttps://stevehely.com/2023/07/02/clubs-were-trumps/
Coachellahttps://stevehely.com/2023/04/16/coachella/
Coacheshttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/01/coaches/
Coacheshttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/02/coaches-2/
Coaches, Part 2: Belichickhttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/29/coaches-part-2-belichick/
Coaches, Super Bowl 56https://stevehely.com/2022/02/13/coaches-super-bowl-56/
Coaches, Super Bowl LIVhttps://stevehely.com/2020/02/02/coaches-super-bowl-liv/
Coaches, Super Bowl LVhttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/05/coaches-super-bowl-lv/
Coaching Matchup: Super Bowl LIIhttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/04/coaching-matchup-super-bowl-lii/
Coca-Colahttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/12/coca-cola/
Cocoanut milkhttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/08/cocoanut-milk/
Coinshttps://stevehely.com/2022/11/07/coins/
Colin Powellhttps://stevehely.com/2021/10/21/colin-powell/
Colson / Buchananhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/14/colson-buchanana/
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Columbus Dayhttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/13/columbus-day/
Come with me!https://stevehely.com/2012/03/21/come-with-me/
Coming out of quarhttps://stevehely.com/2020/05/10/coming-out-of-quar/
Coming up at Shilohhttps://stevehely.com/2022/10/15/coming-up-at-shiloh/
Common Side Effects, Sunday Feb 2 11:30pm on Cartoon Network, streaming on MAX Feb 3https://stevehely.com/2025/01/31/common-side-effects-sunday-feb-2-1130pm-on-cartoon-network-streaming-on-max-feb-3/
Complex Magazine Presents: Desus vs. Merohttps://stevehely.com/2014/01/29/complex-magazine-presents-desus-vs-mero/
Confederate Surrender Dayhttps://stevehely.com/2022/04/17/confederate-surrender-day/
Considering John Kellyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/31/considering-john-kelly/
Control Your APEhttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/03/control-your-ape/
Conversational fodder for your Super Bowl partyhttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/01/milch-on-the-super-bowl/
Conversations with Cezannehttps://stevehely.com/2016/07/18/conversations-with-cezanne/
Conversations with Faulknerhttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/07/conversations-with-faulkner/
Conversations with Granthttps://stevehely.com/2024/09/07/conversations-with-grant/
Conversations With Kennedyhttps://stevehely.com/2014/11/21/conversations-with-kennedy/
Conversations With series from the University Press of Mississippihttps://stevehely.com/2020/08/31/conversations-with-series-from-the-university-of-mississippi/
Coolhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/19/cool/
Coolhttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/07/cool-2/
Cool jobhttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/18/cool-job/
Cool thing I learned from the Jian Ghomeshi scandalhttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/31/cool-thing-i-learned-from-the-jian-ghomeshi-scandal/
Coolnesshttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/06/coolness/
Cornel West and Peter Thielhttps://stevehely.com/2019/03/25/cornel-west-and-peter-thiel/
Cosmopolitanhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/31/cosmopolitan/
Counting Puffinshttps://stevehely.com/2013/12/10/counting-puffins/
Countrymanhttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/21/countryman/
Coup in Malihttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/23/coup-in-mali/
Courteney Cox snackhttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/22/courteney-cox-snack/
Cowen and Taleb (and Norm)https://stevehely.com/2018/12/02/cowen-and-taleb-and-norm/
Cowpenshttps://stevehely.com/2018/03/16/cowpens/
Crazy detail from this Washington Post storyhttps://stevehely.com/2014/11/05/crazy-detail-from-this-washington-post-story/
Crevassehttps://stevehely.com/2022/12/19/crevasse/
Critics on critics on criticshttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/17/critics-on-critics-on-critics/
Crown Journeys serieshttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/27/crown-journeys-series/
Cubahttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/25/cuba/
Cudjoe Lewishttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/23/cudjoe-lewis/
Cultural revolution in the films of Zhang Yimouhttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/14/cultural-revolution-in-the-films-of-zhang-yimou/
Culture noteshttps://stevehely.com/2021/10/27/cultural-notes/
Curfewhttps://stevehely.com/2025/06/17/curfew/
Current Pro Bull Riding Top Ranked Bullshttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/22/current-pro-bull-riding-top-ranked-bulls/
D*-Dayhttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/05/d-day/
Daily (?)https://stevehely.com/2019/10/27/daily/
Dance of the Californianshttps://stevehely.com/2014/02/06/dance-of-the-californians/
Daniel Vickershttps://stevehely.com/2020/02/01/daniel-vickers/
Danielle Steelhttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/07/danielle-steel/
Darkest Hourhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/20/darkest-hour/
David Lettermanhttps://stevehely.com/2015/05/19/david-letterman/
David McCulloughhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/02/david-mccullough/
David McCullough on Trumphttps://stevehely.com/2016/07/22/david-mccullough-on-trump/
David Milch quote of the dayhttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/23/david-milch-quote-of-the-day/
David Souterhttps://stevehely.com/2025/05/10/david-souter/
Daytonahttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/20/daytona/
De Longpre Avenue, Los Angeles, CAhttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/13/de-longpre-avenue-los-angeles-ca/
Dead poolhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/05/dead-pool/
Death Valley Dayshttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/21/the-map-is-not-the-territory/
Debthttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/09/debt/
deer showershttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/05/deer-showers/
DEFEAT INTO VICTORYhttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/11/defeat-into-victory/
Deltahttps://stevehely.com/2019/06/16/delta/
Democracy playthinghttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/19/9383/
Denis Johnson, Walt Whitmanhttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/29/denis-johnson-walt-whitman/
Denmarkhttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/07/denmark/
Derbyshire peakshttps://stevehely.com/2023/04/15/derbyshire-peaks/
Desertinghttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/02/deserting/
DFW thought to the [unhealthy?] limithttps://stevehely.com/2012/02/20/dfw-thinking-to-the-unhealthy-limit-as-usual/
Dianne Feinsteinhttps://stevehely.com/2014/05/28/diane-feinstein/
Diary Of An Oxygen Thief by Anonymoushttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/17/diary-of-an-oxygen-thief-by-anonymous/
Dick Cheney Road Triphttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/15/dick-cheney-road-trip/
Dick Wolfhttps://stevehely.com/2012/06/26/dick-wolf/
Dictionary of National Biographyhttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/27/dictionary-of-national-biography/
Did Jesus have a brother?https://stevehely.com/2018/06/17/did-jesus-have-a-brother/
Did not knowhttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/26/did-not-know/
Did not know this other definitionhttps://stevehely.com/2015/11/11/did-not-know-this-other-definition/
Did not love this vibehttps://stevehely.com/2025/01/13/did-not-love-this-vibe/
Did sugar ruin us?https://stevehely.com/2022/01/26/did-sugar-ruin-us/
Didion on Hollywood/gamblinghttps://stevehely.com/2021/12/27/didion-on-hollywood-gambling/
Didion on Reagan’s dayhttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/09/didion-on-reagans-day/
Difficult Menhttps://stevehely.com/2013/08/02/difficult-men/
Dinéhttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/13/dene/
Diplomacyhttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/18/diplomacy/
Dirty trick by Carousel Bookshttps://stevehely.com/2020/05/27/dirty-trick-by-carousel-books/
Dispatch from Down Underhttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/07/dispatch-from-down-under/
Dispatch from Nairobihttps://stevehely.com/2019/09/18/dispatch-from-nairobi/
Distant view of the lost city of Qattarahttps://stevehely.com/2019/11/10/distant-view-of-the-lost-city-of-qattara/
Djangohttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/05/django/
Djokovichttps://stevehely.com/2013/08/29/djokovic/
Do ASRM people like Shelby Foote?https://stevehely.com/2018/05/12/do-asrm-people-like-shelby-foote/
Documentary tracking these women over the next fifty yearshttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/22/documentary-tracking-these-women-over-the-next-fifty-years/
Dodge City Kansashttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/26/dodge-city-kansas/
Does anybody else get this ad?https://stevehely.com/2020/04/07/does-anybody-else-get-this-ad/
Doesn’t this look like Garry Shandling?https://stevehely.com/2013/07/08/doesnt-this-look-like-garry-shandling/
Don’t be a Sørenhttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/15/dont-be-a-soren/
Don’t forget that the ocean is full of monstershttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/07/dont-forget-that-the-ocean-is-full-of-monsters/
Donna Douglas Dieshttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/03/donna-douglas-dies/
Dorothea Langehttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/29/dorothea-lange/
Down with the brioche bun!https://stevehely.com/2021/11/21/down-with-the-brioche-bun/
Dreaming The Beatles / The Love You Makehttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/20/dreaming-the-beatles-the-love-you-make/
Dreamtime and Dreaminghttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/04/dreamtime-and-dreaming/
Dried up cactus and desert plant detritus that looks like alien sporeshttps://stevehely.com/2019/07/24/dried-up-cactus-and-desert-plant-detritus-that-looks-like-alien-spores/
Drooghttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/06/droog/
Drop the mic!https://stevehely.com/2018/02/02/drop-the-mic/
Drop the Trophttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/10/drop-the-trop/
Drudgehttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/23/drudge/
Dry Head and Bloody Boneshttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/31/dry-head-and-bloody-bones/
Dublin Dr. Pepperhttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/25/dublin-dr-pepper/
Dumb and Dumber and Bill Clintonhttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/11/dumb-and-dumber-and-bill-clinton/
Dunehttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/11/dune/
Dustin Van Wechel, “Headstrong”https://stevehely.com/2014/01/23/dustin-van-wechel-headstrong/
E in Phttps://stevehely.com/2020/11/17/e-in-p/
E. B. White in the Paris Reviewhttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/26/e-b-white-in-the-paris-review/
E. L. Doctorowhttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/22/e-l-doctorow/
Earl Sweatshirthttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/19/earl-sweatshirt/
Early Treatment of Psychiatric Disordershttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/18/early-treatment-of-psychiatric-disorders/
Earthquake?https://stevehely.com/2020/06/03/earthquake/
East Coast Greenwayhttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/20/east-coast-greenway/
Eckersleyhttps://stevehely.com/2024/01/07/eckersley/
ECLIPSE SAFETY UPDATEhttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/06/eclipse-safety-update/
economics of literaturehttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/13/economics-of-literature/
Economist Digest, May 23, 2020https://stevehely.com/2020/05/28/economist-digest-may-23-2020/
Ed Harris in Westworld, Ed Harris in Walkerhttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/05/ed-harris-in-westworld-ed-harris-in-walker/
Ed Ruscha at LACMAhttps://stevehely.com/2024/07/10/ed-ruscha-at-lacma/
Edelman learns Super Bowl has endedhttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/08/edelman-learns-super-bowl-has-ended/
Edge casehttps://stevehely.com/2025/01/11/edge-case/
Effectivenesshttps://stevehely.com/2013/07/17/effectiveness/
Eisenhower appears in a dreamhttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/23/eisenhower-appears-in-a-dream/
Election Dayhttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/08/election-day/
Eleven pages a weekhttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/24/eleven-pages-a-week/
Eleven Tweetshttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/21/eleven-tweets-2/
Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas, and The Pow Wow Chow Cookbookhttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/14/elizabeth-warren-pocahontas-and-the-pow-wow-chow-cookbook/
Ellen Pagehttps://stevehely.com/2014/02/15/ellen-page/
Emolumenthttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/17/emolument/
Empire States of Mindhttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/15/empire-states-of-mind/
Empty Bucket Landhttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/13/empty-bucket-land/
Encounters With The Great Dogs Of Historyhttps://stevehely.com/2013/06/24/encounters-with-the-great-dogs-of-history/
Endorheichttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/22/endorheic/
England forever!https://stevehely.com/2016/04/16/england-forever/
Enjoyable.https://stevehely.com/2016/11/16/enjoyable/
Entrepreneurs in Italyhttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/16/entrepreneurs-in-italy/
Etymologyhttps://stevehely.com/2014/03/19/etymology/
Eulogy for Madibahttps://stevehely.com/2013/12/07/eulogy-for-madiba/
Europe relative to USAhttps://stevehely.com/2021/11/20/europe-relative-to-usa/
Eutychushttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/31/eutychus/
Evacuation Dayhttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/17/evacuation-day/
Everly Brothershttps://stevehely.com/2014/01/04/everly-brothers/
Everybody do your LSD* todayhttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/22/everybody-do-your-lsd-today/
Everyday life in the Holy Roman Empirehttps://stevehely.com/2024/07/27/everyday-life-in-the-holy-roman-empire/
Everything is something.https://stevehely.com/2013/11/06/fort-davis-to-balmorhea/
Existential problemhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/19/existential-problem/
Experience vs. Incompetencehttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/26/experience-vs-incompetence/
Experimental filmhttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/20/experimental-film/
F Minushttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/08/f-minus/
Facewashhttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/24/facewash/
Fairfax and Melrose, 1922https://stevehely.com/2025/11/18/fairfax-and-melrose-1922/
Fairy Forthttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/23/fairy-fort/
Faithless electorshttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/16/faithless-electors/
Falahttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/18/fala/
Falklands anniversaryhttps://stevehely.com/2022/05/08/falklands-anniversary/
Fantastic Manhttps://stevehely.com/2013/12/02/fantastic-man/
Farminghttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/25/farming/
Fascinated by: Ray Daliohttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/10/fascinated-by-ray-dalio/
Fashion Influencehttps://stevehely.com/2012/06/29/fashion-influence/
fast and decisive adjustmentshttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/12/fast-and-decisive-adjustments/
Fault Funhttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/20/fault-fun/
FDRhttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/05/fdr/
Fearhttps://stevehely.com/2012/02/17/fear/
Feejee mermaidhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/16/feejee-mermaid/
Feels like a fake namehttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/03/feels-like-a-fake-name/
Feufollet – Au Fond du Lachttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/21/feufollet-au-fond-du-lac/
Few have ever venturedhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/03/few-have-ever-ventured/
Fight scene on last night’s Game Of Thrones*https://stevehely.com/2014/06/02/fight-scene-on-last-nights-game-of-thrones/
Finally, some good newshttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/06/finally-some-good-news/
Finding water on the plainshttps://stevehely.com/2025/02/08/finding-water-on-the-plains/
fine use for a Herend dishhttps://stevehely.com/2023/10/15/fine-use-for-a-herend-dish/
Finis Mitchellhttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/23/finis-mitchell/
Finish draftshttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/24/finish-drafts/
Fire as visual entertainmenthttps://stevehely.com/2020/02/19/fire-as-visual-entertainment/
Fire In The Lakehttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/02/fire-in-the-lake/
First look at Common Side Effectshttps://stevehely.com/2024/07/27/first-look-at-common-side-effects/
First Space Jumphttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/18/first-space-jump/
Fish Teahttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/04/fish-tea/
Fist Cityhttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/16/fist-city/
Fitful sleep on the moonhttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/13/fitful-sleep-on-the-moon/
Five questions about Westworldhttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/17/four-questions-about-westworld/
Flinders Petriehttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/15/flinders-petrie/
Flying carshttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/28/flying-cars/
Fohttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/24/fo/
Foodhttps://stevehely.com/2015/05/13/food/
Food scene in Honoluluhttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/19/food-scene-in-honolulu/
Food scene in Papeete, Tahitihttps://stevehely.com/2019/06/08/food-scene-in-papeete-tahiti/
For your considerationhttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/24/for-your-consideration/
Forest roadshttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/11/forest-roads/
Forty year old men in movieshttps://stevehely.com/2020/08/02/forty-year-old-men-in-movies/
Foundhttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/14/found/
Founding Documentshttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/16/founding-documents/
Four Bits About Trumphttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/06/four-bits-about-trump/
Four Views of Yosemitehttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/09/four-views-of-yosemite/
fragments from the Bill Clinton oral history at the Miller Centerhttps://stevehely.com/2023/08/20/fragments-from-the-bill-clinton-oral-history-at-the-miller-center/
Frank Gehry, William Pereira and SoCal architecturehttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/18/gehry-and-socal-architecture/
Fred Trumphttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/17/fred-trump/
Free but get a tickethttp://lfla.org/event/the-idiot-a-novel/
Free sampleshttps://stevehely.com/2023/05/22/free-samples/
Friday Inspiration!https://stevehely.com/2014/08/29/friday-inspiration/
Friendshttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/16/friends/
From my cuz.https://stevehely.com/2012/08/23/via-my-cuz/
from Onion AV interview with Mel Brookshttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/20/from-onion-av-interview-with-mel-brooks/
from Seinfeld’s Reddit AMAhttps://stevehely.com/2014/01/06/from-seinfelds-reddit-ama/
from the Life Magazine set of photos entitled “A Squirrel’s Guide To Fashion”https://stevehely.com/2012/07/27/from-the-life-magazine-set-of-photos-entitled-a-squirrels-guide-to-fashion/
from the Paris Review interview with J. P. Donleavyhttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/09/from-the-paris-review-interview-with-j-p-donleavy/
from the tailingshttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/23/from-the-tailings/
funny charthttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/29/funny-chart/
funny descriptionhttps://stevehely.com/2021/06/10/funny-description/
funny way to summarize the plot of Wind-Up Bird Chroniclehttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/27/funny-way-to-summarize-the-plot-of-wind-up-bird-chronicle/
Further Investigations into New Zealand politicshttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/21/further-investigations-into-new-zealand-politics/
Gabohttps://stevehely.com/2014/04/21/gabo/
Gameshttps://stevehely.com/2021/09/15/games/
Garbage Platehttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/29/garbage-plate/
Gatshttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/04/gats/
Gauguinhttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/27/gauguin/
Gay Hobo Slanghttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/27/gay-hobo-slang/
Gem from Last Chance U coachhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/27/gem-from-last-chance-u-coach/
Geneva Conventions (Swiss History Part Seven)https://stevehely.com/2024/06/09/geneva-conventions-swiss-history-part-seven/
Genius of the systemhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/15/genius-of-the-system/
George Bellowshttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/14/george-bellows/
George HW Bushhttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/05/george-hw-bush/
George McGovernhttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/23/george-mcgovern/
George P.A. Healy (G.P.A. Healy)https://stevehely.com/2020/06/10/george-p-a-healy-g-p-a-healy/
George Saundershttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/04/george-saunders/
Gertie The Dinosaur (1914)https://stevehely.com/2014/08/15/gertie-the-dinosaur-1914/
Getting caught up on the newshttps://stevehely.com/2014/04/09/getting-caught-up-on-the-news/
Getting teased by FDR and Stalinhttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/23/getting-teased-by-fdr-and-stalin/
Ghost of a Taco Bellhttps://stevehely.com/2022/05/27/ghost-of-a-taco-bell/
Ginevra de’ Bencihttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/30/ginevra-de-benci/
Gingham Stylehttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/25/gingham-style/
Gizmodo interviewhttps://stevehely.com/2025/01/25/gizmodo-interview/
Glamourhttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/29/glamour/
Glimpses of Abraham Lincoln: awaiting election results with Charles Danahttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/03/glimpses-of-abraham-lincoln-awaiting-election-results-with-charles-dana/
Glimpses of Robert F. Kennedy (Senior)https://stevehely.com/2024/08/25/glimpses-of-robert-f-kennedy-sr/
Go Insidehttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/01/orb/
God Save Texas by Lawrence Wrighthttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/18/god-save-texas-by-lawrence-wright/
goddamn lunatichttps://stevehely.com/2023/12/02/goddamn-lunatic/
Gods of the Modern World and the Cartoon History Of The Universehttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/24/gods-of-the-modern-world-and-the-cartoon-history-of-the-universe/
Good foodhttps://stevehely.com/2019/07/13/good-food/
