California

Was reading about missions in California, came across this wonderful tidbit about the mission of San Antonio de Padua:

In popular culture

  • The 1965 horror film Incubus was partly filmed at the Mission. The writer and director, Leslie Stevens, concerned that the Mission authorities would not allow the film to be shot there because of the subject matter, concocted a cover story that the film was calledReligious Leaders of Old Monterey, and presented a script that was about monks and farmers. He was helped in this deception by the fact that the film was shot entirely in Esperanto.[12]


Ellen Page

A good chance to revisit Trailer Park Boys:

Treena Leahy never really broke out as a character, no fault of Miss Page’s I say.


RIP Shirley Temple Black, former US Ambassador to Ghana

Amazing paragraph from the NYT obituary:

Mr. Black, who was dropped from the San Fran­cis­co So­cial Reg­is­ter for mar­ry­ing an ac­tress, told a re­porter in 1988: “Over 38 years I have par­tici­pated in her life 24 hours a day through thick and thin, trau­mat­ic sit­u­a­tions, ex­ul­tant sit­u­a­tions, and I feel she has on­ly one per­son­ality. She would be cat­a­strophic for the psy­chi­at­ric pro­fes­sion. You can wake her up in the mid­dle of the night and she has the same per­son­ality ev­ery­body knows. What ev­ery­body has seen for 60 years is the bed­rock.”

Title of an early film series: “Baby Burlesque.”

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Rookie Mag.

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My friend Sei Shonagon should write for Rookie.

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Dance of the Californians

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Seized by an irresistible craving for adventure, [Louis Choris] left France in 1827 for South America. He met his end when he was murdered by robbers on March 22, 1828, en route to Vera Cruz, Mexico


Inside Hollywood

From this profile of Beau Willimon and the writing staff of “House Of Cards”:

Meanwhile, Willimon stood in front of a table full of writers and spoke, while the writers, many of them playwrights whose work he admired, sat and listened and occasionally chimed in. One writer, whose back was toward me, idly surfed the Internet: He researched a plane ticket, then checked out an Airbnb listing for a tropical getaway for $99 a night, then bought some camping gear, then browsed an article with the headline “The Top Five Regrets of the Dying.”

(An excellent detail although why did reporter Adam Sternbergh include it I wonder?  Photo by Ruddy Roye.) 


Complex Magazine Presents: Desus vs. Mero

Q: What is the oldest joke in America?

A: it’s a person of one race imitating a person of another race.

Probably (after initial terror) Columbus guys back on the Pinta cracked each other up by “doing” Arawaks.

No doubt the top Arawak comedians could do killer imitations of Columbus-guys, which helped them forget the pain of smallpox etc.

I think through @chelseaperetti I started reading @thekidmero’s tweets.  For a long time I did not follow him (he has tweeted upwards of 59,000 times) but I would look through his feed sometimes.

The Kid Mero lives in the Bronx. I think the only times I ever went to the Bronx were 1) to eat an Irish toastie at Mary’s Celtic Kitchen with Boyland or 2) to go to Yankee Stadium.

But apparently there are non-white areas of the Bronx.

The Kid Mero has a podcast with another guy from the Bronx called Desus.  The podcast, “Complex Magazine Presents: Desus vs. Mero,” can be found for free on iTunes and “Skitcher” (??).  It is hilarious.  Both dudes are super funny.

One topic that comes up in episode 3 is the enthusiasm of white people for apples, also for cheese.

Here is another topic that comes up:

Anyway: recommended.

(photo of multi-cultural Irish step dancing troupe from the Bronx)


Silent movie.

It is called “Pasadena Bear Encounter.”


Himalayan Marmot

In an effort to juice my stats before this blog’s valuation next month by Standard & Poor’s, I’m getting into the cute animal game.


Simpler and better.

John Ehrlichman, from the doc “Our Nixon” (avail on Netflix Instant).  I’d say this doc is “fascinating” but I’m already super interested in Nixon so please, be aware of my bias.

Following his release from prison, Ehrlichman held a number of jobs, first for a quality control firm, then writer, artist and commentator. Ehrlichman wrote several novels, including The Company, which served as the basis for the 1977 television miniseries Washington: Behind Closed Doors. He served as the executive vice-president of an Atlanta hazardous materials firm. In a 1981 interview, Ehrlichman referred to Nixon as “a very pathetic figure in American history.” His experiences in the Nixon administration were published in his 1982 book, Witness To Power. The book portrays Nixon in a very negative light, and is considered to be the culmination of his frustration at not being pardoned by Nixon prior to his own 1974 resignation. Shortly before his death, Ehrlichman teamed with best-selling novelist Tom Clancy to write, produce, and co-host a three-hour Watergate documentary, John Ehrlichman: In the Eye of the Storm.

(Idea occurred to me watching “Our Nixon”: JFK hired people who were extremely confident, raised in/part of  “the establishment.”  Nixon hired people who were extremely insecure, embittered and aggrieved with “the establishment.”  Danger with both.)


