Perspective worth hearing
Posted: December 18, 2016 Filed under: America Since 1945, business Leave a comment
saw this letter to the editor of the Financial Times on somebody’s Twitter.
Fala
Posted: December 18, 2016 Filed under: America Since 1945, WW2 Leave a comment
all pics from Wikipedia about Fala and Eleanor
FDR turned the tables on the scandal with this rejoinder:
That was back when you could make a good clean Scottish joke and the nation would love it.
The other day a friend of mine’s mom died. She was 87. I’d had maybe eight meals with this woman.

One story she told me was about having lunch at Eleanor Roosevelt’s house.

She was in college at Vassar in the early 1950s, and she knew some niece or something of Mrs. Roosevelt. Eleanor, then a representative at the UN, asked the niece to round up some young people for a luncheon, so there she went.

She didn’t have much to say about Eleanor, but in her memory Fala sat on her feet under the table.

Anyway, I thought I would commemorate the passing, perhaps, from living memory of this historic and noble dog.

Suffering from deafness and failing health, Fala was euthanized on April 5, 1952, two days before his twelfth birthday.
Last minute gift idea?
Posted: December 17, 2016 Filed under: Wonder Trail 1 CommentWhy not buy five copies and give them out to five lucky friends?
You can buy it on Amazon or at your local indie bookstore. Looks good in any home:
I think the gift getter will be touched and delighted!
One last chance?
Posted: December 16, 2016 Filed under: America Since 1945, heroes, politics, presidents, the California Condition Leave a comment
stirred the pot the other day with this tweet.



I mean, I like being lumped in with the #coolkids.
When I tweeted that, I meant what I said: it would be a cool movie. The Electoral College members are mostly, as I understand it, a bunch of ordinary schmoes. 99 times out of a hundred their job is rubber stamping, a comical bit of leftover political inanity.
But what if, one day, it wasn’t so easy?
What if, one day, these ordinary citizens were called upon to make a tough choice.
A choice that would bring them right into the line of fire.
A choice that would change history.
The idea of Trump in the White House makes me sick. 61,900,651 Americans disagree, obvs. An Electoral College revolt is a crazy fantasy. But I enjoy thinking about it!
What is right and wrong for the Electoral College to do?
Says the National Archives:
There is no Constitutional provision or Federal law that requires Electors to vote according to the results of the popular vote in their states. Some states, however, require Electors to cast their votes according to the popular vote. These pledges fall into two categories—Electors bound by state law and those bound by pledges to political parties.
The U.S. Supreme Court has held that the Constitution does not require that Electors be completely free to act as they choose and therefore, political parties may extract pledges from electors to vote for the parties’ nominees. Some state laws provide that so-called “faithless Electors” may be subject to fines or may be disqualified for casting an invalid vote and be replaced by a substitute elector. The Supreme Court has not specifically ruled on the question of whether pledges and penalties for failure to vote as pledged may be enforced under the Constitution. No Elector has ever been prosecuted for failing to vote as pledged.
Today, it is rare for Electors to disregard the popular vote by casting their electoral vote for someone other than their party’s candidate. Electors generally hold a leadership position in their party or were chosen to recognize years of loyal service to the party. Throughout our history as a nation, more than 99 percent of Electors have voted as pledged.
The National Association of Secretaries of State (NASS) has compiled a brief summary of state laws about the various procedures, which vary from state to state, for selecting slates of potential electors and for conducting the meeting of the electors. The document, Summary: State Laws Regarding Presidential Electors, can be downloaded from the NASS website.

From the NASS website, here’s how it goes down in my home state of California:
Whenever a political party submits to the Secretary of State its certified list of nominees for electors of President and Vice President of the United States, the Secretary of State shall notify each candidate for elector of his or her nomination by the party. The electors chosen shall assemble at the State Capitol at 2 o’clock in the afternoon on the first Monday after the second Wednesday in December next following their election. In case of the death or absence of any elector chosen, or if the number of electors is deficient for any other reason, the electors then present shall elect, from the citizens of the state, as many persons as will supply the deficiency. The electors, when convened, if both candidates are alive, shall vote by ballot for that person for President and that person for Vice President of the United States, who are, respectively, the candidates of the political party which they represent, one of whom, at least, is not an inhabitant of this state.
That seems pretty standard. In some states they meet in the governor’s office or the office of the secretary of state. In Massachusetts they will meet in the Governor’s office:

Barry Chin for The Boston Globe, found here.
Here’s what the good ol’ Constitution says about the EC.
Now, what is the point of all this? If you’ve read at all about the EC, you will know that Hamilton made the case for it in Federalist 68, which you can read a summary of here or the real thing here.