Good Fridayhttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/10/good-friday/
Good illustration.https://stevehely.com/2014/03/01/good-illustration/
Good line from the movie “His Girl Friday”https://stevehely.com/2014/06/24/good-line-from-the-movie-his-girl-friday/
Good map of Francehttps://stevehely.com/2025/07/12/good-map-of-france/
Good Mistress Name I Readhttps://stevehely.com/2012/02/15/good-mistress-name-i-read/
Good new term I learnedhttps://stevehely.com/2012/02/09/good-new-term-i-learned/
Good one from cuzhttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/22/good-one-from-cuz/
Good one from The Atlantic’s tribute to Neil Armstronghttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/27/good-one-from-the-atlantics-tribute-to-neil-armstrong/
Good picturehttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/08/good-picture/
good poemhttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/05/good-poem/
Good Presshttps://stevehely.com/2025/06/18/good-press/
Good Story About Louis CKhttps://stevehely.com/2013/04/10/good-story-about-louis-ck/
Good story about mathematician Richard Hamminghttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/02/good-story-about-mathematician-richard-hamming/
Good story from Robert Lowellhttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/20/good-story-from-robert-lowell/
Good things about True Detectivehttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/10/good-things-about-true-detective/
good Tom Wolfe quotehttps://stevehely.com/2025/03/12/good-tom-wolfe-quote/
Google satellite views of California landscapeshttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/11/google-satellite-views-of-california-landscapes/
Göpeti Tepli, Askili Höyük, and Chaco Canyonhttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/15/gopeti-tepli-askili-hoyuk-and-chaco/
Gordon Grangerhttps://stevehely.com/2023/06/24/gordon-granger/
Granger seen anewhttps://stevehely.com/2025/06/18/granger-seen-anew/
Granitehttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/04/granite/
Grant’s Memoirshttps://stevehely.com/2019/11/03/grants-memoirs/
Granville Redmondhttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/01/granville-redmond/
Grapes of Goofyhttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/17/grapes-of-goofy/
Gravehttps://stevehely.com/2022/10/06/grave/
Great Blasket Islandhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/27/great-blasket-island/
Great book, great namehttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/19/great-book-great-name/
Great coat of armshttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/03/great-coat-of-arms/
Great commenthttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/02/great-comment/
Great Debates Live — NYC — Behind the Sceneshttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/28/great-debates-live-nyc-behind-the-scenes/
Great headline sent by our Rhode Island officehttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/25/great-headline-sent-by-our-rhode-island-office/
Great lost works of arthttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/22/great-lost-works-of-art/
Groovy openinghttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/03/groovy-opening/
Guess how much Nestlé pays for the water in Arrowhead Waterhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/12/guess-how-much-nestle-pays-for-the-water-in-arrowhead-water/
Guides to New Orleanshttps://stevehely.com/2020/05/25/guides-to-new-orleans/
Guitaristhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/17/guitarist/
Gun Stockshttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/03/gun-stocks/
Guns on the Western Waters, H. Allen Gosnellhttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/06/guns-on-the-western-waters-h-allen-gosnell/
guy walks into a psychiatrist’s officehttps://stevehely.com/2021/09/13/guy-walks-into-a-psychiatrists-office/
h/t my colleague Emiliahttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/20/h-t-my-colleague-emilia/
Hadithhttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/12/hadith/
Hadn’t heard about thishttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/04/hadnt-heard-about-this/
Hallucinogens and Shamanism (1973)https://stevehely.com/2018/03/12/hallucinogens-and-shamanism-1973/
Hamatsa emerging from the woods – Koskimohttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/23/hamatsa-emerging-from-the-woods-koskimo/
Hamburgershttps://stevehely.com/2012/06/26/hamburgers/
Hanagami Danjo fights a giant salamanderhttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/25/hanagami-danjo-fights-a-giant-salamander/
Handsome Devilhttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/06/handsome-devil/
Hang Yourself Brave Crillonhttps://stevehely.com/2025/07/14/hang-yourself-brave-crillon/
Hank the Cat gets ithttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/29/hank-the-cat-gets-it/
Hans Bethehttps://stevehely.com/2023/07/20/hans-bethe/
Happy belated Bloomsday, ya’llhttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/17/happy-belated-bloomsday-yall/
Happy birthday Americahttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/04/happy-birthday-america/
Happy Fourth, everybodyhttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/04/happy-fourth/
Happy Votershttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/06/happy-voters/
Harold Macmillan, Prime Minister of the UK from 1957-1963https://stevehely.com/2013/04/30/harold-macmillan-prime-minister-of-the-uk-from-1957-1963/
Harrison Ford on Jimmy Buffetthttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/12/harrison-ford-on-jimmy-buffett/
Harrowinghttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/06/harrowing/
Harshhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/14/harsh/
Have you heard of this man?https://stevehely.com/2021/02/11/have-you-heard-of-this-man/
He or she goes up the next day in another planehttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/12/2845/
He’s like an old doughnut sellerhttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/16/hes-like-an-old-donut-seller/
Headlines and stockshttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/29/headlines-and-stocks/
Headshot of an opera star I discovered on an Internet ramble which will now haunt my dreams.https://stevehely.com/2012/09/03/headshot-of-an-opera-star-i-discovered-on-an-internet-ramble-which-will-now-haunt-my-dreams/
Healyhttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/25/healy/
Heartlessnesshttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/14/heartlessness/
Hearts & Mindshttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/19/hearts-minds/
Helena, Arkansashttps://stevehely.com/2022/10/16/helena-arkansas/
Hello on the Steps of Friendly Greetingshttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/19/hello-on-the-steps-of-friendly-greetings/
Hely’s Gravehttps://stevehely.com/2025/03/22/helys-grave/
Helytimes Classic: D*-Dayhttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/06/helytimes-classic-d-day/
Helytimes Mailbaghttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/25/helytimes-mailbag/
Helytimes Prize for Sandwich Journalismhttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/09/helytimes-prize-for-sandwich-journalism/
Helytimes Top Ten Albums Of 2015https://stevehely.com/2015/12/16/helytimes-top-ten-albums-of-2015/
Hemingwayhttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/11/hemingway/
Hemingway at the trackhttps://stevehely.com/2021/10/15/hemingway-at-the-track/
Hemingway Writing Advicehttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/13/hemingway-writing-advice/
Hemingway, Men At Warhttps://stevehely.com/2023/06/25/hemingway-men-at-war/
Henry Adams on Harvard in 1800https://stevehely.com/2025/10/23/henry-adams-on-harvard-in-1800/
Henry IV, Part One (and Richard II)https://stevehely.com/2018/05/28/henry-iv-part-one-and-richard-ii/
Herb Caen’s San Franciscohttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/08/herb-caens-san-francisco/
Herb Keeperhttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/15/herb-keeper/
Herdshttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/04/herds/
here’s to pretzelshttp://bookbinderlocal455.com/blog/2015/04/15/heres-to-pretzels/
Hidden Springs of Crazy Horse-ianahttps://stevehely.com/2018/10/07/crazy-horse-and-hidden-springs-of-custeriana/
Hieronymus Boschhttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/25/hieronymus-bosch/
Highlights for Childrenhttps://stevehely.com/2019/03/26/highlights-for-children/
Highlights from Warren Buffett’s 2018 letterhttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/24/highlights-from-warren-buffetts-2018-letter/
Hildegard von Bingen receives a vision and dictates it to the monk Volmarhttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/19/hildegard-von-bingen-receives-a-vision-and-dictates-it-to-the-monk-volmar/
Hills around the Bay of Moulin Huet, Guernsey (Renoir, 1883)https://stevehely.com/2012/05/09/hills-around-the-bay-of-moulin-huet-guernsey-renoir-1883/
Himalayan Marmothttps://stevehely.com/2014/01/27/himalayan-marmot/
His big white belly was moving up and downhttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/05/good-start-to-a-book/
His sporting blood turned to horsepisshttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/07/his-sporting-blood-turned-to-horsepiss/
His Very Best: Jimmy Carter, A Life by Jonathan Alterhttps://stevehely.com/2024/12/31/his-very-best/
History As Emergencyhttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/26/history-as-emergency/
History explainedhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/13/history-explained/
History is crazyhttps://stevehely.com/2013/08/28/history-is-crazy/
History of theaterhttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/02/history-of-theater/
History: rhyming or nah?https://stevehely.com/2024/06/05/history-rhyming-or-nah/
HMS Bountyhttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/31/hms-bounty/
Hoax job at Folkways?https://stevehely.com/2015/09/24/hoax-job-at-folkways/
Hoedownhttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/18/hoedown/
Hold your breathhttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/07/hold-your-breath/
Holehttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/11/hole/
Holiday Gift Guidehttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/23/holiday-gift-guide/
Hollywood: A Very Short Introductionhttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/16/hollywood-a-very-short-introduction/
Hollywood: The Dream Factoryhttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/30/hollywood-the-dream-factory/
Holy fucking shit (?)https://stevehely.com/2014/11/26/holy-fucking-shit/
Holy shit!https://stevehely.com/2014/01/13/holy-shit/
Hoover Boyshttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/01/hoover-boys/
Hot Cross Bunshttps://stevehely.com/2014/11/20/hot-cross-buns/
Houellebecqhttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/22/houellebecq/
House on Hely Roadhttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/30/house-on-hely-road/
Hovenweephttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/28/hovenweep/
how . . . ‘flexible’?https://stevehely.com/2020/05/06/how-flexible/
How big are places compared to other places?https://stevehely.com/2016/09/09/how-big-are-places-compared-to-other-places/
How big are the UK and Ireland compared to California?https://stevehely.com/2017/08/07/how-big-are-england-and-ireland-compared-to-california/
How big is Iran compared to the United States?https://stevehely.com/2025/06/18/how-big-is-iran-compared-to-the-united-states/
How big is Switzerland compared to California?https://stevehely.com/2024/05/13/how-big-is-switzerland-compared-to-california/
How big is the universe?https://stevehely.com/2015/01/07/how-big-is-our-solar-system-the-milky-way-and-the-universe/
How big was Mexico City in 1519?https://stevehely.com/2015/04/05/how-big-was-mexico-city-in-1519/
How far could you get from LA using public transportation networks?https://stevehely.com/2019/04/11/how-far-could-you-get-from-la-using-public-transportation/
How is this a house?https://stevehely.com/2022/06/30/how-is-this-a-house/
How many kangaroos do you think live in Australia?https://stevehely.com/2018/03/22/how-many-kangaroos-do-you-think-live-in-australia/
How much do Americans care about military experience in their politicians?https://stevehely.com/2017/08/01/how-much-do-americans-care-about-military-experience-in-their-politicians/
How much do you think this shitty painting by JFK sold for?https://stevehely.com/2017/12/04/how-much-do-you-think-this-shitty-painting-by-jfk-sold-for/
How much imagination do cats have?https://stevehely.com/2016/08/15/cat-science/
How much would you pay for this painting?https://stevehely.com/2019/06/27/how-much-would-you-pay-for-this-painting/
How much would you pay for this painting?https://stevehely.com/2021/05/12/how-much-would-you-pay-for-this-painting-2/
How Quentin Tarantino got into Hollywoodhttps://stevehely.com/2021/07/21/how-quentin-tarantino-got-into-hollywood/
how tall is…https://stevehely.com/2019/08/25/how-tall-is/
How the Chevalier de Méré met Blaise Pascalhttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/21/how-the-chevalier-de-mere-met-blaise-pascal/
How The World Really Works and Natural Gashttps://stevehely.com/2023/02/19/how-the-world-really-works-and-natural-gas/
How To Be Rich by J. Paul Gettyhttps://stevehely.com/2022/04/21/how-to-be-rich-by-j-paul-getty/
How to get through a meeting (Faulkner’s version)https://stevehely.com/2022/07/08/how-to-get-through-a-meeting-faulkners-version/
How to interpret this unsettling trend?https://stevehely.com/2016/07/11/how-to-interpret-this-unsettling-trend/
How to pronounce Broadhttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/25/how-to-pronounce-it/
How to read a Racing Form // Belmont Stakes value pickshttps://stevehely.com/2020/06/20/how-to-read-a-racing-form-and-belmont-stakes-value-picks/
How to skate a 10khttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/18/how-to-skate-a-10k/
How to talk to children?https://stevehely.com/2012/05/17/how-to-talk-to-children/
How to tell Bruce Springsteen bad newshttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/21/how-to-tell-bruce-springsteen-bad-news/
How Will You Measure Your Life?https://stevehely.com/2020/01/27/how-will-you-measure-your-life/
Hubbardhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/24/hubbard/
Huellhttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/25/huell/
Huell can’t take ithttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/09/huell-cant-take-it/
humorous charthttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/27/humorous-chart/
Hundred in the Handhttps://stevehely.com/2023/07/22/hundred-in-the-hand/
Hunters In The Snowhttps://stevehely.com/2018/03/16/hunters-in-the-snow/
Hurray for Bookstores!https://stevehely.com/2016/03/23/hurray-for-bookstores/
Hurricane, Bahamas (1898)https://stevehely.com/2012/10/15/hurricane-bahamas-1898/
Husbands and wiveshttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/29/husbands-and-wives/
Hydrogen bomb photoshttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/13/hydrogen-bomb-photos/
I Am Alive and You Are Deadhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/17/i-am-alive-and-you-are-dead/
I am in a gamehttps://stevehely.com/2022/04/18/i-am-in-a-game/
I can picture it.https://stevehely.com/2013/10/25/i-can-picture-it/
I CAN’T!https://stevehely.com/2016/03/03/i-cant/
I Cover The Waterfronthttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/10/i-cover-the-waterfront/
I did not knowhttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/11/i-did-not-know/
I don’t think this is a good name.https://stevehely.com/2014/01/15/i-dont-think-this-is-a-good-name/
I doubt it but I’d like to meet himhttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/30/i-doubt-it-but-id-like-to-meet-him/
I found the world’s most boring website.https://stevehely.com/2013/10/09/i-found-the-worlds-most-boring-website/
I found this fellow in an old issue of Life magazinehttps://stevehely.com/2013/06/27/i-found-this-fellow-in-an-old-issue-of-life-magazine/
I have a pretty good bit of standup comedy worked up that depends…https://stevehely.com/2013/07/11/i-have-a-pretty-good-bit-of-standup-comedy-worked-up-that-depends/
I killed a bee with this egregious New Yorkerhttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/30/i-killed-a-bee-with-this-egregious-new-yorker/
I saw my own future!https://stevehely.com/2012/08/22/i-saw-my-own-future/
I should’ve knownhttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/28/i-shouldve-known/
I would like to play a villain in a Nigerian film.https://stevehely.com/2012/02/24/i-would-like-to-play-a-villain-in-a-nigerian-film/
I’ll get right on that!https://stevehely.com/2014/10/03/ill-get-right-on-that/
I’m all right on that onehttps://stevehely.com/2023/05/11/im-all-right-on-that-one/
I’m no expert on our 21st Presidenthttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/14/im-no-expert-on-our-21st-president/
I’m talking about live the life.https://stevehely.com/2018/07/27/im-talking-about-live-the-life/
Ian Burumahttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/20/ian-buruma/
If anyone has Bergson’s On Laugher in the original French…https://stevehely.com/2021/10/05/if-anyone-has-bergsons-on-laugher-in-the-original-french/
if I ever have to direct a movie of one of Cormac McCarthy’s bookshttps://stevehely.com/2021/09/19/if-i-ever-have-to-direct-a-movie-of-one-of-cormac-mccarthys-books/
If you are jonesin’ for Game Of Throneshttps://stevehely.com/2015/03/26/if-you-are-jonesin-for-game-of-thrones/
Iko Iko and Mobilian Jargonhttps://stevehely.com/2019/06/19/iko-iko-and-mobilian-jargon/
Imaginehttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/03/imagine/
Imagine you’re exploring around the Pacific Northwest in 1800https://stevehely.com/2013/07/10/imagine-youre-exploring-around-the-pacific-northwest-in-1800/
Immeasurablehttps://stevehely.com/2018/03/24/immeasurable/
Imperial immediacyhttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/28/imperial-immediacy/
Impressedhttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/24/impressed/
Impressive thing about Manchester By The Seahttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/09/impressive-thing-about-manchester-by-the-sea/
In A Narrow Gravehttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/28/in-a-narrow-grave/
in good newshttps://stevehely.com/2023/10/08/in-good-news/
in my Quora digesthttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/08/in-my-quora-digest/
In The New York Times, there is a casual distance between story and truthhttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/23/in-the-new-york-times-there-is-a-casual-connection-between-story-and-truth/
In your eye, cop!https://stevehely.com/2017/09/15/in-your-eye-cop/
Insane?https://stevehely.com/2017/12/11/insane/
Inside a ZOOMhttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/25/inside-a-zoom/
Inside Hollywoodhttps://stevehely.com/2014/02/03/inside-hollywood/
Inside the La Croix wars: FIZZ vs Glaucus Researchhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/30/inside-the-la-croix-wars-fizz-vs-glaucus-research/
Insighthttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/08/insight/
Interaction Ritual Chainshttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/05/interaction-ritual-chains/
Interested by this developing storyhttps://stevehely.com/2020/11/19/interested-by-this-developing-story/
Interesting rumorhttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/20/interesting-rumor/
Interesting take on the Reddit / GameStop businesshttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/04/interesting-take-on-the-reddit-gamestop-business/
Interview: John Levensteinhttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/22/interview-john-levenstein/
Into the aesthetichttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/19/into-the-aesthetic/
Intrigued by what was on TV in 1940https://stevehely.com/2020/10/20/intrigued-by-what-was-on-tv-in-1940/
Ireland should take in two million refugeeshttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/09/ireland-should-take-in-two-million-refugees/
Irish Abortionhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/23/irish-abortion/
Irish language in Montserrathttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/07/irish-language-in-montserrat/
Is E. M. Forster “wrong”? (or, maybe, are our meanings different than his?)https://stevehely.com/2018/07/24/is-e-m-forster-wrong/
Is it a crime if no one stops you?https://stevehely.com/2019/10/15/is-it-a-crime-if-no-one-stops-you/
Is it interesting?https://stevehely.com/2017/11/13/is-it-interesting/
Is it ok to have this calendar up in my office?https://stevehely.com/2017/11/20/is-it-ok-to-have-this-calendar-up-in-my-office/
Is it OK to love Serial?https://stevehely.com/2014/11/20/is-it-ok-to-love-serial/
Is the UK turning American?https://stevehely.com/2023/07/29/is-the-uk-turning-american/
Is there a better title and cover?https://stevehely.com/2022/11/05/is-there-a-better-title-and-cover/
is this a good photo?https://stevehely.com/2019/07/18/is-this-a-good-photo/
Is this a survey or the chant of a cult?https://stevehely.com/2016/06/17/is-this-a-survey-or-the-chant-of-a-cult/
Is this interesting: The Usual Suspectshttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/05/is-this-interesting-the-usual-suspects/
Isambard Kingdom Brunelhttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/24/isambard-kingdom-brunel/
Ishiguro meets the Queen Motherhttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/05/ishiguro-meets-the-queen-mother/
Island Fightinghttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/18/island-fighting/
Islands In The Stream, (Hemingway, 1970) x Islands In The Stream, (B. Gibb, M. Gibb, R. Gibb, 1983)https://stevehely.com/2025/06/21/islands-in-the-stream-hemingway-1970-x-islands-in-the-stream-b-gibb-m-gibb-r-gibb-1983/
It’s almost like a powderhttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/14/its-almost-like-a-powder/
JAB Holdingshttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/08/jab-holdings/
JAB IIIhttps://stevehely.com/2023/06/04/jab-iii/
Jack Yeats, Olympic Silver Medalisthttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/01/jack-yeats-olympic-silver-medalist/
jackasses like Dykstrahttps://stevehely.com/2024/01/19/jackasses-like-dykstra/
Jackie smoking pregnanthttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/17/jackie-smoking-pregnant/
James Carvillehttps://stevehely.com/2023/08/13/james-carville/
James Joyce: hot or not?https://stevehely.com/2015/03/15/james-joyce-hot-or-not/
Jamsetjee Jejeebhoy, by George Chinneryhttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/06/jamsetjee-jejeebhoy-by-george-chinnery/
Jan Van Eyckhttps://stevehely.com/2019/07/30/jan-van-eyck/
Janet Yellen: Philatelisthttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/10/janet-yellen-philatelist/
Jedediah Smith Lunchhttps://stevehely.com/2025/05/31/jedediah-smith-lunch/
Jeff Bezos citing Warren Buffetthttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/15/jeff-bezos-citing-warren-buffett/
Jeremy Corbynhttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/25/jeremy-corbyn/