Dustin Van Wechel, “Headstrong”

Reader “Matt M.” in La Jolla writes:

Dear Helytimes,

I know you’ve been accused of being “Headstrong” so I thought you might enjoy DVW’s image of the same name, which I saw on the Autry Museum’s Pinterest page.

Love the site!

– Matt M.

Right you are, Matt.  Thanks for reading.  That painting is oil on linen.  Van Wechel is truly one of our finest living buffalo painters.

You can write to HelyTimes Mailbag at helphely at gmail, subject line “Mailbag.”


I don’t think this is a good name.

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Reading this Dana Goodyear article about valley fever:

“The impact of valley fever on its endemic populations is equal to the impact of polio or chicken pox before the vaccines,” John Galgiani, an infectious-disease physician who directs the Valley Fever Center for Excellence, at the University of Arizona in Tucson, says. “But chicken pox and polio were worldwide.”

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Holy shit!

Archaeologists Identify Tomb of Sobekhotep I!

Egyptologists have been pumped for this moment ever since the discovery of the Kahun Papyri.

That’s of course in the collection of Flinders Petrie.

He described Egypt as “a house on fire, so rapid was the destruction” and felt his duty to be that of a “salvage man, to get all I could, as quickly as possible and then, when I was 60, I would sit and write it all.”

And what happened to Flinders’ head, you wonder?

When he died in 1942, Petrie donated his head (and thus his brain) to the Royal College of Surgeons of London while his body was interred in the Protestant Cemetery on Mt. Zion. World War II was then at its height, and the head was delayed in transit. After being stored in a jar in the college basement, its label fell off and no one knew who the head belonged to.[10] It was identified however, and is now stored, but not displayed, at the Royal College of Surgeons of London.

Was Flinders related to Australia explorer Captain Matthew Flinders, you wonder?  Yes, is the answer, he was his grandson.

Please please Wikipedia tell me Flinders was an unambiguous hero I can get behind without reservations:

Petrie remains a controversial figure for his pro-eugenics views and opinions on other social topics…

Petrie was a dedicated follower of eugenics, believing that there was no such thing as cultural or social innovation in human society, but rather that all social change is the result of biological change, such as migration and foreign conquest resulting in interbreeding. Petrie claimed that his “Dynastic Race”, in which he never ceased to believe, was a “fine” Caucasian race that entered Egypt from the south in latepredynastic times, conquered the “inferior” and “exhausted” “mulatto” race then inhabiting Egypt, and slowly introduced the finer Dynastic civilization as they interbred with the inferior indigenous people. Petrie, who was also affiliated with a variety of far right-wing groups and anti-democratic thought in England and was a dedicated believer in the superiority of the Northern peoples over the Latinate and Southern peoples, derided Budge’s belief that the ancient Egyptians were an African people with roots in eastern Africa as impossible and “unscientific”, as did his followers.

Oh well.  I doubt Sobekhotep was a peach either.


scenario writer

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“There’s gonna be a lotta days when you lay your guts on the line and come away empty-handed”

Good advice.

(h/t HelyTimes correspondent “Rob C.” in Auburn)


Timeless Art?

If you haven’t watched this in awhile, I think you will find it’s still good:


from Seinfeld’s Reddit AMA

found here.

[–]ttoastt 1819 points 12 hours ago

If you weren’t doing comedy, what would you want to do?

[–]_Seinfeld[S] 3342 points 11 hours ago

Die.

Or:


[–]
HallucinoJER 232 points 11 hours ago*

Hello Jerry, then again since we’re not friends (yet) I’ll call you Mr. Seinfeld.

When you were a kid, what was your ultimate “one day if I’m rich I will…” fantasy?

Did you fulfill it yet?

[–]_Seinfeld[S] 541 points 10 hours ago

First of all, I love being called Mr. Seinfeld. In fact, all my children call me that. It’s funny that you should ask this, because this was something I loved to do as a kid with my friends was sit on my stoop and think “what would we do when we were rich” when we were kids in Long Island. And I remember thinking “The greatest thing you could do if you were rich would be to have a go-kart track.”

I don’t have one. I do have a long driveway in my house in Long Island, and sometimes I ride on it on a scooter. And that makes me feel like Richie Rich.

Richie Rich, that comic book, made me anxious. Just the whole thing was kind of weird, it brought out strange, uncomfortable emotions of envy, and you know, sadness. He had parents, but it was one of the most depraved comic books of all. I wonder if it still exists, it can’t possibly still exist.