You’ve probably seen this quote:
Talents for low intrigue, and the little arts of popularity, may alone suffice to elevate a man to the first honors in a single State; but it will require other talents, and a different kind of merit, to establish him in the esteem and confidence of the whole Union, or of so considerable a portion of it as would be necessary to make him a successful candidate for the distinguished office of President of the United States
But to me, the more interesting one is this one:
Nothing was more to be desired than that every practicable obstacle should be opposed to cabal, intrigue, and corruption. These most deadly adversaries of republican government might naturally have been expected to make their approaches from more than one querter, but chiefly from the desire in foreign powers to gain an improper ascendant in our councils.
Wow!
Now, I hear the argument that the cool kids are always changing the rules. I don’t think I agree with the logic of this petition, which is half “Hillary won the popular vote” (who cares, that’s not the rules we were playing by) and half “Trump is unfit to serve.”
The Trump being unfit to serve bit was up to the voters. Seems very dangerous to me for the Electoral College to start making that call. That is some wonked aristocratic bullshit that the Constitution maybe intended, but which the Constitution as practiced and understood has moved away from?
But if it were proven Trump colluded with a foreign power, then I think hell yeah! If you believe, as I do, that the Constitution is a genius mechanism full of checks and failsafes, isn’t the Electoral College designed exactly to be one last chance for good old-fashioned citizens to stop a presidential candidate who allowed a foreign power to gain an improper ascendant in our councils?
I don’t think we have the proof that Trump did that. But I think the Electors are totally within their rights to think about it and decide what to do.
In closing my feelings are well summarized by Ben White:

Hadith
Posted: December 12, 2016 Filed under: Islam, Islam, religion 2 Comments
Reading some of the sayings of The Prophet, the Hadith, in Thomas Cleary’s translation:

A word of warning for PEOTUS:

Prince
Posted: December 11, 2016 Filed under: America, music Leave a commentVan Jones: He was very interested in the world. He wanted me to explain how the White House worked. He asked very detailed kind of foreign-policy questions. And then he’d ask, “Why doesn’t Obama just outlaw birthdays?” [laughs] I’m, like, “What?” He said, “I was hoping that Obama, as soon as he was elected, would get up and announce there’d be no more Christmas presents and no more birthdays—we’ve got too much to do.” I said, “Yeah, I don’t know if that would go over too well.”
and
Van Jones: Prince wrote music the way you write e-mails, okay? If you were transported to some world where the ability to write e-mails was some rare thing, you would be Prince. He was just writing music all the time. He slept it, he thought it. And it wasn’t all great—some of it was good, some of it wasn’t. But he had no expectation, he was just being himself. It’s like you cut the water faucet on—I don’t think the faucet is sitting there thinking, “This is the best water ever!” The faucet is just doing what the faucet does. That’s kind of how he was.
The Van Jones ones were the best, which led me to Mr. Jones’ wiki:

Wiki:
He has described his own childhood behavior as “bookish and bizarre.” His grandfather was the senior bishop in the Christian Methodist Episcopal Church, and Jones sometimes accompanied his grandfather to religious conferences, where he would sit all day listening to the adults “in these hot, sweaty black churches” Jones was a young fan of the late John and Bobby Kennedy, and would pin photographs of them to a bulletin board in his room in the specially delineated “Kennedy Section”. As a child he matched his Star Wars action figures with Kennedy-era political figures; Luke Skywalker was John, Han Solo was Bobby, and Lando Calrissian was Martin Luther King, Jr.
Impressive thing about Manchester By The Sea
Posted: December 9, 2016 Filed under: movies, New England, North Shore Leave a comment
The entire film takes place in Massachusetts, yet no one is seen going to Dunkin Donuts or holding a Dunkin Donuts cup.
A short examination of New England and Massachusetts psychology is at the beginning of this book:

available at Amazon or your local indie bookstore. You’ll enjoy it.
F Minus
Posted: December 8, 2016 Filed under: books, Boston, comedy, New England, writing Leave a commentI don’t like to give bad reviews to books on Helytimes. Why call limited attention to bad books? However I must condemn this book.

Let me admit that I didn’t read it.
I oppose it because:
1) I was not consulted on it and didn’t hear about it until it was published
2) I was not included in it
3) many geniuses were not included in it, and the selections don’t represent anything like a best of.
Impossible in an anthology to please everyone. But I suspect anyone familiar with the Lampoon will find the table of contents to be the funniest part.
(That’s the only part I read.)

4) No art?
The Lampoon is full of beautiful art that makes the words tolerable.