Jerry The Doghttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/15/jerry-the-dog/
jet trucks for incineratinghttps://stevehely.com/2023/12/10/jet-trucks-for-incinerating/
Jim Harrisonhttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/28/jim-harrison/
Jim Simonshttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/11/jim-simons/
Jimmy Carter and Bob Dylanhttps://stevehely.com/2024/12/08/jimmy-carter-and-bob-dylan/
Jimmy Carter reconsideredhttps://stevehely.com/2025/01/06/jimmy-carter-reconsidered/
Jo In Wyominghttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/19/2862/
Jo Morahttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/19/jo-mora/
Jobshttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/08/jobs/
Joe Biden on Meet The Presshttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/01/joe-biden-on-meet-the-press/
John Ashberryhttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/07/john-ashberry/
John le Carréhttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/21/john-le-carre/
John Maddenhttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/03/john-madden/
John Majorhttps://stevehely.com/2019/12/13/john-major/
John Malonehttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/16/john-malone/
John Steinbeck on San Franciscohttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/23/john-steinbeck-on-san-francisco/
John Waynehttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/20/john-wayne/
Johnnyhttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/31/johnny/
Joke about Boston, from Van Wyck Brookshttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/30/joke-about-boston-from-van-wyck-brooks/
Joshua Tree from the airhttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/15/joshua-tree-from-the-air/
Joshua Tree National Park has exploded in popularity: why?https://stevehely.com/2019/10/11/joshua-tree-national-park-has-exploded-in-popularity-why/
JTreehttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/12/jtree/
Juicy headlinehttps://stevehely.com/2025/02/23/juicy-headline/
Julie Londonhttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/07/julie-london/
July 2017https://stevehely.com/2018/06/30/july-2017/
June 25-26https://stevehely.com/2024/06/26/june-25-26/
June 6https://stevehely.com/2012/06/06/june-6/
Kansashttps://stevehely.com/2021/10/24/kansas/
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar talks to Tyler Cowenhttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/02/kareem-abdul-jabbar-talks-to-tyler-cowen/
Karl Ove Knausgaardhttps://stevehely.com/2014/03/05/karl-ove-knausgaard/
Kate Corbaley, Storytellerhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/29/kate-corbaley-storyteller/
KC Masterpiecehttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/16/kc-masterpiece/
Keep an eye out for this manhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/30/keep-an-eye-out-for-this-man/
Ken Burns Vietnamhttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/26/ken-burns-vietnam/
Kennedy Exaggerationhttps://stevehely.com/2013/11/21/kennedy-exaggeration/
Kent Taylor, Made From Scratchhttps://stevehely.com/2024/03/30/kent-taylor-made-from-scratch/
Kentucky Derbyhttps://stevehely.com/2021/05/01/kentucky-derby/
Kevin Starrhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/16/kevin-starr/
Key Takeaways from the Year of Businesshttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/02/notes-from-the-year-of-business/
Khipushttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/05/khipus/
Kissinger and Mao have a chathttps://stevehely.com/2023/12/01/kissinger-and-mao-having-a-chat/
Koalas and shirtfrontinghttps://stevehely.com/2014/11/16/the-shirtfront-scandal/
Kon-Tikihttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/29/kon-tiki/
Kudos to Lawry’shttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/03/kudos-to-lawrys/
Kuncho is alive!https://stevehely.com/2015/10/09/kuncho-is-alive/
Kunkushhttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/19/kunkush/
LA after rainhttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/06/la-after-rain/
Lady Xochttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/18/lady-xoc/
Laguna Beachhttps://stevehely.com/2022/05/27/laguna-beach/
Landscape with an Episode from the Conquest of America.https://stevehely.com/2022/01/21/landscape-with-an-episode-from-the-conquest-of-america/
Larry McMurtry, Walter Benjamin At The Dairy Queenhttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/16/larry-mcmurtry-walter-benjamin-at-the-dairy-queen/
Las Vegas, USAhttps://stevehely.com/2019/09/30/las-vegas-usa/
Last minute gift idea?https://stevehely.com/2016/12/17/last-minute-gift-idea/
Last stop on the Hemingway/Lillian Ross tour of the Methttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/21/last-stop-on-the-hemingwaylillian-ross-tour-of-the-met/
Last Train To Memphis: The Rise of Elvis Presley by Peter Guralnickhttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/31/last-train-to-memphis-the-rise-of-elvis-presley-by-peter-guralnick/
Last week’s Economist (highlights)https://stevehely.com/2020/10/31/last-weeks-economist-highlights/
Latitudes and attitudeshttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/08/latitudes-and-attitudes/
LATTJO alerthttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/03/lattjo-alert/
Layers of Christmas songshttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/12/layers-of-christmas-songs/
Layshttps://stevehely.com/2025/08/29/lays/
Le Bal des Ardentshttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/17/le-bal-des-ardents/
Leadership Shirthttps://stevehely.com/2013/08/12/leadership-shirt/
Lee Atwaterhttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/07/lee-atwater/
Legionhttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/26/does-the-marvel-universe-overlap-with-the-bible-universe/
Let him deny himselfhttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/16/let-him-deny-himself/
Let me tell you some quick facts about William Jardinehttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/05/let-me-tell-you-some-facts-about-william-jardine/
Let this be the final word on slut-shaminghttps://stevehely.com/2014/01/03/let-this-be-the-final-word-on-slut-shaming/
Let us raise a standard to which the wise and the honest can repairhttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/28/let-us-raise-a-standard-to-which-the-wise-and-the-honest-can-repair/
Let’s clear the desktop screenshotshttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/28/lets-clear-the-desktop-screenshots/
Let’s get comfortablehttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/03/lets-get-comfortable/
Let’s Go Hiking!https://stevehely.com/2015/08/10/lets-go-hiking/
Let’s keep this simplehttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/12/lets-keep-this-simple/
Let’s sort out once and for all what Michelin stars meanhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/04/lets-sort-out-once-and-for-all-what-michelin-stars-mean/
letters, LRBhttps://stevehely.com/2024/07/18/letters-lrb/
Life is movinghttps://stevehely.com/2020/06/23/15306/
Lighthouse at Two Lights by Edward Hopper (1929)https://stevehely.com/2012/02/16/lighthouse-at-two-lights-by-edward-hopper-1929/
Like a Hockney paintinghttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/09/like-a-hockney-painting/
Like some…https://stevehely.com/2015/01/27/like-some/
Lincoln in New Orleans (featuring final answer on was Abraham Lincoln gay?)https://stevehely.com/2025/01/18/re-abraham-lincoln-gay/
Lincoln Mailbag!https://stevehely.com/2017/10/05/lincoln-mailbag/
Linda Siddick Napaltjinpa is the new Warlimpirrnga Tjapaltjarri?https://stevehely.com/2018/10/26/linda-siddick-napaltjinpa-is-the-new-warlimpirrnga-tjapaltjarri/
Lionel Prieshttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/09/lionel-pries/
Lionsgatehttps://stevehely.com/2019/05/10/lionsgate/
Lionsgate updatehttps://stevehely.com/2019/06/28/lionsgate-update/
Lippincott’s Pronouncing Gazeteer of the Worldhttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/25/lippincotts-pronouncing-gazeteer-of-the-world/
Literary Lifehttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/17/literary-life/
Little Orphan Anniehttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/19/little-orphan-annie/
Live Great Debates Tonighthttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/27/live-great-debates-tonight/
Living Room on the trackshttps://stevehely.com/2025/01/16/living-room-on-the-tracks/
Lizzie (2018)https://stevehely.com/2022/04/13/lizzie-2018/
Lizzohttps://stevehely.com/2019/12/07/lizzo/
Local origin of the AR-15 riflehttps://stevehely.com/2022/05/26/origin-of-the-ar-15-rifle/
Local Politicshttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/03/local-politics/
Logging Bunkhouse Interior, ca. 1895https://stevehely.com/2012/08/24/logging-bunkhouse-interior-ca-1895/
Lon Chaney’s Cabinhttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/29/lon-chaneys-cabin/
Lone Pinehttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/19/lone-pine/
lonelinesshttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/25/loneliness/
Lonely California sloughhttps://stevehely.com/2024/11/30/lonely-california-slough/
Look at this assholehttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/22/look-at-this-asshole/
Los Angeles is beautifulhttps://stevehely.com/2022/11/12/los-angeles-is-beautiful/
Los Angeles: The Ultimate Cityhttps://stevehely.com/2023/06/16/los-angeles-the-ultimate-city/
Los Danzantes of Monte Albanhttps://stevehely.com/2020/01/12/los-danzantes-of-monte-alban/
Losing The War by Lee Sandlinhttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/13/losing-the-war-by-lee-sandlin/
Lou Harrison’s Centennialhttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/08/lou-harrisons-centennial/
Love of The Last Tycoon by F. Scott Fitzgeraldhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/17/love-of-the-last-tycoon-by-f-scott-fitzgerald/
Loved this comparisonhttps://stevehely.com/2018/03/15/loved-this-comparison/
LRB on Roehttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/07/lrb-on-roe/
Luckiehttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/17/luckie/
Ludwig Wittgensteinhttps://stevehely.com/2021/09/21/ludwig-wittgenstein/
Luke Kelly’s Hairhttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/23/luke-kellys-hair/
Lying politicianshttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/12/lying-politicians/
Macadamia, macadam, tarmac, MacAdam, and McAdamhttps://stevehely.com/2025/09/23/macadamia-macadam-tarmac-macadam-and-mcadam/
Machiavellihttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/27/machiavelli/
Magnum, Everymanhttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/29/magnum-everyman/
Mailbaghttps://stevehely.com/2013/11/22/mailbag/
Mailbaghttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/01/the-sloth/
Maine and Texashttps://stevehely.com/2019/09/17/maine-and-texas/
Making a differencehttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/04/making-a-difference/
Mallory Kane is…https://stevehely.com/2012/02/17/mallory-kane-is/
many things on the internethttps://stevehely.com/2019/10/19/many-things-on-the-internet/
Marc Isambard Brunelhttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/25/marc-isambard-brunel/
March forthhttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/04/march-forth/
Marijuana and psychosishttps://stevehely.com/2019/03/26/marijuana-and-psychosis/
Marilyn Monroe’s best everhttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/18/marilyn-monroes-best-ever/
Marines vs ravenshttps://stevehely.com/2021/11/22/marines-vs-ravens/
Mark Five: Weirdhttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/21/mark-five-weird/
Mark Fourhttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/14/mark-four/
Mark Helprinhttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/07/mark-helprin/
Mark Onehttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/01/mark-one/
Mark Three: Secret Mark?https://stevehely.com/2017/12/10/mark-three-secret-mark/
Mark Twohttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/03/mark-two/
Market researchhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/10/market-research/
Martha’s Vineyard Sign Languagehttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/22/marthas-vineyard-sign-language/
Mary Anne Trumphttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/06/mary-anne-trump/
Mary Harthttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/28/mary-hart/
Massive insurance…https://stevehely.com/2012/11/29/massive-insurance/
Mattis interviewed by a high schoolerhttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/10/mattis-interviewed-by-a-high-schooler/
Maybe you guys both need to chill?https://stevehely.com/2014/11/12/maybe-you-guys-both-need-to-chill/
McCainhttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/21/mccain/
McConaughey Storyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/23/mcconaughey-story/
McKinleyhttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/31/mckinley/
McPeak vs Earthmanhttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/05/peak/
Meanwhile in Australiahttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/29/meanwhile-in-australia/
Meanwhile, in the Hi-Desert Starhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/06/meanwhile-in-the-hi-desert-star/
Meanwhile, out in the deserthttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/26/meanwhile-out-in-the-desert/
Meat – Plants – Stuffinghttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/25/meat-plants-stuffing/
Meat Mountain insurancehttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/26/meat-mountain-insurance/
Medusa, Caravaggio, 1597https://stevehely.com/2012/05/04/medusa-caravaggio-1597/
Meet Farkashttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/18/farkas/
Melfaxhttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/24/melfax/
Memphishttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/08/memphis/
Memphis/Atlantahttps://stevehely.com/2024/09/30/memphis-atlanta/
Menyosi the gluttonhttps://stevehely.com/2019/08/08/menyosi/
Merrick Garlandhttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/16/merrick-garland/
Merrick Garlandhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/28/merrick-garland-2/
Merry Christmashttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/25/merry-christmas/
Merry Christmashttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/24/merry-christmas-2/
messagehttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/05/message/
Messed up hoodie they’re selling in Germanyhttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/10/messed-up-hoodie-theyre-selling-in-germany/
Michael Herrhttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/24/death-of-michael-herr/
Michelle Wolf, Peter Schweitzer, and DC/media as pro wrestlinghttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/14/michelle-wolf-peter-schweitzer-and-dc-media-as-pro-wrestling/
Microsociologyhttps://stevehely.com/2016/07/12/microsociology/
might spend my Sunday like thishttps://stevehely.com/2021/04/25/might-spend-my-sunday-like-this/
Mike Judge on The Three Stoogeshttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/07/mike-judge-on-the-three-stooges/
Mile Marker Zero: The Moveable Feast of Key West by William McKeenhttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/24/mile-marker-zero-the-moveable-feast-of-key-west-by-william-mckeen/
Miles Davishttps://stevehely.com/2021/10/25/miles-davis/
Miles Franklinhttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/06/miles-franklin/
Mining Newshttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/26/mining-news/
Miracle Man by Bob Carpenterhttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/22/miracle-man-by-bob-carpenter/
Mishopshnowhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/03/mishopshnow/
Mission: Impossible: Fallouthttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/30/mission-impossible-fallout/
Mississippi Mound Trailhttps://stevehely.com/2018/04/01/mississippi-mound-trail/
MOAhttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/04/moa/
Mohave / Mojave peoplehttps://stevehely.com/2019/11/17/mohave-mojave-people/
MONDAY MARCH 20http://lfla.org/event/the-idiot-a-novel/
Monday March 20thhttp://lfla.org/event/the-idiot-a-novel/
Montecito: the little woodhttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/27/montecito-the-little-wood/
Monumentalhttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/17/monumental/
Moonhttps://stevehely.com/2015/10/13/moon/
Mora updatehttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/01/mora-update/
More C. W. Peale, and the Falkirk Wheelhttps://stevehely.com/2012/02/10/more-c-w-peale-and-the-falkirk-wheel/
More California Ballot Crankshttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/28/more-california-ballot-cranks/
More Celia Johnsonhttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/30/more-celia-johnson/
More Conversations with Walker Percyhttps://stevehely.com/2025/03/05/more-conversations-with-walker-percy/
More from amazing John Muirhttps://stevehely.com/2012/06/25/more-from-amazing-john-muir/
More from Grant’s Memoirshttps://stevehely.com/2019/11/16/more-from-grants-memoirs/
More investigation into New Zealand politicshttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/25/more-investigation-into-new-zealand-politics/
More Jack Delanohttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/02/more-jack-delano/
More Kubrickhttps://stevehely.com/2012/02/16/more-kubrick/
More McConaughey: Want To Be Herehttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/28/more-mcconaughey-want-to-be-here/
More Milchhttps://stevehely.com/2013/08/16/more-milch/
More nameless mastershttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/16/more-anonymous-masters/
More on Chikamatsuhttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/08/more-on-chikamatsu/
More on Francisco Francia’s Portrait of Federigo Gonzagahttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/17/more-on-francisco-francias-portrait-of-federigo-gonzaga/
More on sound in Nintendohttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/27/more-on-sound-in-nintendo/
More on sugar ruinationhttps://stevehely.com/2022/04/20/more-on-sugar-ruination/
More on the greatest generationhttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/07/more-on-the-greatest-generation/
More Robert Lowell, by popular requesthttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/21/more-robert-lowell/
More Rockwell Kenthttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/08/more-rockwell-kent/
More Sappho fragmentshttps://stevehely.com/2023/02/12/more-sappho-fragments/
Morgan Houselhttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/09/morgan-housel/
Morrissey / Noonanhttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/23/morrissey-noonan/
most boring job in the world?https://stevehely.com/2021/09/26/most-boring-job-in-the-world/
Motivationhttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/27/motivation/
Mountaineering movies on Netflix Instant, ranked.https://stevehely.com/2015/03/03/mountaineering-movies-on-netflix-instant-ranked/
Mournbraghttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/13/mournbrag/
Movie ideahttps://stevehely.com/2025/03/13/movie-idea/
Movie review found on Google Newshttps://stevehely.com/2012/06/24/movie-review-found-on-google-news/
Movie Reviews: The Favourite, Mary Queen of Scots, Schindler’s Listhttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/14/movie-reviews-the-favourite-mary-queen-of-scots-schindlers-list/
Movie Roundup!https://stevehely.com/2016/01/01/movie-roundup/
Movieland by Jerome Charynhttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/25/movieland-by-jerome-charyn/
Mrs. Schuyler Burning Her Wheat Fields On The Approach Of The British, 1852https://stevehely.com/2012/06/11/mrs-schuyler-burning-her-wheat-fields-on-the-approach-of-the-british-1852/
Munger and Lee Kuan Yew: Figure Out What Works and Do Ithttps://stevehely.com/2021/04/10/munger-and-lee-kuan-yew-figure-out-what-works-and-do-it/
Munger on grubstakehttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/03/munger-on-grubstake/
Munger speakshttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/15/munger-speaks/
Munger speaks, 2022https://stevehely.com/2022/02/20/munger-speaks-2022/
Murals of the Zimmerman library, University of New Mexicohttps://stevehely.com/2023/05/05/murals-of-the-zimmerman-library-university-of-new-mexico/
Musashihttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/22/musashi/
Musichttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/10/music/
music you and I don’t knowhttps://stevehely.com/2023/08/06/music-we-dont-know/
My heart laid barehttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/20/my-heart-laid-bare/
Mysterious Antiquities of Irelandhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/13/mysterious-antiquities-of-ireland/
Mysterious Noteshttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/17/mysterious-notes/
Mystery of the 27,574 muskets collected at Gettysburghttps://stevehely.com/2025/02/15/mystery-of-the-27574-muskets-collected-at-gettysburg/
Nantucket Shark Mysteryhttps://stevehely.com/2013/08/08/nantucket-shark-mystery/
Napoleon meets Metternichhttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/06/napoleon-meets-metternich/
Nassim Nicholas Talebhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/25/nassim-nicholas-taleb/
Nassim Nicholas Taleb on lionshttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/28/nassim-nicholas-taleb-on-lions/
Nazi Methhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/27/nazi-meth/
Near McKittrick, Californiahttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/05/near-mckittrick-california/
Nebraska: Springsteen and Starkweatherhttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/30/nebraska-springsteen-and-starkweather/
Need Want Dohttps://stevehely.com/2021/04/17/need-want-do/
Needleshttps://stevehely.com/2021/07/25/needles/
Nestlehttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/19/nestle/
Never listened to a corporate earnings callhttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/30/never-listened-to-a-corporate-earnings-call/
Nevishttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/21/nevis/
New Berkshire Hathaway annual letterhttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/27/new-berkshire-hathaway-annual-letter/
New book coming in June!https://stevehely.com/2016/01/24/new-book-coming-in-june/
New book out today!https://stevehely.com/2016/06/14/new-book-out-today/
New Common Side Effects ep drops tonighthttps://stevehely.com/2025/02/16/new-common-side-effects-ep-drops-tonight/
New Hampshirehttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/26/new-hampshire/
New Mexican Foodhttps://stevehely.com/2020/01/20/new-mexican-food/
New Paintings For Barryhttps://stevehely.com/2015/12/08/4875/
New Podcasthttps://stevehely.com/2024/03/16/new-podcast/
news from Parishttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/13/news-from-paris/
Newspapers are funnyhttps://stevehely.com/2014/02/25/newspapers-are-funny/
Next time I’m in Omahahttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/07/next-time-im-in-omaha/
Next time I’m in Pittsford, Vermont…https://stevehely.com/2012/09/17/next-time-im-in-pittsford-vermont/