Everly Brothers

(tune in for the first forty seconds at least for a good lesson in evolutionary biology)


Let this be the final word on slut-shaming


Bedwetters vs. Thumbsuckers

McCain betFrom NY Times mag profile of McCain by Mark Leibovich:

He in­vites me to an ac­tual arena that night: in Glen­dale, Ariz., where the Cal­gary Flames of the N.H.L. were in town to play the Phoenix Coy­otes. This is not the most fa­bled ri­valry in sports, but Mc­Cain says he will watch any sport­ing event (“I’d pay to see the Bed­wet­ters play the Thumb­suck­ers”). He is a big fan of the Coy­otes. There are sup­pos­edly oth­er Phoenix Coyote fans, too, though not many of them come to home games. Mc­Cain’s 25-year-old son, Jim­my, dri­ves us to the arena. Cindy Mc­Cain is in the front seat, and I’m in back with the sen­a­tor, who is des­per­ate to hear the pregame show on the ra­dio. Si­lence makes him ner­vous. He keeps bark­ing out call num­bers to Cindy, but no luck. He checks the Coy­otes app to find in­for­ma­tion about the show (Mc­Cain talks in­ces­sant­ly about his new Coy­otes app), and Cindy con­tin­ues to hunt around the ra­dio di­al, ex­cept when she is brac­ing her­self for a crash, which hap­pens on three sep­a­rate oc­ca­sions dur­ing Jim­my’s gun-and-slam death ride through the greater Phoenix sprawl. When we ar­rive, mirac­u­lous­ly with­out in­ci­dent, the Mc­Cains en­gage in a spir­ited de­bate about which park­ing lot to use. Jim­my takes a few wrong turns; Cindy tells him to slow down and asks why he’s go­ing this way or that way, un­til fi­nally Jim­my snaps and says, “Mom, you make it seem like which park­ing-lot en­trance is the most im­por­tant thing in the world!” In fact, it’s not, he tells her. “I had a woman al­most OD in front of me at a strip club this af­ter­noon. Now that’s some­thing se­ri­ous.”

“Why were you in a strip club this af­ter­noon?” Cindy asks. Jim­my says he was mak­ing a de­liv­ery for the fam­ily beer dis­trib­u­tor­ship. The woman will be fine, Jim­my re­ports. His fa­ther chuck­les in the back.

The arena is ringed with palm trees pop­ping out of the con­crete and named for a com­pa­ny I’ve nev­er heard of. Twen­ty min­utes be­fore face-off, the con­course is as placid as Penn Sta­tion on a Sun­day morn­ing. The ce­leb­rity politi­cian walks a few feet ahead of the rest of us. He car­ries him­self with a full and right­ful ex­pec­ta­tion that peo­ple will rec­og­nize him, and he greets any­one that meets his glance. “Thank you for your serv­ice, sen­a­tor,” many say. He gets this a lot, he says, “usu­ally right be­fore they un­load on me.”

In the el­e­va­tor, we meet a big, hand­some guy in a suit who looks like a hock­ey player and, sure enough, turns out to be an in­ac­tive mem­ber of the Flames. Mc­Cain asks him where he’s from. Min­neso­ta. “Where are you from?” he asks Mc­Cain. “Oh, I’m sort of from all over,” Mc­Cain tells him. When the player gets off the el­e­va­tor and I men­tion to Mc­Cain that the guy had no idea who he was, the sen­a­tor seems slight­ly amused and even a bit dis­ori­ent­ed. “It hap­pens some­times,” he says.

The seats are about half filled, and the arena is quiet enough dur­ing the game to hear the play­ers shout­ing to each oth­er. Fans are pe­ri­od­i­cal­ly in­struct­ed to howl like Coy­otes, which Mc­Cain does in the same way he greets Wolf Blitzer. The home-team Bed­wet­ters beat the vis­it­ing Thumb­suck­ers 4-2, and Mc­Cain heads home hap­py, ex­cept when Cindy can’t find the postgame show on the ra­dio, and Jim­my is near­ly killing us again.

Not sure what the point of this profile is except that McCain loves life?  Certainly entertaining anyway.  This was interesting:

In his book about five Na­val Acad­emy grad­u­ates, “The Nightin­gale’s Song,”* the jour­nal­ist Robert Tim­berg de­scribed what Mc­Cain looked like af­ter two months of im­pris­on­ment — weigh­ing less than 100 pounds, with col­lapsed cheeks and at­ro­phied limbs. “His eyes, I’ll nev­er for­get,” Mc­Cain’s cell­mate, Bud Day, told Tim­berg. “They were bug-eyed like you see in those pic­tures from the Jew­ish con­cen­tra­tion camps. His eyes were re­al popeyed like that.”

Day, a dec­o­rated fight­er pi­lot, died in Ju­ly at age 88. “He was the bravest man I ever knew,” Mc­Cain said af­ter his death. He and Day had no­ta­ble dis­agree­ments over the years: Day was part of the Swift Boat Vet­er­ans for Truth, who cam­paigned against John Ker­ry in the 2004 pres­i­den­tial cam­paign. Mc­Cain con­demned the group for their at­tacks against Ker­ry. “Like a lot of he­roes, ev­ery­thing was black and white with Bud,” he told me. “That’s how you sur­vive.”

In cap­tiv­i­ty, Mc­Cain said many of his fel­low P.O.W.s would search for omens that their re­lease was im­mi­nent. “Peo­ple would say, ‘Hey, there’s a car­rot in my soup, so that must mean we’re go­ing home,’ ” he said. “Bud used to say to them: ‘Right, guys. We’ll be go­ing home one day, but it sure as hell won’t be be­cause we found a car­rot in the damn soup.’

* highly recommended.