Example I happened to find here.
A mistake to print an all words anthology.
5) the whole point of the Lampoon is you can write and “publish” dumb bad practice material that no one will ever see.
On the other hand: I was lucky and was given issues of the Lampoon by my cousin when I was a senior in high school. That gift changed my life. So maybe this book will do that for someone.
Still, I must grade it an F minus and recommend that you not purchase it on Amazon or your local indie bookstore. For example The Harvard Book Store:

found on the website of Dr. Barbara Long
Here’s a funny review by one Helen Andrews of Sydney, Australia in the Weekly Standard. (Shoutout to Chris McKenna who I guess reads The Weekly Standard?)
I think you’ll get more value for your book dollar in:

available at Amazon or your local indie bookstore. You’ll enjoy it.
Pearl Harbor Day
Posted: December 7, 2016 Filed under: islands, WW2 Leave a comment
“USS SHAW exploding during the Japanese raid on Pearl Harbor.” December 7, 1941. 80-G-16871. From the National Archives
This fact is so crazy:
There were 38 sets of brothers on the USS Arizona; 23 sets were lost.
found here.

Rusted parts of the Niihau Zero as displayed at the Pacific Aviation Museum Pearl Harbor
How about this story, introduced to me by reader Bobby M.? A Japanese plane crash landed on the remote Hawaiian island of Ni’ihau after the attack. It was so isolated that the island’s residents didn’t realize what had happened. When they did though, that was the end of the pilot.

Aerial view of Niihau Island in Hawaii, looking southwestward from the north. Taken by Christopher P. Becker (polihale.com) on 25 Sep 2007 from a helicopter. From Wiki
Irish language in Montserrat
Posted: December 7, 2016 Filed under: Ireland, islands, Wonder Trail, writing Leave a comment
found here
One thing leads to another and I’m reading about how there were black people on the Caribbean island of Montserrat who were said to speak Irish Gaelic:
Irish language in Montserrat
The Irish constituted the largest proportion of the white population from the founding of the colony in 1628. Many were indentured labourers; others were merchants or plantation owners. The geographer Thomas Jeffrey claimed in The West India Atlas (1780) that the majority of those on Montserrat were either Irish or of Irish descent, “so that the use of the Irish language is preserved on the island, even among the Negroes”.
African slaves and Irish colonists of all classes were in constant contact, with sexual relationships being common and a population of mixed descent appearing as a consequence. The Irish were also prominent in Caribbean commerce, with their merchants importing Irish goods such as beef, pork, butter and herring, and also importing slaves.
There is indirect evidence that the use of the Irish language continued in Montserrat until at least the middle of the nineteenth century. The Kilkenny diarist and Irish scholar Amhlaoibh Ó Súilleabháin noted in 1831 that he had heard that Irish was still spoken in Montserrat by both black and white inhabitants. A letter by W.F. Butler in The Atheneum (15 July 1905) quotes an account by a Cork civil servant, C. Cremen, of what he had heard from a retired sailor called John O’Donovan, a fluent Irish speaker:
- He frequently told me that in the year 1852, when mate of the brig Kaloolah, he went ashore on the island of Montserrat which was then out of the usual track of shipping. He said he was much surprised to hear the negroes actually talking Irish among themselves, and that he joined in the conversation…
There is no evidence for the survival of the Irish language in Montserrat into the twentieth century.
The wiki page for Amhlaoibh has several interesting quotes:
“February 3, 1828 …There is a lonely path near Uisce Dun and Móinteán na Cisi which is called the MassBoreen. The name comes from the time when the Catholic Church was persecuted in Ireland, and Mass had to be said in woods and on moors, on wattled places in bogs, and in caves. But as the proverb says, It is better to look forward with one eye than to look backwards with two…“
Amhlaoibh lived out in Callan, in Kilkenny:

Photo taken from “The Bridge”, Bridge St, Callan Co Kilkenny 2004 by Barry Somers
Nearby was born James Hoban, who designed The White House:

Elevation of the north side of the White House, by James Hoban, c. 1793. Progress drawing after having won the competition for architect of the White House. Collection of the Maryland Historical Society.
On a trip to DC once I brought along this book, which I recommend to any DC visitor:

Applewhite might’ve been the first to put in my head the idea that the The White House is modeled on Irish country mansions:
The entire southern half of Montserrat got pretty messed up by volcanic eruptions and was abandoned in 1997:

The former capital, Plymouth
And is now an “exclusion zone”:

Montserrat’s national dish is Goat water, a thick goat meat stew served with crusty bread rolls.

found on the goat water facebook page

for more interesting oddities of Western Hemisphere geography and history, I recommend:

Available at Amazon or your local indie bookstore.
Ed Harris in Westworld, Ed Harris in Walker
Posted: December 5, 2016 Filed under: TV, Uncategorized, Wonder Trail Leave a commentIf you enjoy Ed Harris in Westworld, as I do, you may be curious to have a look at his role in Walker (1987) in which he plays a similarly attired character:

Harris plays the real life William Walker who went down to Nicaragua with some armed guys and declared himself president there from 1856-1857.