NFTs, digital artifactshttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/23/nfts-digital-artifacts/
Ngiao Marshhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/01/6551/
Nice patternhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/14/nice-pattern/
Nice Try Hall Of Famehttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/13/nice-try-hall-of-fame/
Nicklawler.comhttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/29/nicklawler-com/
nightmarehttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/12/nightmare/
Nineteen (or so) things I learned in 2023https://stevehely.com/2023/12/30/nineteen-or-so-things-i-learned-in-2023/
Nissanhttps://stevehely.com/2020/01/07/nissan/
No / Leave / Trumphttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/15/no-leave-trump/
No end to learninghttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/31/no-end-to-learning/
No Jumperhttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/24/no-jumper/
No On Measure Shttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/25/measure-s/
No!  We do it like this.https://stevehely.com/2016/03/23/5639/
Nobel / Pulitzerhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/12/nobel-pulitzer/
Nomadlandhttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/21/nomadland/
Normhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/23/6779/
Normal world we’re living inhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/30/normal-world-were-living-in/
Normshttps://stevehely.com/2024/11/30/norms/
North American Pacifichttps://stevehely.com/2021/04/20/north-american-pacific/
North Hollywood flooded, 1938https://stevehely.com/2024/09/23/north-hollywood-flooded-1938/
North Shore Homesick?https://stevehely.com/2012/04/29/north-shore-homesick/
Northern New Mexicohttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/15/northern-new-mexico/
Northern Renaissance Art by Susie Nashhttps://stevehely.com/2019/08/24/northern-renaissance-art-by-susie-nash/
not for all the cars in Chinahttps://stevehely.com/2025/08/17/not-for-all-the-cars-in-china/
Not great opticshttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/11/not-great-optics/
not my favorite namehttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/14/not-my-favorite-name/
Not sure I’ve ever seen a sarcastic caption in the NYT beforehttps://stevehely.com/2023/07/31/not-sure-ive-ever-seen-a-sarcastic-caption-in-the-nyt-before/
not sure whyhttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/20/not-sure-why/
Not the Van Gogh painting I would’ve stolenhttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/30/not-the-van-gogh-painting-i-wouldve-stolen/
Not to be missedhttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/28/not-to-be-missed/
Notes on a decadehttps://stevehely.com/2020/01/08/notes-on-a-decade/
nothing but good newshttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/01/nothing-but-good-news/
Nothing to be ashamed abouthttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/07/nothing-to-be-ashamed-about/
Nothing will detect and respond to the reality of fear as swiftly as a markethttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/20/nothing-will-detect-and-respond-to-the-reality-of-fear-as-swiftly-as-a-market/
Now here is a lady.https://stevehely.com/2014/07/14/now-here-is-a-lady/
Now that ain’t righthttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/24/now-that-aint-right/
now this just seems wastefulhttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/02/now-this-just-seems-wasteful/
NOW?!https://stevehely.com/2017/03/06/now/
NSA monitored calls of 35 world leaders after US official handed over contactshttp://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/24/nsa-surveillance-world-leaders-calls
Nuns at Tatsang, 1931https://stevehely.com/2012/05/07/nuns-at-tatsang-1931/
O Pioneers!https://stevehely.com/2016/11/10/o-pioneers/
O’Donoghue’s Opera (St. Patty’s Roundup, Finale)https://stevehely.com/2012/03/20/odonoghues-opera-st-pattys-roundup-finale/
Obamahttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/18/obama/
Obama kowtows to yet another foreign leader!https://stevehely.com/2016/04/06/obama-kowtows-to-yet-another-foreign-leader/
Oceanfront property for sale!https://stevehely.com/2019/01/29/oceanfront-property-for-sale/
Off We Gohttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/15/off-we-go/
Office Life!https://stevehely.com/2015/09/17/office-life/
Oh Terryhttps://stevehely.com/2015/11/11/oh-terry/
Oh Wernerhttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/30/oh-werner/
Oh What A Slaughter and Sacagawea’s Nicknamehttps://stevehely.com/2016/07/11/oh-what-a-slaughter-and-sacagaweas-nickname/
Old Dale, CAhttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/03/old-dale-ca/
Old shoeshttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/13/old-shoes/
Old Tweetshttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/09/old-tweets/
Ominous remark from Charlie Mungerhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/14/ominous-remark-from-charlie-munger/
On KUSChttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/16/on-kusc/
On My Mind!https://stevehely.com/2017/10/24/on-my-mind/
On Operations by B. A. Friedmanhttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/07/on-operations-by-b-a-friedman/
On Tactics by B. A. Friedmanhttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/15/on-tactics-by-b-a-friedman/
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One last chance?https://stevehely.com/2016/12/16/one-last-chance/
One meal a dayhttps://stevehely.com/2021/10/21/one-meal-a-day/
One more good one fromhttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/10/one-more-good-one-from/
One more Jack Delanohttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/03/one-more-jack-delano/
One of my bitch older sistershttps://stevehely.com/2013/11/19/one-of-my-bitch-older-sisters/
One Two Three Four: The Beatles In Time by Craig Brownhttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/26/one-two-three-four-the-beatles-in-time-by-craig-brown/
Oppenheimerhttps://stevehely.com/2023/05/08/oppenheimer/
Orange Butterhttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/02/orange-butter/
Orovillehttps://stevehely.com/2021/12/02/oroville/
Oscars Conspiracy Theoryhttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/02/oscars-conspiracy-theory-2/
our number came uphttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/12/our-number-came-up/
out and abouthttps://stevehely.com/2020/02/22/out-and-about/
Out and abouthttps://stevehely.com/2021/11/20/out-and-about-2/
Overheard from the World Cup announcershttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/08/overheard-from-the-world-cup-announcers/
Oysters Grilled And Rawhttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/10/oysters-grilled-and-raw/
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Pandemic news from around the worldhttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/25/pandemic-news-from-around-the-world/
Pannonica de Koenigswarterhttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/06/pannonica-de-koenigswarter/
Pari-Mutuelhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/25/pari-mutuel/
Pasta, Zenhttps://stevehely.com/2019/12/04/pasta-zen/
Patternhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/18/pattern/
Paul Beatty’s Literature From Los Angeles Classhttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/04/paul-beattys-literature-from-los-angeles-class/
Paul’s Case by Willa Catherhttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/17/pauls-case-by-willa-cather/
Peabodyhttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/17/peabody/
Pearl Harbor Dayhttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/07/pearl-harbor-day/
Peggy Noonanhttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/20/peggy-noonan/
People who look kind of alikehttps://stevehely.com/2015/10/26/people-who-look-kind-of-alike/
Perspective worth hearinghttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/18/perspective-worth-hearing/
Peter Thiel on pitchinghttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/08/peter-thiel-on-pitching/
Petraeushttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/10/petraeus/
Philosophical questionhttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/02/philosophical-question/
Photo of Greenlandhttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/26/photo-of-greenland/
Photo shoothttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/13/photo-shoot/
Photograph of a Marine Giving Water to a Kitten on Tarawahttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/11/photograph-of-a-marine-giving-water-to-a-kitten-on-tarawa/
Photos by Sze Tsung Leonghttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/09/photos-by-sze-tsung-leong/
Photos of Antarctica from The Atlantichttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/10/photos-of-antarctica-from-the-atlantic/
picanhahttps://stevehely.com/2022/11/03/picanha/
Pick your motto!https://stevehely.com/2012/07/25/pick-your-motto/
Pickett’s Charge: A microhistory of the final attack at Gettysburg, July 3, 1863 by George R. Stewarthttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/03/picketts-charge-a-microhistory-of-the-final-attack-at-gettysburg-july-3-1863-by-george-r-stewart/
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Piehttps://stevehely.com/2015/12/25/pie/
Pigment Collectionhttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/28/pigment-collection/
Pipelineshttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/24/pipelines/
Pitthttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/20/pitt/
Plague Lithttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/29/plague-lit/
Plan to redeem Brian Williamshttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/12/plan-to-redeem-brian-williams/
Planet Earth 2https://stevehely.com/2017/06/06/planet-earth-2/
Plans are worthless, but planning is everythinghttps://stevehely.com/2019/05/14/plans-are-worthless-but-planning-is-everything/
Platt National Parkhttps://stevehely.com/2021/12/21/platt-national-park/
Playing It Downhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/30/playing-it-down/
Pleasantrieshttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/26/pleasantries/
Plenty to considerhttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/30/plenty-to-think-about/
Poignant Messagehttps://stevehely.com/2015/03/07/poignant-message/
Point Conception, Californiahttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/11/point-conception-california/
polar bear cub with sunglasseshttps://stevehely.com/2023/05/11/polar-bear-cub-with-sunglasses/
Polio and Songwritinghttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/03/polio-and-songwriting/
Politicshttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/29/politics/
Politics and drama in ancient Athenshttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/16/politics-and-drama-in-ancient-athens/
Politics rounduphttps://stevehely.com/2014/11/02/politics-roundup/
Politics, Oct 2021https://stevehely.com/2021/10/25/politics-oct-2021/
Pools and regulationshttps://stevehely.com/2020/06/12/pools-and-regulations/
Pope News [updated]https://stevehely.com/2014/12/12/pope-news/
Popular Journalism Writinghttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/13/popular-journalism-writing/
Portrait of Federigo Gonzaga (Francesco Francia, 1510)https://stevehely.com/2012/04/16/portrait-of-federigo-gonzaga-francesco-francia-1510/
Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Manhttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/01/portrait-of-the-artist-as-a-young-man/
Possible to do this and still be an idiot.https://stevehely.com/2014/12/10/you-can-do-this-and-still-be-an-idiot/
Poster for a side show at the Vermont State Fair, Rutland, 1941 by Jack Delanohttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/02/poster-for-a-side-show-at-the-vermont-state-fair-rutland-1941-by-jack-delano/
Power and The Presidencyhttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/19/power-and-the-presidency/
Power by Jeffrey Pfeffer (2010)https://stevehely.com/2025/02/22/power-by-jeffrey-pfeffer-2010/
Preaknesshttps://stevehely.com/2021/05/24/preakness/
Preaknesshttps://stevehely.com/2025/05/17/preakness-2/
Presidential Dad Triviahttps://stevehely.com/2024/09/21/presidential-dad-trivia/
Presidential puppieshttps://stevehely.com/2018/10/11/presidential-puppies/
Pretty ballerhttps://stevehely.com/2013/07/19/pretty-baller/
Pretty Clear-Eyed About Powerhttps://stevehely.com/2018/03/27/pretty-clear-eyed-about-power/
Pretty sure Trump is not a Muslimhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/21/pretty-sure-trump-is-not-a-muslim/
Primary tensionshttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/03/primary-tensions/
Princehttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/11/prince/
Processinghttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/27/processing/
Professor James McHugh sends us a good onehttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/13/professor-james-mchugh-sends-us-a-good-one/
Professor Longhairhttps://stevehely.com/2025/03/04/professor-longhair/
Professor McH sends us another good onehttps://stevehely.com/2015/11/21/professor-mch-sends-us-another-good-one/
Promise and glamourhttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/17/promise-and-glamour/
Prorsumhttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/09/prorsum/
Proto-Humanhttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/15/proto-human/
Proust (in comic form)https://stevehely.com/2021/05/12/proust-in-comic-form/
Proust’s coffeehttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/10/prousts-coffee/
Psychopomphttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/24/psychopomp/
PTAhttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/19/pta/
Public Land, Part Two: What Happened with H. R. 621https://stevehely.com/2017/02/12/public-land-part-two-what-happened-with-h-r-621/
Publicly traded American restaurant groupshttps://stevehely.com/2024/03/22/publicly-traded-american-restaurant-groups/
Puck_cartoon_of_Senator_Nelson_Aldrich_1906.jpghttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/14/puck_cartoon_of_senator_nelson_aldrich_1906-jpg/
Pull it, switch it, top ithttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/13/pull-it-switch-it-top-it/
Putzi Hanfstaenglhttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/18/putzi-hanfstaengl/
Q: What is this?https://stevehely.com/2013/08/19/q-what-is-this/
Q: What year did Brazil abolish slavery?https://stevehely.com/2012/03/21/q-what-year-did-brazil-abolish-slavery/
Q’s About INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIShttps://stevehely.com/2013/12/09/qs-about-inside-llewyn-davis/
Quality data and Hapsburg AIhttps://stevehely.com/2024/06/27/quality-data-and-hapsburg-ai/
Queens Elizabethhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/21/queens-elizabeth/
Querenciahttps://stevehely.com/2024/11/03/querencia/
Quiet swaggerhttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/12/quiet-swagger/
Quincyhttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/08/quincy/
Quite reasonablehttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/29/bittman/
Race track sceneshttps://stevehely.com/2021/08/31/race-track-scenes/
Racetrack Drugs Put Europe Off U.S. Horse Meathttp://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/09/sports/drugs-injected-at-the-racetrack-put-europe-off-us-horse-meat.html?_r=0
Rail listenershttps://stevehely.com/2022/10/09/rail-listeners/
Railroader: The Unfiltered Genius and Controversy of Four-Time CEO Hunter Harrison by Howard Greenhttps://stevehely.com/2022/03/27/railroader-the-unfiltered-genius-and-controversy-of-four-time-ceo-hunter-harrison-by-howard-green/
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Railroadshttps://stevehely.com/2023/01/22/railroads/
Railroads: A Reader Writeshttps://stevehely.com/2023/01/29/railroads-a-reader-writes/
Rainhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/24/rain/
Raise prices?https://stevehely.com/2016/06/03/raise-prices/
ran out of gashttps://stevehely.com/2021/05/19/been-there/
Randall Collins on Sex and Violencehttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/08/randall-collins-on-sex-and-violence/
Raphael Cartoonshttps://stevehely.com/2019/11/25/raphael-cartoons/
Rather seriously derangedhttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/01/so-much-good-stuff/
Raven Mapshttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/04/raven-maps/
Ray Daliohttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/25/ray-dalio/
Reader Catherine in New Hampshire writeshttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/22/reader-catherine-in-new-hampshire-writes/
Reader Reax: Steve Albinihttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/15/reader-reax-steve-albini/
Readers’ galleryhttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/12/readers-gallery/
Real life super spieshttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/14/real-life-super-spies/
Reality can be hacky!https://stevehely.com/2015/09/09/reality-can-be-hacky/
Really rich peoplehttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/12/really-rich-people/
reblog from bookbinderlocal455https://stevehely.com/2014/12/07/reblog-from-bookbinderlocal455/
Recallhttps://stevehely.com/2021/08/24/recall/
Record Group 80: Series: General Photographic File Of the Department of the Navy, 1943-1958https://stevehely.com/2015/05/22/record-group-80-series-general-photographic-file-of-the-department-of-the-navy-1943-1958/
Redondo Beach Submarine Canyonhttps://stevehely.com/2025/09/10/redondo-beach-submarine-canyon/
Reece Duca: fanatically relianthttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/27/reece-duca-fanatically-reliant/
Reedy, The Twilight of the Presidency: From Johnson To Reaganhttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/24/reedy-the-twilight-of-the-presidency-from-johnson-to-reagan/
Reedy, Twilight of the Presidencyhttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/18/reedy-twilight-of-the-presidency/
Relaxin’ at Camarillohttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/15/relaxin-at-camarillo/
Remember this?https://stevehely.com/2016/10/19/remember-this/
Removing fish from an abandoned Thai shopping mallhttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/20/removing-fish-from-an-abandoned-thai-shopping-mall/
Renohttps://stevehely.com/2023/09/16/reno/
Requesthttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/19/request/
Restaurants and Railroads: Chili’s Triple Dip Boomhttps://stevehely.com/2025/02/20/restaurants-and-railroads-chilis-triple-dip-boom/
reviewing some news in The Wall Street Journalhttps://stevehely.com/2025/02/03/reviewing-some-news-in-the-wall-street-journal/
Reviews of different milks (ongoing series)https://stevehely.com/2018/02/19/reviews-of-different-milks-ongoing-series/
RFKhttps://stevehely.com/2013/03/13/rfk/
Rich people paying for electionshttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/13/rich-people-paying-for-elections/
Richard Pricehttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/08/richard-price/
Ridiculoushttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/22/ridiculous/
RIP Larry Kramerhttps://stevehely.com/2020/05/29/rip-larry-kramer/
RIP Redhttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/14/rip-red/
RIP Robert Helyhttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/09/rip-robert-hely/
RIP Shirley Temple Black, former US Ambassador to Ghanahttps://stevehely.com/2014/02/13/rip-shirley-temple-black-former-us-ambassador-to-ghana/
RIP Stanley Cavellhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/20/rip-stanley-cavell/
Roads by Larry McMurtryhttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/28/roads-by-larry-mcmurtry/
Robert Caro’s two hour audiobookhttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/19/robert-caros-two-hour-audiobook/
Robert Cooverhttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/08/robert-coover/
Robert Muellerhttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/19/robert-mueller/
Rock & Icehttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/09/rock-ice/
Rocks, Californiahttps://stevehely.com/2012/11/07/rocks-california/
Rockwell Kenthttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/01/727/
Ron Hansenhttps://stevehely.com/2018/10/21/ron-hansen/
Rookie Mag.https://stevehely.com/2014/02/12/rookie-magazine/
Root ecosystem, Lauren Elizabeth!https://stevehely.com/2017/07/25/root-ecosystem-lauren-elizabeth/
Roundup of books I haven’t read all the way through but have in a crate in my garagehttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/03/roundup-of-books-i-havent-read-all-the-way-through-but-have-in-a-crate-in-my-garage/
Rubber bullet and non-lethal projectile collectinghttps://stevehely.com/2020/06/22/rubber-bullet-and-non-lethal-projectile-collecting/
Rude!https://stevehely.com/2019/02/21/rude/
Rules for Investment Success by Sir John Templetonhttps://stevehely.com/2019/11/08/rules-for-investment-success-by-sir-john-templeton/
Ruperthttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/19/rupert/
Rupert Murdochhttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/16/rupert-murdoch/
Shttps://stevehely.com/2024/03/11/s/
Safarihttps://stevehely.com/2019/11/12/safari/
Samehttps://stevehely.com/2019/03/09/same/
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San Bernardino by Edward Leo Lymanhttps://stevehely.com/2020/11/30/san-bernardino/
San Franciscohttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/07/san-francisco/
San Francisco (and California) Politicshttps://stevehely.com/2024/09/15/san-francisco-politics/
San Francisco (and Los Angeles)https://stevehely.com/2020/07/15/san-francisco-and-los-angeles/
San Luis Obispohttps://stevehely.com/2021/11/01/san-luis-obispo/
Sandwich I’m still thinking abouthttps://stevehely.com/2019/07/01/sandwich-im-still-thinking-about/
Santa Ana Windshttps://stevehely.com/2019/10/27/santa-ana-winds/
Santa Anita Derbyhttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/05/santa-anita-derby/
Santa Anita, you had one job!https://stevehely.com/2019/11/04/santa-anita-you-had-one-job/
Sapphohttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/04/sappho/
Sappho, againhttps://stevehely.com/2023/02/05/sappho-2/
Sarah Paulsonhttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/28/sarah-paulson/
Sassy Trump is so goodhttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/11/sassy-trump-is-so-good/
Saucyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/03/saucy/
Saving Mr. Bankshttps://stevehely.com/2013/12/19/saving-mr-banks/
Savoy Special (and knowing and not in the age of AI)https://stevehely.com/2025/05/30/savoy-special-and-knowing-and-not-in-the-age-of-ai/
Scalehttps://stevehely.com/2024/03/19/scale/
scenario writerhttps://stevehely.com/2014/01/10/scenario-writer/
Scene from “Seven Samurai” (1954)https://stevehely.com/2012/09/17/scene-from-the-seven-samurai/
School vacations and diplomacyhttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/12/school-vacations-and-diplomacy/
School’dhttps://stevehely.com/2012/06/20/schoold/
Schumpeterhttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/29/schumpeter/
Scialabbahttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/26/scialabba/
Score.https://stevehely.com/2015/01/14/score-2/
