“There’s no winning. Nobody ever wins.”

I used to keep a VHS of Norm MacDonald on Conan from ’95.  Such excellence.  For the busy executive the first two minutes will suffice.  Or the last two minutes.  (HT Andrew Sullivan)


Memphis

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Memphis is where hillbillies meet black folk.  They are stunned to find how much they have in common with each other.  Dangerous and exciting ideas explode from them then.

– Vivien Kent, The Fatback Of America (1948)

(photo by SCH)


Denmark

This N+1 article about a Danish TV show:

Borgen is more than a sensation; it is a kind of parallel government. Borgen stories are reported in Copenhagen’s free newspapers as if they were actually happening; an educational program that introduces the main fields of Danish politics—welfare spending, environmental policy, the status of Greenland—does so under the rubric “Borgen in reality.”

And:

In a recent interview with Le Monde, the actor [excellently named Babette Knudsen] said she learned about how politicians atrophy by watching Tony Blair.

Says N+1:

But in Britain, where Borgen airs in the original Danish, the program was the undisputed hit of 2012

(undisputed??)

I thought this idea was interesting and troubling:

As the sociologist Wolfgang Streeck has argued, the shift we are seeing in Europe is one from “government” to “governance”—or, if you prefer, from democracy to administration, from a system in which political leaders enact the will of the people to one in which they act merely as “debt-collecting agencies on behalf of a global oligarchy of investors.”

Photo of Denmark’s actual prime minister, Helle Thorning-Schmidt, from wikipedia:

She married Stephen Kinnock in 1996, so becoming the daughter-in-law of Neil Kinnock, Baron Kinnock, former leader of the British Labour Party and European Commissioner, and Glenys Kinnock, Baroness Kinnock of Holyhead, former British Minister for Europe.

Neil Kinnock, remember, was the British politician from whom Biden plagarized whole chunks of life story during the 1988 presidential primaries.


Django

There’s been much talk about the exchange at 13:56 in this video.  But for me the compelling part is at 12:05-13:03.  What coolness.

 


George Saunders

In NY Times:

“I admired him so much,” he said about [DF] Wallace. “His on-the-spot capabilities were just incredible. And I thought, Yeah, we’re a lot alike. We’re similar, nervous guys. And then when he died, I thought [of myself], Wait a minute, you’re not like that. You don’t have chronic, killing depression. I’m sad sometimes, but I’m not depressed. And I also have a mawkish, natural enthusiasm for things. I like being alive in a way that’s a little bit cheerleaderish, and I always felt that around Dave. When he died, I saw how unnegotiable it was, that kind of depression. And it led to my being a little more honest about one’s natural disposition. If you have a negative tendency and you deny it, then you’ve doubled it. If you have a negative tendency and you look at it” — which is, in part, what the process of writing allows — “then the possibility exists that you can convert it.

Possible negative tendencies a person could have:

  • reading about famous greats while aggressively hunting for holes and hypocrisies in wicked hope famous great isn’t really much kinder and more thoughtful and generally better, and thus you yourself can’t be expected to improve or be better
  • cynical assumption that you should be very very skeptical about anyone described as a “saint” in a newspaper.
  • suspicion that people promoting “saints” have inevitable tangled agenda of self-promotion or goal of manipulating saints into espousing ideas from which they themselves [the saint-promoters] intend to make some gain.

Brief personal experience:

Met Saunders once (courtesy of Chennai Office). Walked and talked with him for about ten minutes.

During that walk he completely (by accident, just in casual conversation) altered my perception of college.

That afternoon Saunders gave a reading almost nobody came to. A person literally rollerbladed in, midway through.

Then watched him meet a bunch of young strangers.  Many of whom weren’t exactly sure who he was or why he was there, and >50% of them were pretty drunk.

Saunders offered each of these people (and several were legendary messes) some genuine complimentary observation, or more likely, a complimentary question.

Afterwards, had the sense I’d just been given a free demonstration in how to be: considerate.  In the deepest, “put yourself in the other guy’s shoes” way. NY Times:

The last time we met, Saunders waited in the cold with me until the bus for New York came along. We were talking about the idea of abiding, of the way that you can help people flourish just by withholding judgment, if you open yourself up to their possibilities…

(photo from the wikipedia page for Nyingma Buddhism)


Philosophical question

The late Norman Schwarzopf, quoted in The Daily Beast:

“The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.”

Is that true?  I don’t know.  Is wondering whether it’s true just a way to evade of “doing it”?

from wikipedia, Vietnam 1970:

As the wounded man flailed in agony, the soldiers around him feared that he would set off another mine. Schwarzkopf, also wounded by the explosion, crawled across the minefield to the wounded man and held him down (using a “pinning” technique from his wrestling days at West Point) so another could splint his shattered leg. One soldier stepped away to break a branch from a nearby tree to make the splint. In doing so, he too hit a mine, which killed him and the two men closest to him, and blew an arm and a leg off Schwarzkopf’s artillery liaison officer. Eventually, Schwarzkopf led his surviving men to safety, by ordering the division engineers to mark the locations of the mines with shaving cream.

(photo by Bob Daugherty for AP)


Spider-Like

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Inevitably, a ruler lived spider-like at the centre of a huge web of activities, surrounded by an army of clerks, cleaners, attendants, cooks, porters, messengers, carters, valets, maintenance workers, engineers, and so forth.