I went down to Nicaragua and visited some of the places Walker shot up.

I tell the story of Walker, and of Nicaragua, and of the troubled film

in my book, THE WONDER TRAIL: True Stories From Los Angeles To The End Of The World

available at Amazon or your local indie bookstore. You’ll enjoy it.
Westworld semi-theory
Posted: December 3, 2016 Filed under: TV 2 Comments
SPOILER warning
Arnold
Bernard
Charlie
Dolores
Elsie
The order in which they were made?
A Visit To LACMA
Posted: December 2, 2016 Filed under: LACMA, the California Condition Leave a comment
This bro is from Egypt in the late 3rd-4th century

Very cool video installation by Brigitte Zieger called Shooting Wallpaper:

Here is No-Tin:

painted by Henry Inman around 1832.

Henry Inman
I’ve always thought this one is kind of cool:

Frans Post of the Netherlands painting Brazil in 1655. The frame feels wrong.
Take a look at this one:

Then learn the story:



Sometimes, don’t you feel like this mammoth?
Learn more about California in:

Available at Amazon or your local indie bookstore.
The Canny Admirals
Posted: November 30, 2016 Filed under: America Since 1945, the ocean, war, water, WW2 Leave a comment
Found this picture of John McCain Sr. (the Senator’s grandfather) and William “Bull” Halsey on Wiki while looking up something or another.

Here’s McCain Sr and Junior (the Senator’s dad) at the Japanese surrender in Tokyo Bay. McCain Sr. dropped dead four days later.
Holiday Gift Guide
Posted: November 23, 2016 Filed under: Wonder Trail Leave a comment
On display at the National Building Museum, thanks reader Melissa L!
Our number one pick is: THE WONDER TRAIL: True Stories From Los Angeles To the End of The World, available at Amazon or your local indie bookstore. You’ll enjoy it.
Other items we enjoyed this year and can endorse:

Not exactly a steal at $299 but if Tony Robbins is to believed it’s very important for your lymph nodes to be shaken. We’ve found it stimulating!
Treat yourself or a loved one to a Coyuchi towel? ($48)

For the California adventurer, we recommend Tom Harrison maps? ($8.95)

Or perhaps a Delorme atlas?:

But really, what you want is:

Thoughts of a Philosophical Fighter Pilot
Posted: November 20, 2016 Filed under: actors, America Since 1945, heroes, Vietnam Leave a comment
Remember this guy? For some reason or another I bought this pamphlet of a speech he gave at King’s College, London, November 1993:

Stockdale was a 38 year old naval aviator when he got sent to Stanford for two years of study. He was pretty bored until a professor handed him a copy of The Enchiridion, a collection of the teachings of Epictetus.

What does Epictetus teach?

He taught how to play the game of life with perspective:

an A-4
Five years later, this is what happened to Stockdale:

Stockdale was wrong about how long he’d be there. He was there for 7 1/2 years, much of it in solitary confinement:

How did he spend his time? Well, for one thing he constructed a sliderule in his mind from equations tapped to him in code through a concrete wall::

A bigger collection of Stockdale’s speeches and essays:

where he distills what he learned through his prison experience down to “one all-purpose idea, plus a few corollaries”:

What he has to say about public virtue is distressing as I watch the future president:

A badass:

Recommend Courage Under Fire, which costs five bucks or $3.85 on Kindle. Thoughts Of A Philosophical Fighter Pilot is for the serious Stockdale student.
I think you can appreciate the greatness of Stockdale and also find this funny:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/joyride-with-perot/n10313
Coverage of another philosophical fighter pilot, John Boyd, here.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4123
Hearts & Minds
Posted: November 19, 2016 Filed under: America, America Since 1945 Leave a commentfrom the doc Hearts & Minds (1974) which was on TCM on Election Night.
Meet Farkas
Posted: November 18, 2016 Filed under: politics, Wonder Trail Leave a comment
Meet Farkas.

He’s Chile’s own Donald Trump. 
Shoutout to my pal Fabrizio Copano for telling me about him. 
TO lighten the mood deep down in the San José Mine, the 33 trapped miners would playfully imitate Leonardo Farkas Klein, donning makeshift wigs to simulate the long curly blond mane of the mining executive.