Scott Carpenterhttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/28/scott-carpenter/
Scott Pelley, never stop being you!https://stevehely.com/2015/09/27/scott-pelley-never-stop-being-you/
Scott Priorhttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/24/scott-prior/
Scottish foldshttps://stevehely.com/2015/05/26/if-im-reading-this-wikipedia-page-right/
Scrapbaskethttps://stevehely.com/2019/10/16/scrapbasket-2/
Scrapbaskethttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/19/scrapbasket-3/
Scrapbaskethttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/06/scrapbasket-4/
Scrapbaskethttps://stevehely.com/2023/03/05/scrapbasket-5/
Scrapbasket!https://stevehely.com/2018/10/03/scrapbasket/
Scraps of timehttps://stevehely.com/2024/01/01/scraps-of-time/
Sea urchinshttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/24/sea-urchins/
Seal of Acceptancehttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/05/seal-of-acceptance/
Sean Conneryhttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/18/sean-connery/
Seinfeld –> Trump?https://stevehely.com/2016/11/15/seinfeld-trump/
Seintologyhttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/29/seintology/
Selling the Aga Cookerhttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/14/selling-the-aga-cooker/
Senate Majority Leader Thunehttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/04/the-senate-majority-leader-thune/
Senator Alan Cranston (D-California)https://stevehely.com/2022/08/08/senator-alan-cranston-d-california/
Sensory Enthnography Labhttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/31/sensory-enthnography-lab/
Sentenceshttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/16/sentences/
Serial killers: the podcast in history and the future of podcastshttps://stevehely.com/2021/03/07/serial-killers-the-podcast-in-history-and-the-future-of-podcasts/
Seven Psychopathshttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/24/seven-psychopaths/
Seven Samuraihttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/14/seven-samurai/
Shady Grovehttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/16/im-going-back-to-harlan/
Shake Shack frieshttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/29/shake-shack-fries/
Shantyboat lifehttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/20/shantyboat-life/
Shelby on Shiloh (and more)https://stevehely.com/2023/11/18/shelby-on-shiloh-and-more/
Ship’s Catshttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/20/ships-cats/
Shoddyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/31/shoddy/
Shooter Corridorhttps://stevehely.com/2021/12/22/shooter-corridor/
Shorter History Of Australiahttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/14/shorter-history-of-australia/
should we all have done same?https://stevehely.com/2022/05/11/should-we-all-have-done-same/
Should we boycott The Beverly Hills Hotel?https://stevehely.com/2019/04/03/should-we-boycott-the-beverly-hills-hotel/
Should you buy Twitter?  Plus: Advice to Jack Dorseyhttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/14/should-you-buy-twitter-plus-advice-to-jack-dorsey/
Showbizhttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/15/showbiz/
Shrimphttps://stevehely.com/2019/03/27/shrimp/
Shuttin’ Up For Summerhttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/28/shuttin-up-for-summer/
Sienese Paintinghttps://stevehely.com/2021/08/30/sienese-painting/
Signs and wondershttps://stevehely.com/2025/05/23/signs-and-wonders/
Sigourneyhttps://stevehely.com/2024/06/29/sigourney/
Silent movie.https://stevehely.com/2014/01/28/silent-movie/
Simple desert survival rulehttps://stevehely.com/2019/09/01/dont-go-for-a-walk-if-its-over-100-degrees/
Simpler and better.https://stevehely.com/2014/01/24/simpler-and-better/
Sinalcohttps://stevehely.com/2022/10/29/sinalco/
Sipapuhttps://stevehely.com/2020/02/20/sipapu/
Sir Garfield Sobers, by Mighty Sparrowhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/15/sir-garfield-sobers/
Sitting Bullhttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/10/sitting-bull/
Sitting Bull Part 2https://stevehely.com/2012/05/11/sitting-bull-part-2/
Six Criseshttps://stevehely.com/2013/07/15/six-crises/
Skiinghttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/16/skiing/
Slam on Californiahttps://stevehely.com/2024/09/24/slam-on-california/
slophttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/14/slop/
Slow laneshttps://stevehely.com/2024/01/30/slow-lanes/
Small notehttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/11/small-note/
smart little kidhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/27/smart-little-kid/
Snappy lines from Uncle Warrenhttps://stevehely.com/2025/02/24/snappy-lines-from-uncle-warren/
Snapshot of Tim Ferriss’s twitterhttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/25/snapshot-of-tim-ferrisss-twitter/
Sniffen Court And The Amateur Comedy Clubhttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/16/sniffen-court-and-the-amateur-comedy-club/
so the caves are the stars?https://stevehely.com/2022/02/19/so-the-caves-are-the-stars/
Solid takedownhttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/11/solid-takedown/
Some favshttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/20/some-favs/
Some Paintings Mentioned in “The Last Samurai” by Helen DeWitthttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/13/some-paintings-mentioned-in-the-last-samurai-by-helen-dewitt/
Someday My Prince Will Comehttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/10/someday-my-prince-will-come/
Something the founders were nonstop ponderinghttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/11/something-the-founders-were-constantly-thinking-about/
Sometimes the adventure gets out of handhttps://stevehely.com/2014/05/29/always-interested-in-storiess/
Sometimes you learn a fact from history that gives perspectivehttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/30/sometimes-you-learn-a-fact-from-history-that-gives-perspective/
Song of the Sunday: Bobbie Gentry covering James Taylorhttps://stevehely.com/2016/05/15/song-of-the-sunday-bobbie-gentry-covering-james-taylor/
Soobleej Kaub Hawjhttps://stevehely.com/2021/07/22/soobleej-kaub-hawj/
Sounds badhttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/19/sounds-bad/
sourcehttp://mungerisms.blogspot.com/2009/09/munger-speaks-with-kiplingers-steven.html
South Louisiana Light Sweethttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/20/south-louisiana-light-sweet/
Southern California Countryhttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/12/southern-california-country/
Southern California town origin storieshttps://stevehely.com/2024/01/20/southern-california-town-origin-stories/
Soviet memorial, West Hollywoodhttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/25/18151/
Space briefinghttps://stevehely.com/2021/12/22/space-briefing/
spaghetti [reblog]https://stevehely.com/2014/11/17/spaghetti-reblog/
Spantsa / Olive Oatmanhttps://stevehely.com/2024/09/14/spantsa-olive-oatman/
Special Snowflakeshttps://stevehely.com/2015/12/23/special-snowflakes/
Spider-Likehttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/30/1192/
Spinning Ice Diskhttps://stevehely.com/2019/01/25/spinning-ice-disk/
Spoonfulhttps://stevehely.com/2025/02/07/spoonful/
Spreading the virushttps://stevehely.com/2020/03/27/spreading-the-virus/
Spring cleaning overturnshttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/02/spring-cleaning-overturns/
St. P’shttps://stevehely.com/2014/03/17/st-ps/
St. Pats, 2017https://stevehely.com/2017/03/17/st-pats-2017/
St. Vincenthttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/05/st-vincent/
St. Wolfgang and the Devil (Michael Pacher c. 1483)https://stevehely.com/2012/11/01/st-wolfgang-and-the-devil-michael-pacher-c-1483/
Stagolee Shot Billyhttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/25/stagolee-shot-billy/
Stamps are amazinghttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/13/stamps-are-amazing/
Stand up for The Interview (as a movie)https://stevehely.com/2014/12/22/stand-up-for-the-interview-as-a-movie/
Star Axishttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/18/star-axis/
Stars of the National Gallery of Irelandhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/26/stars-of-the-national-gallery-of-ireland/
Stars of the National Portrait Gallery, Londonhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/12/stars-of-the-national-portrait-gallery-london/
Statue on the wall of a hotel in Lisbon, Portugalhttps://stevehely.com/2013/07/23/statue-on-the-wall-of-a-hotel-in-lisbon-portugal/
Statue Storm!https://stevehely.com/2012/10/16/statue-storm/
Statues of Beverly Hillshttps://stevehely.com/2019/10/10/statues-of-beverly-hills/
Steak fries well done and a virgin pina coladahttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/30/steak-fries-well-done-and-a-virgin-pina-colada/
Stephen King on TVhttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/15/stephen-king-on-tv/
Steve Albinihttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/14/steve-albini/
Steven Soderberghhttps://stevehely.com/2013/03/18/steven-soderbergh/
Stewballhttps://stevehely.com/2018/03/28/stewball/
Still can’t believe they did this to ushttps://stevehely.com/2020/05/25/still-cant-believe-they-did-this-to-us/
Still more on Francesco Francia’s Portrait of Federigo Gonzagahttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/18/still-more-on-francesco-francias-portrait-of-federigo-gonzaga/
Still true?https://stevehely.com/2024/02/03/still-true/
Stinkards and Suns of Mississippihttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/19/stinkards-and-suns-of-mississippi/
stirs something within youhttp://bookbinderlocal455.com/blog/2014/12/07/stirs-something-within-you/
Stock market narrativeshttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/26/stock-market-narratives/
Stompin’ at the Savoyhttps://stevehely.com/2024/06/29/stompin-at-the-savoy/
Stone Townhttps://stevehely.com/2023/09/17/stone-town/
Story about Aaron Sorkin and pacinghttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/26/story-about-aaron-sorkin-and-pacing/
Story about what it was like to live in a house with John Quincy Adamshttps://stevehely.com/2015/08/25/john-quincy-adams/
Strange timeshttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/08/strange-times/
Stray Itemshttps://stevehely.com/2015/05/12/stray-items/
Stressful jobhttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/18/stressful-job/
Stuart Spencer (1927-2025)https://stevehely.com/2025/01/14/stuart-spencer-1927-2025/
Stumbling in the direction of a solutionhttps://stevehely.com/2014/12/30/stumbling-in-the-direction-of-a-solution/
Style Icons, #11https://stevehely.com/2019/07/03/style-icons-11/
Summerhttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/29/summer-2/
Summertimehttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/14/summertime/
Sun Tzu and Ovitzhttps://stevehely.com/2018/10/09/12657/
Sundayhttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/27/sunday/
Sunday Morning In The Mines, Charles Christian Nahl, 1872https://stevehely.com/2012/10/17/sunday-morning-in-the-mines-charles-christian-nahl-1872/
Sunday Readinghttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/21/sunday-reading/
Sunday Scrapbaskethttps://stevehely.com/2018/10/28/sunday-scrapbasket/
SUNDAY TAKE: is this the election of 1828?https://stevehely.com/2016/09/25/sunday-take-is-this-the-election-of-1828-all-over-again/
SUNDAY TAKES!https://stevehely.com/2016/09/18/sunday-magazine/
Superhenge?https://stevehely.com/2015/09/09/superhenge/
Supremehttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/18/supreme/
Surehttps://stevehely.com/2012/06/06/sure/
Surehttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/28/sure-2/
Surf Beach, Californiahttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/15/surf-beach-california/
Suttreehttps://stevehely.com/2019/03/27/suttree/
Swartzwelderhttps://stevehely.com/2021/05/03/swartzwelder/
Sweet Trackhttps://stevehely.com/2021/04/22/sweet-track/
Swiss History, Part Threehttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/25/swiss-history-part-three/
Swisstory (Part One)https://stevehely.com/2024/04/13/a-concise-history-of-switzerland-part-one/
Sylvanus Morley: hot or not?https://stevehely.com/2017/03/28/sylvanus-morley-hot-or-not/
Symbologyhttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/16/symbology/
Sympathy for the Devilhttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/04/sympathy-for-the-devil/
Syscohttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/05/sysco/
T/F?https://stevehely.com/2012/12/18/tf/
Taco Bell ad inserted into this book?https://stevehely.com/2012/09/19/taco-bell-ad-inserted-into-this-book/
Tahoehttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/26/tahoe/
TAKE: vote yes on WGA strike authorizationhttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/18/take-vote-yes-on-wga-strike-authorization/
Tam Is Uniform For This Bridge Playerhttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/17/tam-is-uniform-for-bridge-player/
Tax facts from Uncle Warrenhttps://stevehely.com/2023/02/25/tax-facts-from-uncle-warren/
Tchoupitoulashttps://stevehely.com/2019/06/21/tchoupitoulas/
Technical Analysishttps://stevehely.com/2021/10/16/technical-analysis/
Ted Cruzhttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/28/ted-cruz/
Teddy Bluehttps://stevehely.com/2024/07/29/teddy-blue/
Tell me about it, brotherhttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/14/tell-me-about-it-brother/
Temptedhttps://stevehely.com/2024/05/08/tempted/
Ten Commandments for Studio Readers, from Thalberghttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/06/ten-commandments-for-studio-readers-from-thalberg/
Tender memories of Momhttps://stevehely.com/2025/09/06/tender-memories-of-mom/
Tends to be amusing for English speakershttps://stevehely.com/2015/10/27/vf-article-on-ermahgerd-girl/
Tennessee Williams -> Dr. Feelgood -> Mark Shawhttps://stevehely.com/2015/01/06/tennessee-williams-dr-feelgood-mark-shaw/
Texashttps://stevehely.com/2024/03/12/texas/
Texas Wineshttps://stevehely.com/2025/01/25/texas-wine/
Texiforniahttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/22/texifornia/
Thad Cochranhttps://stevehely.com/2023/12/17/thad-cochran/
Thaliahttps://stevehely.com/2018/10/18/thalia/
That Silver Haired Daddy Of Minehttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/22/that-silver-haired-daddy-of-mine/
That’s where the juice comes fromhttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/29/thats-where-the-juice-comes-from/
The ’70shttps://stevehely.com/2013/03/01/the-70s/
The (sexy) Epic Of Gilgameshhttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/26/the-sexy-epic-of-gilgamesh/
The Artist In His Museum, by Charles Wilson Peale, 1822https://stevehely.com/2012/02/09/the-artist-in-his-museum-by-charles-wilson-peale-1822/
The Atlantic can be silly sometimes.https://stevehely.com/2014/06/02/the-atlantic-can-be-silly-sometimes/
The August 21 Eclipsehttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/06/the-august-21-eclipse/
The bank and the casinohttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/18/the-bank-and-the-casino/
The Barbarians (Max Ernst, 1937)https://stevehely.com/2013/04/02/the-barbarians-max-ernst-1937/
The Big Holehttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/19/the-big-hole/
The Big Roomhttps://stevehely.com/2021/06/26/the-big-room/
The burnershttps://stevehely.com/2021/11/03/the-burners/
The California Conditionhttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/07/the-california-condition/
The Canny Admiralshttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/30/the-canny-admirals/
The Civil War in Arkansashttps://stevehely.com/2019/10/05/the-civil-war-in-arkansas/
The Civil Warshttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/30/the-civil-wars/
The Coen Brothers Interviewshttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/12/the-coen-brothers/
The Crabfishhttps://stevehely.com/2013/03/09/the-crabfish/
The Crown’s JFKhttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/24/the-crowns-jfk/
The Deadhttps://stevehely.com/2023/07/23/the-dead/
The Deaths Of Great Inventorshttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/25/the-deaths-of-great-inventors/
The dentisthttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/05/the-dentist/
The Didion Breakfasthttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/13/the-didion-breakfast/
The Dilbertitohttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/17/the-dilbertito/
The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxleyhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/19/the-doors-of-perception-by-aldous-huxley/
The Duke of Abruzzihttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/16/the-duke-of-abruzzo/
The Economist Digesthttps://stevehely.com/2020/05/03/the-economist-digest/
The Empty Spacehttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/03/the-empty-space/
The end of “The End of History” by Francis Fukuyamahttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/12/the-end-of-the-end-of-history-by-francis-fukuyama/
the essential guide to hysterectomy:http://books.google.com/books?id=muFLY9cv6jIC&pg=PA26&lpg=PA26&dq=hysterectomy+spaghetti+meatballs&source=bl&ots=Hz3Cd_36Kk&sig=uotJyM5IGw-HyXkFszT28B9egw0&hl=en&sa=X&ei=HBJpVMrtEtL_yQTCv4CIBg&ved=0CEEQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=hysterectomy%20spaghetti%20meatballs&f=false
The event is FREE but get a ticket.http://lfla.org/event/the-idiot-a-novel/
The evils of private planeshttps://stevehely.com/2019/08/18/the-evils-of-private-planes/
The Evolution of Pace In Popular Movieshttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/29/the-evolution-of-pace-in-popular-movies/
The Faroe Islandshttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/16/the-faroe-islands/
The Fate of John Sedgwickhttps://stevehely.com/2025/03/02/the-fate-of-john-sedgwick/
The Fault In Our Starshttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/16/the-fault-in-our-stars/
The Field of Blackbirdshttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/27/the-field-of-blackbirds/
The Fields Of Athenryhttps://stevehely.com/2013/11/10/the-fields-of-athenry/
The Finish, by Mark Bowdenhttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/22/the-finish-by-mark-bowden/
The first trick of the American fascisthttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/18/the-first-trick-of-the-american-fascist/
The first woman to climb Mont Blanchttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/26/the-first-woman-to-climb-mont-blanc/
The fix is inhttps://stevehely.com/2021/06/05/the-fix-is-in/
The Forever Warhttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/17/the-forever-war/
The former king of Lohttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/20/the-former-king-of-lo/
The Gambler (2014)https://stevehely.com/2018/09/12/the-gambler-2014/
The Generals by Thomas Rickshttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/23/the-generals-by-thomas-ricks/
The Gentleman of Elvashttps://stevehely.com/2024/10/09/the-gentleman-of-elvas/
The Glorious First Of Junehttps://stevehely.com/2012/06/01/the-glorious-first-of-june/
The Glorious First of Junehttps://stevehely.com/2019/06/01/the-glorious-first-of-june-2/
The goal: being in powerhttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/06/the-goal-being-in-power/
The Golden Gate Bridge Under Constructionhttps://stevehely.com/2013/07/08/the-golden-gate-bridge-under-construction/
The Golden West: Hollywood Stories, by Daniel Fuchshttps://stevehely.com/2022/08/14/the-golden-west-hollywood-stories-by-daniel-fuchs/
The grass is always greenerhttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/28/the-grass-is-always-greener/
The Great Debateshttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/07/the-great-debates/
The greatest generationhttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/06/the-greatest-generation/
The Green Cathedralhttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/11/the-green-cathedral/
The guinea and the ETHhttps://stevehely.com/2021/12/23/the-guinea-and-the-eth/
The hardest part is just getting it outhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/31/the-hardest-part-is-just-getting-it-out/
The Head of John The Baptist on a Chargerhttps://stevehely.com/2012/04/22/the-head-of-john-the-baptist-on-a-charger/
The Helytimes California Voter Guidehttps://stevehely.com/2018/10/31/the-helytimes-california-voter-guide/
The hero with a thousand faceshttps://stevehely.com/2015/05/20/the-hero-with-a-thousand-faces/
the history of interviews and history in interviewshttps://stevehely.com/2023/07/29/the-history-of-interviews-and-history-in-interviews/
The House of Savoyhttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/19/the-house-of-savoy/
The human desire to give a shit is not defeatable.https://stevehely.com/2013/12/20/the-human-desire-to-give-a-shit-is-not-defeatable/
The Hunter Gracchus by Guy Davenporthttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/20/the-hunter-gracchus-by-guy-davenport-r/
The Idiot by Elif Batumanhttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/07/the-idiot-by-elif-batuman/
The ignoble and unhappy regimehttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/15/the-ignoble-and-unhappy-regime/
The illusion of choicehttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/19/the-illusion-of-choice/
The importance of bird hunting in American politicshttps://stevehely.com/2024/01/14/the-importance-of-bird-hunting-in-american-politics/
The Irish comic traditionhttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/03/the-irish-comic-tradition/
The jackrabbithttps://stevehely.com/2020/12/20/the-jackrabbit/
The Killing of Crazy Horse by Thomas Powershttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/12/the-killing-of-crazy-horse-by-thomas-powers/
The LA Natural History Museumhttps://stevehely.com/2014/07/23/the-la-natural-history-museum/
The Lac d’Annecy by Paul Cezannehttps://stevehely.com/2025/05/24/the-lac-dannecy-by-paul-cezanne/
The League of God’s House (Swiss History Part Four)https://stevehely.com/2024/06/01/the-league-of-gods-house-swiss-history-part-four/
The Lonely City and The Trip To Echo Spring by Olivia Lainghttps://stevehely.com/2020/09/06/the-lonely-city-and-the-trip-to-echo-spring-by-olivia-laing/
The Los Angeles Basinhttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/13/the-los-angeles-basin/
The Man Who Skied Down Everest (1975)https://stevehely.com/2020/02/22/the-man-who-skied-down-everest-1975/
The Master Of The Legend Of St. Ursulahttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/11/the-master-of-the-legend-of-st-catherine/
The Mind of Napoleonhttps://stevehely.com/2022/10/08/the-mind-of-napoleon/
The Motherland Callhttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/19/the-motherland-call/
The Moviegoerhttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/09/the-moviegoer/
The murder of Jane Stanfordhttps://stevehely.com/2021/07/23/the-murder-of-jane-stanford/
The Myth of Santa Fe: Creating a Modern Regional Tradition by Chris Wilsonhttps://stevehely.com/2021/12/06/the-myth-of-santa-fe-creating-a-modern-regional-tradition-by-chris-wilson/
The New York Times weighs inhttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/21/the-new-york-times-weighs-in/