(so said the historian Ian Mabbett, writing about “Kingship in Angkor” for The Journal of the Siam Society, reported to me by the great Michael Coe in his book Angkor And The Khmer Civilization.)

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Tragic

A teen or pre-teen with chapped lips.

(picture from wikipedia of “homemade lip-balms”)


Merry Christmas

 

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Martin Amis.  Photograph by Xavier Bertral/EPA

 

from the age of five the [Kingsley] Amis children were allowed to smoke a cigarette on Christmas Day.

(from the great John Lanchester, here)


Water

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Beware The Rise Of China!

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Peggy Noonan

is a truly fascinating writer.

let’s never forget that she claimed, on Nov. 5, 2012:

While everyone is looking at the polls and the storm, Romney’s slipping into the presidency. He’s quietly rising, and he’s been rising for a while.

There is no denying the Republicans have the passion now, the enthusiasm. The Democrats do not. Independents are breaking for Romney. And there’s the thing about the yard signs. In Florida a few weeks ago I saw Romney signs, not Obama ones. From Ohio I hear the same. From tony Northwest Washington, D.C., I hear the same.

Is it possible this whole thing is playing out before our eyes and we’re not really noticing because we’re too busy looking at data on paper instead of what’s in front of us? Maybe that’s the real distortion of the polls this year: They left us discounting the world around us.

but she is the only political columnist I am excited to read every week.

I think the secret is that she is the best at writing.  she is hypnotic and confident and compelling.


from Onion AV interview with Mel Brooks

found here.

AVC: A lot of comedians nowadays are very open about their past, and discuss some darkness that drew them to comedy. For some, comedy comes from a place of insecurity and anxiety, very heavy stuff. What’s your take on that? What was there at the very beginning that drove you to comedy? Was it dark?

MB: That’s a good question, about what was the determining factor. What ignited the rocket that sent you up into the vast regions of comedy, and why? I would say, for me, that philosophical treatise about having black beginnings and wanting love to compensate for that, wanting audiences and wanting attention—I say, “Au contraire.” Completely opposite. I want the continuation of my mother’s incredible love and attention to me. I was the baby boy. There were four boys. I was 2 years old when my father died, and my mother had to raise four boys. She must be in heaven, because in those days you washed clothes, you washed diapers. There was no income, and she had to take in home work. My Aunt Sadie brought her work that made these bathing suits and stuff, and ladies’ dresses. And my mother would sometimes do bathing-suit sashes all night. She got $5 or $6, and it was a lot. She could feed us, you know? But certainly she’d feed four boys for that day. It was amazing. But she loved me a lot. I don’t think I learned to walk until I was 5, because she always held me. [Laughs.] She’d say, “You can do anything, good or bad. You’re the best kid.” So I say, “Au contraire.” I think my surge forward into show business and getting audiences to love me was to continue gathering that affection and that love. It’s the opposite of a dark place. I came from a lovely, sunny place. Even though we were poor, you don’t know it. When you’re a kid, you don’t know it. I love franks and beans. I wouldn’t have eaten anything else! I didn’t know that was poor people’s food. [Laughs.] I didn’t know there was such a thing as steak. I knew there were French fries. There was chicken. Things were good.

My mother used to make [lunch for me] when I played with the kids in the street. She’d slice a Kaiser roll and fill it with tomatoes and butter on both sides, salt and pepper. And she’d put it in a brown paper bag and throw it down, and I’d catch it. I’d sit on the curb with Benny and Lenny and whoever, I had my lunch, and I loved it. It couldn’t have been anything better. Except one day I missed. And the brown paper bag, which held the Kaiser roll with all the tomatoes, the sliced tomatoes, and butter, and salt and pepper, smashed on the sidewalk. [Laughs.] So I just carefully peeled it away, peeled the brown paper bag away from it, and held it, and ate it. I began crying, because it was the best thing I had ever eaten in my life. The butter and the tomato had penetrated every crevice of that Kaiser roll. To this day, there will be nothing better.


“Whoa whoa whoa- I diddn’ know the guy!” “You one-a his guys?” “Don’t be crazy, lady! Jesus who?”

LACMA has a good exhibit now called “CARAVAGGIO!” [subtitle: “A Couple Caravaggios And Some Guys Who Copied Caravaggio’s Tricks.”]

I like this one, The Denial of St. Peter, done by “Pensionante del Saraceni” ~1610.

LACMA tells me:

The Pensionante del Saraceni – literally “Saraceni’s boarder” – is the name given to a mysterious artist, somethimes considered to be French, who worked in Rome in the circle of Carlo Saraceni.”

This painting is from the Musee de la Chartruse in Douai, France.  Let’s go there!

That’s Douai, Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot painted it for us.  OR DID HE?:

René Huyghe famously quipped that “Corot painted three thousand canvases, ten thousand of which have been sold in America”.


T/F?

Paul Revere was riding to warn the good people of Massachusetts that the government was coming to take their ammunition.


Bologna in Newfoundland

from this article on the CBC, ht Tyler Cowen.


All my Christmas shopping is done!

for my nieces and nephews.

For Timothy:

IMG_3149When he’s a little older he can move on to majors.

Eight year old Beth loves her crafts, I think she’ll enjoy her present:

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Little Jamie has a real curiosity about the world.   He will enjoy his book:

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And for Bridgid?

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tiny, tragic inspiration

from this AP article, ht David Grann.  The scene is a barricaded first grade classroom:

One student claimed to know karate. “It’s OK. I’ll lead the way out,” the student said.


California

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