The New Yorker Magazinehttps://stevehely.com/2014/03/18/the-new-yorker-magazine/
The Newshttps://stevehely.com/2015/05/05/the-news/
The Nicholas Roerich Museum in New York Cityhttps://stevehely.com/2012/09/16/undervisited-museum-in-new-york-city/
The Ninetieshttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/19/the-nineties/
The North Court, UC Los Angeles (Ansel Adams, November 1966)https://stevehely.com/2012/11/06/the-north-court-uc-los-angeles-ansel-adams-november-1966/
The Notebooks of F. Scott Fitzgeraldhttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/20/the-notebooks-of-f-scott-fitzgerald/
The Official Records of the War of the Rebellionhttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/19/the-official-records-of-the-war-of-the-rebellion/
The only UNESCO World Heritage site in French Polynesiahttps://stevehely.com/2019/12/15/the-only-unesco-world-heritage-site-in-french-polynesia/
The Openhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/16/the-open/
The Ordnance Surveyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/27/the-ordnance-survey/
The origin of algorithmhttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/28/the-origin-of-algorithm/
The Painter of Lighthttps://stevehely.com/2014/02/27/the-painter-of-light/
The patience of the pursuerhttps://stevehely.com/2022/07/27/the-patience-of-the-pursuer/
The people in the next boothhttps://stevehely.com/2020/08/09/the-people-in-the-next-booth/
The power of “Christmas Carol”https://stevehely.com/2020/12/22/the-power-of-christmas-carol/
The Price of Gashttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/12/the-price-of-gas/
The price of hayhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/13/the-price-of-hay/
The price of pigshttps://stevehely.com/2013/04/07/the-price-of-pigs/
The Psychology of Strange Killershttps://stevehely.com/2025/11/03/the-psychology-of-strange-killers/
the purpose of the beehivehttps://stevehely.com/2023/06/10/the-purpose-of-the-beehive/
The quarhttps://stevehely.com/2020/04/05/the-quar/
The quest for a word for “female masturbation” in Swedishhttps://stevehely.com/2014/11/24/swedish-news/
The Qur’an: A New Translation by Thomas Clearyhttps://stevehely.com/2022/02/26/the-quran-a-new-translation-by-thomas-cleary/
The Ragged Antique Phonograph Programhttps://stevehely.com/2015/03/18/the-ragged-antique-phonograph-program/
The rattlesnake gamehttps://stevehely.com/2023/04/22/the-rattlesnake-game/
The Records Of A Weather-Exposed Skeletonhttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/22/now-that/
The Relationship That Dares Not Speak Its Namehttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/08/the-relationship-that-dare-not-speak-its-name/
The Retake Roomhttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/17/the-retake-room/
The Revolution eats its childrenhttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/16/the-revolution-eats-its-children/
The Riddle of Chaco Canyonhttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/03/chaco/
The scum of the earthhttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/10/the-scum-of-the-earth/
The sexual indeterminates at Oxford, how Randolph Churchill got pants’d, and the White Rajahs of Sarawak: a Wikipedia journeyhttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/06/the-sexual-indefinites-at-oxford-how-randolph-churchill-got-pants-and-the-white-rajahs-of-sarawak-a-wikipedia-journey/
The simulated worldhttps://stevehely.com/2021/04/11/the-simulated-world/
The sourcehttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/05/the-source/
The statement is not only humorous, but also it is literally truehttps://stevehely.com/2020/05/29/the-statement-is-not-only-humorous-but-also-it-is-literally-true/
The stock market is pretend until it isn’thttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/25/the-stock-market-is-pretend-until-it-isnt/
The story of Cahokiahttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/29/the-story-of-cahokia/
The story of Profumohttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/12/the-story-of-profumo/
The Supernova pictographhttps://stevehely.com/2020/01/22/the-supernova-pictograph/
The Tainhttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/27/the-tain/
The Tale of Mac Do Thó’s Pighttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/17/the-tale-of-mac-do-thos-pig/
The tallest cow in the worldhttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/20/the-tallest-cow-in-the-world/
The Ten Day MBAhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/26/the-ten-day-mba/
The Tinder Kinghttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/12/the-tinder-king/
The Tomb of Askiahttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/04/the-tomb-of-askia/
The truth is the truth, all around the worldhttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/02/the-truth-is-the-truth-all-around-the-world/
the urgehttps://stevehely.com/2023/12/28/the-urge/
The USWNThttps://stevehely.com/2015/07/02/the-uswnt/
The valkyrie of the pianohttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/27/the-valkyrie-of-the-piano/
The Vine For Americahttps://stevehely.com/2013/07/04/the-vine-for-america/
The virushttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/31/the-virus/
The Wanderer’s Hávamál translated by Jackson Crawfordhttps://stevehely.com/2020/01/27/the-wanderers-havamal-translated-by-jackson-crawford/
The War Between Mochi and Sakehttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/30/the-war-between-mochi-and-sake/
The Wheelchair Presidenthttps://stevehely.com/2016/09/21/the-wheelchair-president/
The White House Poolhttps://stevehely.com/2015/12/03/the-white-house-pool/
The wild man and his “wildies”https://stevehely.com/2018/07/29/the-wild-man-and-his-wildies/
The Woman Who Walked 10,000 Miles In Three Yearshttps://stevehely.com/2014/09/29/the-woman-who-walked-10000-miles-in-three-years/
The word “spa” in Massachusettshttps://stevehely.com/2015/10/02/the-word-spa-in-massachusetts/
The word amidhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/28/the-word-amid/
the workings of capitalismhttps://stevehely.com/2018/08/11/the-workings-of-capitalism/
The World’s In a Bad Situationhttps://stevehely.com/2022/10/28/the-worlds-in-a-bad-situation/
The writing processhttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/29/the-writing-process/
Theodosius Is Shown The Cave Of The Seven Sleepershttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/23/theodosius-is-shown-the-cave-of-the-seven-sleepers/
Theoryhttps://stevehely.com/2013/01/18/theory/
there are enough of these guyshttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/30/there-are-enough-of-these-guys/
There are no coincidences.https://stevehely.com/2015/07/22/there-are-no-coincidences/
There’s hope for all of us!https://stevehely.com/2014/10/21/theres-hope-for-all-of-us/
These are your only optionshttps://stevehely.com/2019/08/21/these-are-your-only-options/
These hysterical slutshttps://stevehely.com/2015/06/09/these-hysterical-sluts/
They Britney’d the abandoned KMart!https://stevehely.com/2020/01/06/they-britneyd-the-abandoned-kmart/
They can’t give this thing away!https://stevehely.com/2025/06/03/they-cant-give-this-thing-away/
They don’t know you’re lying.https://stevehely.com/2022/08/07/they-dont-know-youre-lying/
They turned the cat cafe into a guinea pig cafe as part of the Emmys campaign for Fleabaghttps://stevehely.com/2019/08/11/they-turned-the-cat-cafe-into-a-guinea-pig-cafe-as-part-of-the-emmys-campaign-for-fleabag/
they work well until they catastrophically come off the railshttps://stevehely.com/2024/08/08/they-work-well-until-they-catastrophically-come-off-the-rails/
They’re at it again in Australiahttps://stevehely.com/2018/02/17/theyre-at-it-again-in-australia/
Things I learned reading The Economist this weekhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/18/things-i-learned-reading-the-economist-this-week/
Think Piece About Mad Menhttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/06/think-piece-about-mad-men/
Think, think, thinkhttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/03/think-think-think/
This guyhttps://stevehely.com/2012/02/10/this-guy/
This guyhttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/29/this-guy-2/
This guy Jordan Petersonhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/20/this-guy-jordan-peterson/
This Is Our Youth, by Kenneth Lonerganhttps://stevehely.com/2012/07/10/this-is-our-youth-by-kenneth-lonergan/
This looks like a boring jobhttps://stevehely.com/2025/10/11/this-looks-like-a-boring-job/
This period in the life of Bob Marleyhttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/31/this-period-in-the-life-of-bob-marley/
this scene from Newsradiohttps://stevehely.com/2019/10/19/i-think-about-this-scene-all-the-time/
This sounds like a sad story, Slate.https://stevehely.com/2012/11/30/this-sounds-like-a-sad-story-slate/
This video is insane.https://stevehely.com/2014/08/04/this-video-is-insane/
Thought this was interestinghttps://stevehely.com/2017/12/22/thought-this-was-interesting/
Thoughts of a Philosophical Fighter Pilothttps://stevehely.com/2016/11/20/thoughts-of-a-philosophical-fighter-pilot/
Three Candidateshttps://stevehely.com/2018/03/23/three-candidates/
Three Good Readshttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/23/three-good-reads/
Three messages from writers I admirehttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/22/three-messages-from-writers-i-admire/
Three Pictures of Skatershttps://stevehely.com/2013/07/22/three-pictures-of-skaters/
Thrice worryhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/10/thrice-worry/
Thurgood’s take, and Yoichi Okamotohttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/02/a-take/
Tigertail (2020)https://stevehely.com/2020/04/10/tigertail-2020/
Tilray, Canopy, and The Canadian Marijuana Gold Rushhttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/03/canadian-marijuana-for-sale/
Time for a walk?https://stevehely.com/2020/10/08/time-for-a-walk/
Time to revisit an old classic.https://stevehely.com/2014/07/21/time-to-revisit-an-old-classic/
Timeless Art?https://stevehely.com/2014/01/08/timeless-art/
tiny, tragic inspirationhttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/15/tiny-tragic-inspiration/
TMIhttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/29/tmi/
To My House Guest:https://stevehely.com/2017/04/22/to-my-house-guest/
Today’s I Chinghttps://stevehely.com/2017/05/25/in-some-translations-springtime-is-rendered-as-long-june/
Tom Murphyhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/10/tom-murphy/
Tom Wolfehttps://stevehely.com/2019/12/27/tom-wolfe/
Tom Wolfe observationhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/18/tom-wolfe-observation/
Top 8 of 2020https://stevehely.com/2020/12/27/top-8-of-2020/
Top Of The Rockhttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/14/top-of-the-rock/
Top Ten HelyTimes Posts Of The Yearhttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/26/best-helytimes-posts-of-the-year/
Tough reviewhttps://stevehely.com/2013/09/20/tough-review/
Tove Jansson in 1956https://stevehely.com/2014/10/01/tove-jansson-in-1956/
Trader Joehttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/14/trader-joe/
Tragedy/comedy/absurdity in southern Mexicohttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/20/tragedycomedyabsurdity-in-southern-mexico/
Tragichttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/29/tragic/
Train Dreamshttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/27/train-dreams/
Training Literature Field Unit No. 1https://stevehely.com/2017/12/24/training-literature-field-unit-no-1/
Tranquility Basehttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/27/tranquility-base/
Transmitterhttps://stevehely.com/2025/08/05/transmitter/
Travelhttps://stevehely.com/2014/06/30/travel/
Travel Tips From Bill and Tonyhttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/08/travel-tips-from-bill-and-tony/
Treated myself to a couplehttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/14/treated-myself-to-a-couple/
Tree Rootshttps://stevehely.com/2023/02/12/tree-roots/
Tribute to railroadshttps://stevehely.com/2024/02/25/tribute-to-railroads/
Triggerfish selfiehttps://stevehely.com/2016/01/23/triggerfish-selfie/
Tripshttps://stevehely.com/2015/02/04/trips/
Triviahttps://stevehely.com/2013/10/21/trivia/
Trivia: who is the second-longest tenured baseball announcer?https://stevehely.com/2016/06/02/trivia-who-is-the-second-longest-tenured-baseball-announcer/
Trouble at the Allah-Las concert !https://stevehely.com/2017/08/24/trouble-at-the-allah-las-concert/
Truckin’https://stevehely.com/2022/02/07/truckin/
Trump at Gettysburghttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/30/trump-at-gettysburg/
Trump: Our First Mexican Presidenthttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/26/trump-our-first-mexican-president/
Truth forever on the scaffold, wrong forever on the thronehttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/23/truth-forever-on-the-scaffold-wrong-forever-on-the-throne/
Trying to learn how to pronounce “Childe Hassam,” found this.https://stevehely.com/2012/03/21/trying-to-learn-how-to-pronounce-childe-hassam-found-this/
Tule Foghttps://stevehely.com/2013/02/27/tule-fog/
Tupaiai’s Maphttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/23/tupaiais-map/
Turkish Coffeehttps://stevehely.com/2013/05/20/turkish-coffee/
Turned Inside Out: Recollections of a Private Soldier in the Army of the Potomac by Frank Wilkesonhttps://stevehely.com/2025/03/15/turned-inside-out-recollections-of-a-private-soldier-in-the-army-of-the-potomac-by-frank-wilkeson/
Tween Selfiehttps://stevehely.com/2017/04/20/tween-selfie/
Twelve Tweetshttps://stevehely.com/2018/01/14/eleven-tweets/
Twenty Greatest Australian Artistic Accomplishments of All Timehttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/18/twenty-greatest-australian-artistic-accomplishments-of-all-time/
Twerps vs. Bullieshttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/08/twerps-vs-bullies/
Twins Seven Sevenhttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/28/twins-seven-seven/
Two case studies in narrative shaping from Bill Clinton’s careerhttps://stevehely.com/2023/10/29/two-case-studies-in-narrative-shaping-from-bill-clintons-career/
Two Portshttps://stevehely.com/2021/11/10/two-ports/
Tyler Cowen is a kinghttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/22/tyler-cowen-is-a-king/
Tyler Cowen’s Productivityhttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/28/tyler-cowens-productivity/
Uh ohhttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/07/uh-oh/
Uma’s examplehttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/16/umas-example/
Una’s Titshttps://stevehely.com/2012/10/12/unas-tits/
Uncle Vanya, A New Version By Annie Bakerhttps://stevehely.com/2018/06/21/uncle-vanya-a-new-version-by-annie-baker/
Uncomfortable giant bunnyhttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/08/uncomfortable-giant-bunny/
Understanding politicshttps://stevehely.com/2016/04/03/understanding-politics-2/
Unicorn Tapestrieshttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/27/unicorn-tapestries/
Unities across tradeshttps://stevehely.com/2018/11/08/unities-across-trades/
Unusual view of a seagullhttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/19/unusual-view-of-a-seagull/
Update on Kentucky Derby timeshttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/07/update-on-kentucky-derby-times/
Update on Norway’s sovereign wealth fundhttps://stevehely.com/2017/09/27/update-on-norways-sovereign-wealth-fund/
Us vs Themhttps://stevehely.com/2017/07/01/us-vs-them/
USC-UCLAhttps://stevehely.com/2023/11/18/usc-ucla/
utterly nonsensicalhttps://stevehely.com/2014/10/06/utterly-nonsensical/
VACATION!https://stevehely.com/2012/04/27/vacation/
Val Kilmerhttps://stevehely.com/2025/04/02/val-kilmer/
Valparaisohttps://stevehely.com/2020/07/13/valparaiso/
Value investing, growth investing, and vibes investinghttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/23/value-investing-growth-investing-and-vibes-investing/
Van Dyck, Portrait Of The Artist (possibly 1620-21)https://stevehely.com/2012/04/19/van-dyck-portrait-of-the-artist-possibly-1620-21/
Van Wyck Brooks on: Elizabeth Peabody.https://stevehely.com/2012/03/22/van-wyck-brooks-on-elizabeth-peabody/
Van Wyck Brooks on: Emersonhttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/30/van-wyck-brooks-on-emerson/
Vertigo Suckshttps://stevehely.com/2013/11/16/vertigo-sucks/
Very positive way to spin the death of Tiffany 2https://stevehely.com/2015/08/15/very-positive-way-to-spin-the-death-of-tiffany-2/
via SDB via SLhttps://stevehely.com/2012/03/21/via-sdb-via-sl/
Videos discussed last nighthttps://stevehely.com/2015/04/12/videos-discussed-last-night/
View from Mount Holyoke, Northampton, Massachusetts, after a Thunderstorm—The Oxbow – Thomas Cole, 1836https://stevehely.com/2012/08/24/view-from-mount-holyoke-northampton-massachusetts-after-a-thunderstorm-the-oxbow-thomas-cole-1836/
Vincent Thomas Bridgehttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/20/vincent-thomas-bridge/
Vintagehttps://stevehely.com/2022/06/24/vintage/
Virginia Thrasherhttps://stevehely.com/2016/08/06/virginia-thrasher/
Visions of Captain Cookhttps://stevehely.com/2021/02/11/captain-cook/
Visualizationhttps://stevehely.com/2019/04/01/visualization/
Vivian Maierhttps://stevehely.com/2018/12/02/vivian-maier/
Vollman vs. Munro!https://stevehely.com/2013/11/07/munro-vs-vollman/
Vote All You Wanthttps://stevehely.com/2014/11/04/vote-all-you-want/
Wade Davishttps://stevehely.com/2014/03/07/wade-davis/
wait a secondhttps://stevehely.com/2021/01/13/wait-a-second/
Wait, can’t you tell a TON about it from this?https://stevehely.com/2015/11/17/wait-cant-you-tell-a-ton-about-it-from-this/
Wanderer Above The Sea Of Fog, 1818https://stevehely.com/2012/06/04/wanderer-above-the-sea-of-fog-1818/
Wandering vs. staying puthttps://stevehely.com/2012/08/20/wandering-vs-staying-put/
Wanted to listen to the original record of Sgt. Pepper’shttps://stevehely.com/2017/06/20/wanted-to-listen-to-the-original-record-of-sgt-peppers/
Warhol/Rothkohttps://stevehely.com/2022/09/01/warhol-rothko/
Warlimpirrnga Tjapaltjarrihttps://stevehely.com/2015/09/19/warlimpirrnga-tjapaltjarri/
WARNING TO MASSACHUSETTS DRIVERS!https://stevehely.com/2017/08/28/warning-to-massachusetts-drivers/
Warren Bennishttps://stevehely.com/2014/08/05/warren-bennis/
Warren Buffetthttps://stevehely.com/2017/03/04/warren-buffett/
Warren Buffett on horse race wageringhttps://stevehely.com/2022/01/16/warren-buffett-on-horse-race-wagering/
Warren Buffett on lovehttps://stevehely.com/2024/04/14/warren-buffett-on-love/
Warren Buffetts, real and fakehttps://stevehely.com/2018/09/01/warren-buffetts-real-and-fake/
Warrior of Capestranohttps://stevehely.com/2021/05/16/warrior-of-capestrano/
Wars Of The Irish Kingshttps://stevehely.com/2018/04/03/wars-of-the-irish-kings/
Was the last joke Abe Lincoln heard funny?https://stevehely.com/2017/09/20/was-the-last-joke-abe-lincoln-heard-funny/
Was the US Civil War fueled by lack of athletic contests?https://stevehely.com/2023/09/24/was-the-us-civil-war-fueled-by-lack-of-athletic-contests/
Watching the newshttps://stevehely.com/2018/03/21/watching-the-news/
Waterhttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/24/water/
Water in Californiahttps://stevehely.com/2021/04/30/water-in-california/
Water in the Mojavehttps://stevehely.com/2019/02/01/water-in-the-mojave/
Waterless Placeshttps://stevehely.com/2017/08/30/waterless-places/
Watson And The Shark (1778), John Singleton Copleyhttps://stevehely.com/2012/05/31/watson-and-the-shark-1778-john-singleton-copley/
Ways of describing horsemanshiphttps://stevehely.com/2012/12/07/ways-of-describing-horsemanship/
Ways Of Seeinghttps://stevehely.com/2017/01/06/ways-of-seeing/
We are better than thishttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/06/we-are-better-than-this/
WE NEED OTHER ANALOGIES!https://stevehely.com/2019/08/30/we-need-other-analogies/
We Spent It All On Kiteshttps://stevehely.com/2013/12/11/we-spent-it-all-on-kites/
we’re all eating wood pulphttps://stevehely.com/2023/05/13/were-all-eating-wood-pulp/
We’re not gonna be the dummies anymore, folkshttps://stevehely.com/2016/02/26/were-not-gonna-be-the-dummies-anymore-folks/
Weak, weak, weakhttps://stevehely.com/2018/07/23/weak-weak-weak/
Weighing the heart against a featherhttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/08/weighing-the-heart-against-a-feather/
Weird London landmarkhttps://stevehely.com/2018/05/16/weird-london-landmark/
Weird mood in Hollywoodhttps://stevehely.com/2017/02/27/weird-mood-in-hollywood/
Weird vote in Colombiahttps://stevehely.com/2016/10/21/weird-election-in-colombia/
Welcome, new readers!https://stevehely.com/2013/07/30/welcome-new-readers/
Well I hope you’re wrong, Leslie Gelb!https://stevehely.com/2015/02/02/well-i-hope-youre-wrong-leslie-gelb/
Well now I’m wonderinghttps://stevehely.com/2016/03/15/well-now-im-wondering/
Well?  Did I?https://stevehely.com/2017/02/16/well-did-i/
Wendy’shttps://stevehely.com/2024/02/19/wendys/
Went to check on results of the Harvard-Yale boat racehttps://stevehely.com/2016/06/13/went-to-check-on-results-of-the-harvard-yale-boat-race/
Westworld semi-theoryhttps://stevehely.com/2016/12/03/westworld-semi-theory/
What An Unbranded Cow Has Costhttps://stevehely.com/2017/11/28/what-an-unbranded-cow-has-cost/
What can we learn from Lee?https://stevehely.com/2017/08/16/what-can-we-learn-from-lee/
what causes US political polarization?https://stevehely.com/2023/09/03/what-causes-us-political-polarization/
What city am I in?https://stevehely.com/2014/04/17/what-city-am-i-in/
What do kids want?https://stevehely.com/2013/11/25/what-do-kids-want/
What do these buildings have in common?https://stevehely.com/2016/10/10/what-do-these-buildings-have-in-common/
What is a story?  What is narrative?https://stevehely.com/2018/08/19/what-is-a-story-what-is-narrative/
What is Amazon? by Zack Kanterhttps://stevehely.com/2020/10/30/what-is-amazon-by-zack-kanter/
What is going ON in DC?https://stevehely.com/2014/11/22/what-is-going-on-in-dc/
What is hidden will be exposedhttps://stevehely.com/2017/10/16/what-is-hidden-will-be-exposed/
What is moral?https://stevehely.com/2018/07/31/what-is-moral/
What is San Diego?https://stevehely.com/2024/07/30/what-is-san-diego/
What is up with the stock market?https://stevehely.com/2020/05/10/what-is-up-with-the-stock-market/
What the guy at the nursery said to me when I bought a book about cactus identification:https://stevehely.com/2014/06/23/what-the-guy-at-the-nursery-said-to-me-when-i-bought-a-book-about-cactus-identification/
What the hell were the Mama’s and the Papa’s up to?https://stevehely.com/2016/05/30/what-the-hell-were-the-mamas-and-the-papas-up-to/
What to make of Beto?https://stevehely.com/2019/01/25/what-to-make-of-beto/
What was up with European witch trials in the Middle Ages?https://stevehely.com/2014/10/22/what-was-up-with-european-witch-trials-in-the-middle-ages/
What was up with Marshall McLuhan?https://stevehely.com/2018/09/16/what-was-up-with-marshall-mcluhan/
What was up with Will Shakespeare?https://stevehely.com/2018/09/23/what-was-up-with-will-shakespeare/
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Vegas

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What is hidden elsewhere exists here in quotidian visibility. So when you fly out of Las Vegas to, say, Milwaukee, the absences imposed by repression are like holes in your vision. They become breathtakingly perceptible, and, as a consequence, there is no better place than Las Vegas for a traveler to feel at home. The town has a quick, feral glamour that is hard to localize—and it arises, I think, out of the suppression of social differences rather than their exacerbation. The whole city floats on a sleek frisson of anxiety and promise that those of us addicted to such distraction must otherwise induce by motion or medication.

A Dave Hickey quote from this Hedgehog Review piece about Las Vegas by Isaac Ariail Reed. Intellectuals writing about Las Vegas tend to crack a little bit. It’s unsayable. Michael Herr’s The Big Room is my favorite.

Previous coverage of Las Vegas


The Notebooks of F. Scott Fitzgerald

In the library at Princeton sit two 8 1/2 by 11 spring binder notebooks which F. Scott Fitzgerald filled with scraps he wanted to save from short stories he knew he wouldn’t republish, along with lines, paragraphs, “Nonsense and Stray Phrases,” “Conversation and Things Overheard,” “Feelings & Emotion (without girls),” “Descriptions of Girls,” “Moments (What people do)” and other material. Editor Matthew Bruccoli numbered them and supervised the publication.

602 Cordell Hull – Donald Duck eyes?

1021 T. S. P A Romance and a Reading List

Sun also Rises. A Romance and a Guide Book

1029 I can never remember the times when I wrote anything – This Side of Paradise time or Beautiful and Damned and Gatsby time for instance. Lived in story

1043 When Whitman said “Oh Pioneers” he said all.

1312 Idea that in the higher levels of human achievement writing Thalberg etc. difference is so slight etc.

1313 Awful disillusion of arriving at center of supposed authority and finding need of flattery so as to be reinforced in that authority

1362 I left my capacity for hoping on the little roads that led to Zelda’s sanitarium

1372 About finding I am not a rational type, finding it in Hollywood, I mean, in script writing. How every director must be, for instance.

1846 The people of Hollywood are not very nice outwardly – there is too much unwelcome familiarity, too much casual snootiness. (the agent who picked up paper in the office).

1853 Malibu: A bunch of dressing cabins for people who can’t swim (look up and see if it’s mine or DeMille’s)

2058 The purpose of a fiction story is to create passionate curiosity and then to gratify it unexpectedly, orgasmically. Isn’t that what we expect from all contacts?

2041 Actresses have to be show offs and not look like show off.

2043 There is a time in the life of all great conquerors when they would gladly settle in for a safe colonelcy – but they can’t; for them it’s Victory or elimination.

Cordell Hull

Previous coverage of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s notebooks, his lifestyle and diet, and Love of the Last Tycoon.


Fairfax and Melrose, 1922

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looking the other way, 1920:


KC Masterpiece

warning: there’s some rough language in this post.

Is the barbecue sauce my first association with Kansas City?

KC Masterpiece is a barbecue sauce that is marketed by the HV Food Products Company, a subsidiary of the Clorox Company

It was invented by Rich Davis, a child psychologist and former Dean of the University of North Dakota Medical School, who also experimented with “mustchup,” a mustard ketchup combo.

Kansas City became famous in song as a party town. The Beatles sing about it:

“Kansas City” was written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, two nineteen-year-old rhythm and blues fans from Los Angeles. Neither had been to Kansas City, but were inspired by Big Joe Turner records.

from Big Joe Turner’s Wikipedia page:

At that time Kansas City nightclubs were subject to frequent raids by the police; Turner said, “The Boss man would have his bondsmen down at the police station before we got there. We’d walk in, sign our names and walk right out. Then we would cabaret until morning.”

Why Kansas City?:

In the 1930s, Kansas City was very much the crossroads of the United States, resulting in a mix of cultures. Transcontinental trips by plane or train often necessitated a stop in the city. The era marked the zenith of power of political boss Tom Pendergast. Kansas City was a wide open town with prohibition era liquor laws and hours totally ignored, and was called the new Storyville. Most of the jazz musicians associated with the style were born in other places but got caught up in the friendly musical competitions among performers that could keep a single song being performed in variations for an entire night. 

so says the Wikipedia entry “Kansas City Jazz.”

In the late 1930s and early 1940s, when Kansas City was a hotbed of jazz activity, Mr. McShann was in the thick of the action. Along with his fellow pianist and bandleader Count Basie, the singer Joe Turner and many others, he helped establish what came to be known as the Kansas City sound: a brand of jazz rooted in the blues, driven by riffs and marked by a powerful but relaxed rhythmic pulse.

“You’d hear some cat play,” he told The Associated Press in 2003, “and somebody would say, ‘This cat, he sounds like he’s from Kansas City.’ It was Kansas City style. They knew it on the East Coast. They knew it on the West Coast. They knew it up north, and they knew it down south.”

Jay McShann obituary.

from a pretty interesting 1948 article in the Journal of Criminal Law and Criminology, “The Myth of hte Wide-Open City,” by Virgil W. Peterson:

In 1933 Tom Pendergast openly boasted that while gambling and slot machine complaints might be frequent, Kansas City afforded its citizens greater protection from violence and crime than any other American city. But that was only the usual prating of a machine boss. The die had been cast,-wide-open
gambling, always a chief pillar of organized crime and political corruption, had resulted in powerful alliances between officialdom and the underworld. Kansas City had become the most wideopen town in the United States,-a haven for the toughest gangsters from every part of America. The officials who had
utilized the underworld in maintaining political dominance had created a monster they could no longer control. The underworld was completely out of hand. In May, 1933, the daughter of the city manager, Henry F. McElroy, was kidnaped. John Lazia, the gangster, took over the task of raising the ransom money. She was released. On the morning of June 17, 1933, a brazen attempt was made to liberate the notorious bank robber and escaped federal prisoner, Frank Nash, who had been captured and was being returned to the federal penitentiary. As officers emerged with Nash from the Kansas City Union Station, machine guns blasted forth. Five persons were killed, including two members of the Kansas City Police Department, a special agent of the FBI, a chief of police from Oklahoma and, ironically, Frank Nash himself. Two other officers were wounded. The massacre had been engineered by the outlaw, Vern C. Miller, who had been placed in touch with the killers, Pretty Boy Floyd and Adam Richetti, by the gambling czar John Lazia. In July, 1933, the kidnaping of the wealthy Charles F. Urschel in Oklahoma attracted nationwide attention. Ransom money paid in the case was traced to a prominent Kansas City criminal gang. In the same year a lieutenant of John Lazia attempted to kill Sheriff
Thomas B. Bash.

In the March, 1934, election, fraud was rampant and it was conducted in Hitler fashion. Four people were killed and eleven seriously injured in election violence. The attention of the entire United States was focused on Kansas City. The United States Senate announced its intention to conduct an official investigation. John Lazia was then recognized in Kansas City as one of its most influential and powerful political figures. A short time later, on July 10, 1934, John Lazia fell in a hail of gangland bullets. Tom Pendergast’s chief lieutenant and gambling overlord was dead. And, ironically, the gun which fired the fatal bullets had been used a year earlier in the Union Station massacre in which Lazia had figured. Kansas City still had to endure five years of the “rule of ruin” before Tom Pendergast was committed to the federal penitentiary May 29, 1939. Unfortunately, the story of the Pendergast machine is not the story of Kansas City alone. Disgracing the pages of American political history, comparable stories are recorded of many of our large municipalities.

Peterson argues that “wide open city” method – letting the gangsters get away with their vices in exchange for keeping murder outside of the cities – didn’t work. I don’t know if it was ever really intended to, seems like bullshit the likes of Pendergast invented so they could justify the profitable vices and criminal alliances.

While it may not have worked for keeping order, the wide open city did seem to lead to a raucous music scene. The greatest Kansas City jazzman has got to be Charlie Parker.

In 1940, he returned to Kansas City to perform with Jay McShann and to attend the funeral of his father, Charles Sr. The younger Parker then spent the summer in McShann’s band playing at Fairyland Park for all-white audiences; trumpet player Bernard Anderson introduced him to Dizzy Gillespie.

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You won’t have a bad time if you go to Spotify or YouTube and put on Charlie Parker Radio as you read the rest of this post.

Music and violence still seem to intersect in Kansas City. Mac Dre was shot and killed there:

After Hicks and other Thizz Entertainment members had performed a show in Kansas City, Missouri on October 31, 2004, an unidentified gunman shot at the group’s van as it traveled on U.S. Route 71 in the early morning hours of November 1. The van’s driver crashed and called 911, but Hicks was pronounced dead at the scene from a bullet wound to the neck.[13] Local rapper Anthony “Fat Tone” Watkins was alleged to have been responsible for the murder, but no evidence ever surfaced, and Watkins himself was shot dead the following year.

Although maybe there’s one of those in every city if you go digging.

Before Pendergast, Kansas City was already wild. From David McCullough’s Truman, describing Kansas City around 1900:

It. was a wide-open town still, more than living up to its reputation. Sporting houses and saloons far outnumbered churches. “When a bachelor or stale old codger was in sore need of easing himself [with a woman], he looked for a sign in the window which said: Transient Rooms or Light Housekeeping,” remembered the writer Edward Dahlberg, whose mother was proprietor of the Star Lady Barbershop on 8th Street. To Dahlberg, in memory, nearly everything about the Kansas City of 1905, the city of his boyhood, was redolent of sex and temptation. To him it was a “wild, concupiscent city.” Another contemporary, Virgil Thomson, who was to become a foremost composer, wrote of whole blocks where there were nothing but saloons, this in happy contrast, he said, to dry, “moralistic” Kansas across the line. “And just as Memphis and St. Louis had their Blues, we had our Twelfth Street Rag proclaiming joyous low life.” But with such joyous low life Harry appears to have had little or no experience. Years afterward, joking with friends about his music lessons, he would reflect that had things gone differently he might have wound up playing the piano in a whorehouse, but there is no evidence he ever set foot in such a place, or that he “carried on” in Kansas City in any fashion.

Young Ernest Hemingway was a reporter for The Kansas City Star in 1917-1918, when he was roughly 17-18. Hemingway biographers and documentarians like to point out the influence of The Kansas City Star style sheet, which begins:

but it also has a bunch of stranger rules:

I’m glad I printed it out, it used to be online at the Kansas City Star’s website but the link appears dead.

An interstitial section in in our time contains a Kansas City story fragment:

At two o’clock in the morning two Hungarians got into a cigar store at Fifteenth Street and Grand Avenue. Drevitts and Boyle drove up from the Fifteenth Street police station in a Ford. The Hungarians were backing their wagon out of an alley. Boyle shot one off the seat of the wagon and one out of the wagon box. Drevetts got frightened when he found they were both dead.

Hell Jimmy, he said, you oughtn’t to have done it. There’s liable to be a hell of a lot of trouble.

—They’re crooks ain’t they? said Boyle. They’re wops ain’t they? Who the hell is going to make any trouble?

—That’s all right maybe this time, said Drevitts, but how did you know they were wops when you bumped them?

Wops, said Boyle, I can tell wops a mile off.

15th and Grand? 15th is now Truman Road.



In Across the River and Into the Trees, Hemingway’s Colonel Cantwell tells his young Italian mistress about the Muehlebach Hotel. They’re fantasizing about an American road trip?

‘Do you mind being here out of season?’

‘Did you think I was a snob because I come from an old family? We’re the ones who are not snobs. The snobs are what you call jerks and the people with all the new money. Did you ever see so much new money?’

‘Yes,’ the Colonel said. ‘I saw it in Kansas City when I used to come in from Fort Riley to play polo at the Country Club.’

‘Was it as bad as here?’

‘No, it was quite pleasant. I liked it and that part of Kansas City is very beautiful.’

‘Is it really? I wish that we could go there. Do they have the camps there too? The ones that we are going to stay at?’

‘Surely. But we’ll stay at the Muehlebach hotel which has the biggest beds in the world and we’ll pretend that we are oil millionaires.’

‘Where will we leave the Cadillac?’

‘Is it a Cadillac now?’

‘Yes. Unless you want to take the big Buick Roadmaster, with the Dynaflow drive. I’ve driven it all over Europe. It was in that last Vogue you sent me.’

‘We’d probably better just use one at a time,’ the Colonel said. ‘Whichever one we decide to use we will park in the garage alongside the Muehlebach.’

‘Is the Muehlebach very splendid?’

‘Wonderful. You’ll love it. When we leave town we’ll drive north to St. Joe and have a drink in the bar at the Roubidoux, maybe two drinks and then we will cross the river and go west. You can drive and we can spell each other.’

‘What is that?’

‘Take turns driving.’

‘I’m driving now.’

‘Let’s skip the dull part and get to Chimney Rock and go on to Scott’s Bluff and Torrington and after that you will begin to see it.’

‘I have the road maps and the guides and that man who says where to eat and the A.A.A. guide to the camps and the hotels.’

‘Do you work on this much?’

‘I work at it in the evenings, with the things you sent me. What kind of a licence will we have?’

‘Missouri. We’ll buy the car in Kansas City. We fly to Kansas City, don’t you remember? Or we can go on a really good train.’

from Wikipedia. The windowless section is an addition. It’s now part of the downtown Marriott, and it sounds like you’d struggle to find anything of what the Colonel remembers.

They imploded the 1952 Muehlebach Tower annex building and in 1998 built a new, modern Muehlebach tower in its place. A “skybridge” was also built that connects both hotel buildings on their second floors. The original 1915 Muehlebach building’s lobby and ballrooms were restored and are now used as banquet and convention facilities by the Marriott. The original hotel guest room floors above have been gutted and remain unused.

In A Moveable Feast, published posthumously but written around 1960, a sickly fellow in Paris makes Hemingway reminsce:

Some RFK Jr. type thinking..

Back when we were learning about Savoy Special, we came across the Savoy Hotel of Kansas City:

It’s now the Hotel Savoy Kansas City, Tapestry Collection by Hilton. I’d at least check this place out on a next visit.

On my first trip to Kansas City, around 2009, stopping in for a night on a transcontinental train trip, I stayed at the Sheraton Crown Center, formerly the Hyatt Regency, which was famous for a disastrous walkway collapse that killed 114 people. Some grim photos there tell the story and also evoke the era, when hundreds of people would attend a “tea dance.”

Kansas City is famous for barbecue, specifically a style that’s just some meat with a sweet sauce.

Kansas City–style barbecue is a slowly smoked meat barbecue originating in Kansas City, Missouri in the early 20th century. It has a thick, sweet sauce derived from brown sugar, molasses, and tomatoes. Henry Perry is credited as its originator, as two of the oldest Kansas City–style barbecue restaurants still in operation trace their roots back to Perry’s pit.

Those would be Arthur Bryant’s (subject of a New Yorker piece by Calvin Trillin) and Gates B-B-Q. There’s also Jack Stack, Oklahoma Joe’s now Joe’s, and more.

Henry Perry himself was from Memphis:

He had a sign in his restaurant that said “my business is to serve you, not to entertain you,” and it was known for its far-reaching BBQ smells. He was known for his generosity, and would often give food to people for free.[1]

He later moved a few blocks away within the neighborhood of 19th and Highland, where he operated out of an old trolley barn throughout the 1920s and 1930s when the neighborhood became famed for its Kansas City Jazz during the Tom Pendergast era.

Customers paid 25 cents for hot meat smoked over oak and hickory and wrapped in newsprint. Perry’s sauce was described as “harsh, peppery” (rather than sweet). Perry’s menu included such barbecue standards of the day as beef and wild game such as possum, woodchuck, and raccoon.

Is Kansas City Still The Barbecue Capital of America?” asked a recent NY Times article.

According to Mr. Gates, the meats at a Kansas City barbecue joint historically all had one thing in common: They were cheap.

Cooking inexpensive cuts low and slow is the foundation of every American barbecue tradition, but Kansas City had an advantage — one of the largest stockyards in the country. “Brisket was practically a giveaway,” Mr. Gates said. Abundance inspired new ideas: Burnt ends, a signature of Kansas City barbecue, began as overcooked brisket edges that Arthur Bryant’s cooks chopped up and gave away to customers.

The stockyards never fully recovered from a devastating flood in 1951 and closed permanently in 1991.

More on the West Bottoms floods:

(is that a dead cow? why do I feel sad for this drowned cow, when his fate was doubtless grim in any case?)

Both times I’ve been to Kansas City I transited through the grand Union Station:

(Daderot for Wikipedia)

(John LeCoque for Wikipedia)

I ate all the barbecue, went to the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum and the American Jazz Museum, walked the Power & Light District when I went there alone. When I went there with my wife, again a brief stop before a train trip, we looked at the Christmas lights on Country Club Plaza, and we had a KC strip steaks in the West Bottoms.

The Kansas City of reality didn’t quite match the myth. That might be my fault, who knows. If I ever get back, I’d like to visit the Nelson- Atkins Museum, and see Bosch’s Temptation of St. Anthony:

The other day on my plane back from New Jersey I looked out the window and saw Kansas City below me. There was Arrowhead Stadium and Kauffman Stadium, and the surrounding car-consumed wasteland:

it’s too bad there wasn’t a game on. I could’ve seen a tiny Travis Kelce and a tiny Patrick Mahomes.


Relaxin’ at Camarillo

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Relaxin’ at Camarillo” is a composition by jazz saxophonist Charlie Parker. It is inspired by his six-month stay in Camarillo State Hospital in Ventura County, California, after serving a prison term for arson and resisting arrest. The tune is a blues in C major and has become a jazz standard.

The heroin in Los Angeles was not of the quality or ample supply Charlie Parker needed, he turned to alcohol and things got bad. This was the incident that sent Charlie Parker into the system:

That according to Bird: The Life and Music of Charlie Parker by Chuck Haddix. (No mention of the arson, interesting. Other sources say Parker lit his hotel sheets on fire.) On the website Saving Charlie Parker I find this photo of the Civic Hotel:

It was in Bronzeville, now Little Tokyo.

Reading about Kansas City lead me to Charlie Parker and, inadvertently, back to my own backyard, and to the history of mental health treatment in California and the nation.

From the Wiki page for Camarillo State Hospital:

The end of the institution came due to economic challenges and a changing outlook on mental health treatment. In 1967, Governor Ronald Reagan signed the bi-partisan Lanterman-Petris-Short Act, which greatly affected state hospital populations, forcing many to close immediately.

Another contributing factor was in 1996, when Governor Pete Wilson empowered a special task force to research reasons for and against the closure of the Camarillo State Hospital and Developmental Center.[2] The task force cited that the facility, which housed as many as 7,266 patients in 1954, had only 871 clients in 1996. The hospitals per capita costs had risen to nearly $114,000, second highest in the state mental health system. These factors prompted the initial closing of one-quarter of the facility’s 64 units and later, on June 30, 1996, the hospital officially and permanently closed.

The intentions and consequences of the Lanterman-Petris-Short Act seem quite complicated. Genuine concern for the well-being of the mentally disturbed may have led to policies that in the end left more people uncared for.

Reporter Dan Morain, writing at the Center for Health Journalism:

As a Capitol reporter for the Los Angeles Times and later a columnist and editorial writer for the Sacramento Bee, I covered some of those legislative battles. But I did not know fundamental details about the law — how the final bill was gutted and amended on the final day of the legislative session in 1967, and how it was a compromise that guaranteed that Reagan’s administration and local governments would have no legal or financial obligation to provide care for people once housed in state hospitals, or those who in an earlier day would have been in asylums.

Internal Reagan administration documents show that soon after the law took effect, the number of prison inmates with psychiatric issues increased, and private nursing homes began caring for larger numbers of people with severe mental illness. 

In the years after its passage, Lanterman and his coauthors, Democratic Sens. Nicholas Petris of Oakland and Alan Short of Stockton, became alarmed at increasing numbers of homeless people struggling with mental illness — an issue that has become a dominant issue in California politics today.

Bold mine. Sometimes you hear cocktail party history that “Reagan closed all the asylums” but the truth as usual seems more complex. What about the Community Mental Health Act of 1963? or the history of Thorazine? This seems like it’s just a messy, messy problem. There’s a history of the feds and the states sending it down to “the community” without any funding, or with funding that later gets taken away, and the community doesn’t handle it.

This feels like a good summary.

JFK signing the CMHA:

An outcome where the patient, instead of facing criminal charges, is taken to a state hospital with beautiful Mission style architecture, heals for six months, comes out happy, and continues a productive artistic career, is that not optimal? Is it possible our reforms, even if well intentioned, were misguided? Every day I walk past an averages of two distressed/ disturbed individuals on our streets. Could we be relaxing them at Camarillo?

Then again Charlie Parker died at 34, not in great shape, so… maybe these are just tough challenges.


Herb Caen’s San Francisco

The ’40-41 San Francisco was a Sam Spade city. The Hall of justice was dirty and reeked of evil. The criminal lawyers were young and hungry and used every shyster trick in the law books they never read. The City Hall, the D.A. and the cops ran the town as though they owned it and they did. Hookers worked upstairs, not on the street; there were hundreds, maybe thousands, most of them named Sally. The two biggest abortion mills-one on Mar-ket, the other in the Fillmore —were so well-known they might as well have had neon signs. You could play roulette in the Marina, roll craps on O’Farrell, play poker on Mason, get rolled at 4 a.m. in a bar on Eddy, and wake up at noon in a Turk St. hotel with a girl whose name you never knew or cared to know. Sam Spade went through all this and his face showed it. You’d see him alone at 1 p.m. at a Taylor St. lunch counter, drinking coffee, chain smoking

You hear often – usually from rich tech people – about San Francisco being a warren of drug addled zombies. There’s truth to this, I’ve observed it myself. Feral zombies wander the Tenderloin.

But wasn’t San Francisco ever thus? Doesn’t Mark Twain report on the bums on the street? And hasn’t the charm always outweighed the derelicts?

If I do go to heaven, I’m going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven. He looks around and says, ‘It ain’t bad, but it ain’t San Francisco.’

I got this collection after a visit where I walked Herb Caen Way, with the ambition of getting some historical perspective on the city.

Forgive me if I’m about to go over familiar ground, but I get a little sick of hearing people say, as a society woman said the other night: “Who cares about those old drunks? Kick’em out and start building.” I think she would have voted for gas chambers.

(1972)

The tourists. They used to beat a path from the Ferry Building to the Cliff House. Now they roam around the Vaillancourt Foun-tain, making funnies, and stay in Hyatts and Holiday Inns, eat at whatever place is handy and ask plaintively: “Where do the real San Franciscans go?” There is no satisfactory answer, for the San Franciscan is forever a tourist in his own hometown, mingling with the tourists from elsewhere and usually having just as good, or rotten, a time as they… Come let us play and pay together.

Topic A:

Some of us old newspaper hacks were sitting around at the Nam Yuen in Chinatown the other night, eating stuffed chicken legs and discussing Topic A, as usual, which is not what you think. Sex may be Topic A in most places, and food is certainly Topic A in Paris, but in San Francisco Topic A is —San Francisco.

After we’d covered the usual high spots (Things Ain’t What They Used to Be, but were they ever?), a former Front Page Farrell who has been put out to pasture as an editorial writer sighed a wine-laden sigh. “When I was covering a beat,” he said, “I knew the town pretty well-and most of the characters. Now I feel like a stranger in my own city. Out of touch. The old characters are fading out, and I have no idea who’s taking their place.

January 20, 1963

Meeting John and Yoko:

Earlier that evening, the Lennons, and their local close friend, Craig Pyes, the co-editor of SunDance magazine, had dined sumptuously at Mme. Cecilia Chiang’s Mandarin in Ghirardelli Square, looking out over the quiet Bay and the old ships at rest.

“We’re crazy about this city,” said John, peering at the view through his bottle-thick glasses. “First time we came here, we walked the streets all day— all over town-and nobody hassled us.

People smiled, friendly-like, and we knew we could live here. We’d like to keep our place in Greenwich Village and have an apartment here, God and the Immigration Service willing … Los Angeles? That’s just a big parking lot where you buy a hamburger Ifor the trip to San Francisco.”

They raved over Mme. Chiang’s newest delicacy, scallop soup.

“The food in this city is fantastic,” John went on. “Better than Lon-don. You know, more variety. And the beautiful old houses and the strange light. We’ve never been in a city with light like this. We sit in our hotel room for hours, watching the fog come in, the light change.”

Peking duck, mandarin style, came wrapped in paper thin pan-cakes. “We drove here from New York,” John continued. “Yoko and I probably have seen more of the United States than most Americans. United Statesians? When I was a Beatle, I didn’t see anything —whoosh-whoosh-whoosh. In Nevada, we got out of the car and rolled in the sand. We’d never seen a desert before.”

In answer to a question: “Yes, we want to live here perma-nently. There’s violence, sure, and it’s scary, sometimes, but there are so many good people, so many chances for change. Not like England, which is dead. Sure, we’d be happy to become American citizens. We’re not here on a tax dodge, you know.”

The Immigration Service will make a decision in November on whether the Lennons can stay here. “We’re in limbo till then,” lamented Yoko. “It’s hard to settle down, to write, to work, when you don’t know where home will be.” A kind, gentle, soft-spoken couple. I think we’d be lucky to get them.

July 21, 1972

On the anniversary of the World’s Fair:

Tonight, if you’re in the mood, you may listen to Woody Herman, visit Top o’ the Mark and drink a toast to Treasure Island, thereby celebrating three silver anniversaries in one. Like most anniversaries, it will be a little sad.

February 23, 1964

(Previous coverage of San Francisco)